27-year old Self-Respector

That’s Eric Burke, he’s a hooah and really popular with us veteranfags

FUCK YOUR FEELINGS, IM GOING IN!

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rare to find these in the wild

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>Milk is racist
>OK sign is racist
>Emojis are rascist
>Hashtag is racist
>Pine Tree air freshener is racist
[You Are Here]
>Going to the gym is rascist

Calling it now, boys

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imagine having this rant and then climbing out of your mom's honda crosstour

Yeah, post workout high is intense.

Check'd

He have a JewToob? Can't find him on search, and the link is a sandnigger content thief

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spbp

My bad it’s John Burke, he’s really active on social media too if you have it

youtu.be/HxDDYOHB_yg

It's John Burke... That user goofed. He's funny as hell though, John Burke, not user.

But can he take on CEOBitch?

youtu.be/px-UeGV9gxY

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P R I V A T E F E S T E R M A N

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What the fuck... context?

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Dude caught her cheating, he confronted her, she assaulted him, he recorded it.

He used the video to help him win custody.

Why can I fap to this?

Good, women were a mistake

seething

the context is women are large children

This is my new favourite video of all time. Holy shit dude. And the outro. And the outro. Fuck, bud. Thank you.

Here's a toothbrush.

???

>CEOBitch
reminds me of take me to the LAAAAKKEE

Post lake. I don't know what you're talking about but if it's in the same vein as CEO Bitch I absolutely need more of this.

+1

youtube.com/watch?v=lWM8CMzw-jY

LE 56%

>i hate fat people because muh heart attacks
yawn. like anyone actually gives a shit about their health. say what everyone thinks, we hate fat people because theyre ugly and usually smelly

it's already been said gym bros are usually more conservative and racist, and so on, basically associating the gym with that already

>literal newton physics is a racist fucking rape manual of mother earth!

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Ladies and gentlemen, an American voter.

i can't. you'll have to gas me.

>But if we are to believe that mechanistic metaphors were a fundamental component of the explanations thew new science provided, why should believe that the gender metaphors were not?
These people make money for this. A tree died for this. A tree was raped and killed for this.

Fuck. That was one of the best rants I've seen in a long time.

>d gym bros are usually more conservative and racist
or gay homo faggots.

Both sides of this argument are absolutely spergy retards.
This doesn't happen in Europe.
If you want to be fit, be fit.
If you want to be fat, be fat.
But no one goes around moral fagging about laziness or body positivity.
Disclaimer: May not apply to UK, France, Germany and Sweden.

holy shit im as straight as an arrow and even I would fuck this guy.
jesus christ what a chad.

European fat is quite different from American fat. You can have a bit of fat on your bones and that's not going to kill you. American levels of fat are literally lethal. It's not moralfagging to say, "Don't jump!" when somebody's standing on the edge of a bridge. Instead, that's basic human compassion and a sign you aren't a sociopath.

how the fuck do you even know that? sauce?

It's in the comments of the video

ah ty, i watched it before the comment was posted

Fat fucks around here are usually strongfat. But we got some young hamplanets growing up right now. Shits about to change.

Know of any more rants like this? Making something and it would be useful. Thanks.