>Mysterious 'emergency' at white house >Pence has to immediately go back >Happenings all over the place at once >No word on Trump since >No sightings of Trump. >He hasn't posted on twitter in over 24 hours
We need to seriously consider that the President has DIED Jow Forums If not, WHERE IS HE?
busy saving us all fucko trump is playing solid snake for real right now mothafucka
Samuel Ortiz
>Hurr you need your meds
You don't think it's the LEAST bit suspicious that there's officially an 'emergency' at the white house, Pence immediately rushed back, Melania immediately rushed back?
Luke Turner
Even if true, even THIS couldn't get people off their ass. Just harshly worded comments on Drudge articles until lunch break.
Jeremiah Thomas
TRUMP IS SLED?
>Mysterious ‘toboggan track’ at white house >Pence has to immediately snow back >Christmas cheer all over the place at once >No word on presents since >No snowmen of Trump. >He hasn’t roasted chestnuts on an open fire in over 24 hours
We need to seriously consider that Santa ate the COOKIES and MILK Jow Forums If not, WHERE ARE THEY?
I never denied that it isn't suspicious. But to go from that to "Trump has been killed" is just too much schizo and crazy.
There have been reports that the US navy bombed a russian nuclear sub. That actually makes more sense in regards to the emergencies and Pence immediate reaction.
Jack Carter
proof of this???
Noah Gray
It was about some porch monkey, though. Coincidence, actually a coincidence for once.
John Lee
>If not, WHERE IS HE? Safety bunker?
Josiah Brown
Is it anything like that shit show on Netflix?
Adam Edwards
It's probably a shill.
Hudson Sanders
I don't think he was murdered. Unless someone wants to bring up Ronald McDonald on charges.
Jordan Butler
Does Ivanka have his phone?
Adam Moore
Could be predictive programming.
I'm not the only one saying it. Word has it that it all happened at the same time as that Russian sub, maybe as a distraction...
Ethan Baker
He's talking about the money Obama sent to Iran that wasn't actually Iran's but rather YOURS, the taxpayer's BTW. There was literally NO PROOF it was Iran's money from the get-go.
>Coincidence, actually a coincidence for once. not knowing how the unified field works. convergence is happening
Blake Peterson
TRUMP IS SLED?
>Mysterious ‘toboggan track’ at white house >Pence has to immediately snow back >Christmas cheer all over the place at once >No word on presents since >No snowmen of Trump. >He hasn’t roasted chestnuts on an open fire in over 24 hours yet‒ >White House decoratings ‐ all off’ >Mysterious ‘shower’ at the White House‒ >Merry Christmas from the men’ at the nation's highest office‒ >Merry Christmas from the men’ at the nation's highest office‒ >No pumpkin spice lattes ‒ at the White House‒ >Merry Christmas from the men’ at the nation's highest office‒ >Frost in the air during Christmas picnics for Trump >Merry Christmas from the men’ at the nation's highest office‒
Ian Sullivan
>Hoping someone assassinates Obama
"You're a racist!"
>Hoping someone assassinates Trump
"But what if it's true?"
Fucking kill yourself.
Michael Gonzalez
No, it was a baseball player Taylor Skaggs a 27 yr old white guy that played for the Angels. He was found dead in his hotel room monday.
Isaac Flores
>a blue board That's qr on cripple. Saw the thread where that faggot posted. Got deleted.
Ryder Thomas
Ah, gotcha. I thought I read it was some rapper. My bad. It does seem oddly coherent. He's threading. He never does that.
Jordan Turner
Test
Jeremiah Reed
I didn't 'hope' for anything.
Lucas Ross
If he died he was murdered. They're not going to JFK him--it would be too chaotic, it would move people to the right, and it would squander an opportunity to false flag a target like North Korea or Iran.
Maybe, they're stalling until they can take out his inner circle. Maybe they're not going to promote Pence; maybe they're programming a synthetic/robotoid replacement as we speak. It's also possible that a loyal faction is trying to do the same (like Carter in 1979). Who knows.
rocket man did him with the handshake, the way his brother was offed at the airport. Some nerve agent
Cameron Martin
"DEBKAfile (Hebrew: תיק דבקה) is an Israeli military intelligence website based in Jerusalem, providing commentary and analyses on terrorism, intelligence, national security, military and international relations, with a particular focus on the Middle East. It is available in both English and Hebrew. The word "Debka" refers to an Arab folk dance." Hrmmmmm....
Parker Russell
Laughing out loud.
Nicholas Howard
Honestly this came to mind for me too. What would he stand to gain from that though?
Noah Kelly
Not being nuked by china? who knows what lengths the globalists would and wouldn't go to to get america back under control? It's the lynchpin of their whole game and a century of work has been invested, the whole plan is dead without it.
Nolan Ramirez
Nice and cozy in a DUMB; elites are going to ground, I'd say it's been a pleasure but fuck clown world.
It's literally the only way he won't get reelected.
Nicholas Cox
Trust me. Security in US isn't dumb (no matter what u think of Trump personally). They would definitely had made sure that nothing was left or put on him.
Jaxson Kelly
Did you see him type it?
Connor Campbell
Worth remembering Cloudflare's outage last night. Quite possibly something they didn't want to spread.
Pence just forgot his jumper cables at home so he had to make a quick run back
Austin Sullivan
Just stepping off the plane an crossing the border could have made Trump ill, there is all kinds of bugs and illnesses floating about that he would have had no immunity too. Not saying Korea is dirty, just that the human body often suffers when moving between biomes.
Somethings fucky. Its a salon article I know but predictive programming articles are popping up.
>e Pence might want to watch his back. Donald Trump’s trip to Japan and the Korean peninsula was predictably weird, with his impromptu play date with Kim Jong-un at the DMZ serving as the irresponsible and dangerous climax to an already botched excursion in which First Daughter Ivanka Trump was crowbarred into the proceedings for some reason.
>Cutting right to the chase, I believe Trump might be grooming Ivanka, rather than Donald Trump Jr., to succeed him — a move that would solve a couple of Trump’s most harrowing problems. In fact, there’s a rumor currently circulating among Republican circles in Washington in which Trump suddenly declines the nomination sometime next summer, presumably for health reasons, then lobbies the convention delegates to toss their votes to Ivanka as his rightful heir and the 2020 nominee.
Logan Barnes
If Trump was president of Nascar, there would be no walls on the tracks. And therefore, Dale Earnhardt would still be alive instead of dying in a racing accident. It's very esoteric and dark redneck joke.
Joshua Perez
>biomes Do you even realize how big the US is? Every state is a different biome. Its something else.
Ethan Cruz
It is though. If you know nascar, then it's very funny.
Ryan Ramirez
No but the democrats chances at winning 2020 are dead. 4 more years of REEEE.