Lads I'm a broke Potato nigger living in Italy

Lads I'm a broke Potato nigger living in Italy
Need to get home but don't have any money
What crime can I commit to get deported quickly?
I'm white btw

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just say your a refugee

>Irish
>White

Choose one.

t. achmed

shit on a pizza

Dont want to get sunk/beamed all the way to Lybia

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Not a bad idea but i dont trust you

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Just walk up to a carabinieri and punch him in the face, bonus points if you reach for his gun.

Go to the embassy and they’ll buy you a flight home, did it before in 2002. Say you had your wallet stolen, Passport, etc.

They got female police here who will fucking kill me out of fear

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Throw a potato at them.

The crime of taking a train with out paying for it until you're out of the country you dumb fuck.
Also post your passport if you're Irish otherwise sage and fuck off mossad

>Islamic flag
Who are you to question anothers ethnicity?

Will the consulate do I'm in Milan and cant afford to go to Rome?

Two words. Hate Crime. Good Luck.

Yep

Rob convenience stores in suburbs, best time is during dinner time. Less traffic, cash is usually pretty full and do not touch the scratch tickets. Fastest way to get busted. By store procedures if you simply say this is a stick up and put your finger in a gun shape under your shirt they'll empty the proceeds of the cash in a bag. Wear gloves and if you dont care about getting bounced then dont cover your face. Response times in suburbs are terrible btw so you can keep it easy walking in and out without anyone getting hurt but the insurance companies that cover the theft loss if the corner store is a large chain. Dont do mom and pop stores, most of them are struggling because the large block chain stores. Avoid gas stations, they sometimes have guns since gas is expensive.

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Yep, say you were robbed, broke, they will put you on flight, make you a temp passport, and fly you home

They're too nice here they dont arrest you here if you're white on the train and if they know im foreign/suspect im a tourist theyll just leave me be

>wanting to come back here

This

Family related
Dont worry i would not go back to Gayland ecen if you paid me at this stage

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Punch a nigger or jew in the chin and scream loud stop population replacement in europe.. and posible you get a couple hours in the police station and later theid pay you a ticket to ireland.... make sure of ko the nigger/jew hard....good luck from a felow italian living abroad

Just tell them Mussolini was right!

No I'll get around of applause and and pat on the back this place is lovely

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Do qt italian girls like irish guys? I need a qt in my life

>get a car
>fill it with niggers
>go towards a police checkpoint
>some judge will free you because "muh nignog on board"
>you will free to go but expelled from country
>profit
it's so easy

Cont...fellow potato nigger. Learned to walk upright with a wheelbarrow with a bottle of rye in hand and a shovel in the other. After you get a couple of grand together you kick your business to greece for your next adventure to meet up with a wizard.

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Thats if you want to finish the cards and get the reward of the world.

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>he can't disarm a woman
Nevermind Ireland, head straight to Sweeden.

Do you play an instrument? If so, you could always try playing on the street. You could even make a sign about how you're an Irishman trying to get home and play a bunch of old Irish songs to make it sound like you're on some symbolic journey back to your native soil. Even if you don't play an instrument, you could probably pull this off with just singing if your voice is half decent.
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Just suck dick until you have enough money

Can't you find a job as a bartender or something like that?

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Fuck off we're full

>Chinise flag
Who are you to question anothers ethnicity?

tfw too white to live in italy

He didn't even mention that he was white, you were just busting your arse to say that to him, weren't you, Nafri?

just read it again, he did mention he was white. ha. fuck you anyway, Achmed