Cetacean Politics

Dolphins really should have some sort of representation in the UN, they're smarter than African niggers.

Their eyes almost look human, probably where the legend of their chadness comes from.
Not to mention that they are a pleasant pink hue.

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Here is an interesting video from Brazil
Wild dolphins work with fisherman to catch fish.
These fuckers are smarter than Brazilians

youtube.com/watch?v=lRwWfYLKFw0

Read that on Wikipedia. Seen any weird looking natives recently. Pink with beaks?

>Their eyes almost look human
I can see it.
>ywn stare deeply into them whilst balls deep in her willing dolphing vagina, hearing her softly kikikikikikik in your ear whilst you fuck her
I do not like this feel.

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We just need a universal translator.

literally gay dolphin
dont eat it or you catch gay

Smarter than us. I mean these guys work together meanwhile in the UK everyone is trying to appease the Eternal Ahmed just to not be stabbed.

Some outside the box thinking is the route to go here.

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>Crows have funerals
No they don't.

They're working on it. wcax.com/content/news/How-UVM-researchers-are-decoding-the-language-of-dolphins-509860231.html

Well, it's more of a service.

no but Brazilian natives bathe in the river about 4 times a day...

Just third-wave feminists in a pool with randy Dolphins.

I've been with some loud bitches.
As they say...don't knock it until you have tried it

I'm not Jefferey Dahmer; wanting to fuck it & wanting to eat it are mutually exclusive.

Elephants do. There's actually been a string of incidents of them flipping the fuck out & wrecking human settlements the past several years.
They're smart, they can count, they're long lived enough to realize there's always fewer of them. I think they're starting to wake up to the fact that we're the primary reason there's always fewer of them. Maybe even waking up the fact that we know we are, it's not intentional, yet we really don't give a shit as our comfort & muh shekels are more important to us than their existence.
That's a pretty unique kind of hell, to be able to realize such a thing yet be entirely unable to do jack shit about it.

I love water too.

...now THAT is an idea for a VN.
Wonder if Patreon would let me monetize it?

LOL
they see eye to eye with ahmed when it comes to rape however.
But I agree, their frontal cortex is huge, they are beyond human intelligence.
Would be fascinating to know from them why they still treat humans as friendlies although many cultures treat them like shit.
The fucking Japanese for example, corralling them into a cove to slaughter them by the thousands.

you would probably love it ever more if you had a pink dolphin lady sucking your balls into her blowhole

Do you make VNs?

>Would be fascinating to know from them why they still treat humans as friendlies although many cultures treat them like shit
>their frontal cortex is huge, they are beyond human intelligence
I think you kind of answered your own question.
Sounds like a setup for true, pure enlightenment to me; to give them that level of intellect & consciousness, yet in a physical form primarily unable to "do" anything with it on a human level.

Do I? Yes.
Have I released any thus far? No. Almost there though.

Is it with those women claiming to be Dolphin or do you mean Dolphin/Human sex. I mean I love Dolphins but they aren't my type.

>I love Dolphins but they aren't my type
Fair.
Fun fact though, it is impossible to rape a female dolphin. They've evolved defenses.
So if you get in at all, she REALLY wants you in there. Consent is unquestionable.

newscientist.com/article/2150052-female-dolphins-have-weaponised-their-vaginas-to-fend-off-males/

Damn Japs need nuking again for this time committing crimes against Cetaceanity.

So this whole gang rape thing is a myth. They were just gang banging all along.

They could probably shed some light on human evolution.

It's a myth as far as other dolphins are concerned.
But they're notorious for raping a lot of other species including humans. Probably because they're thrilled the rest of us have no naturally evolved defenses against it.
They'll do seemingly pointless shit too, like play some type of ball game, using the young of another species as the ball, until it dies from internal injuries & they stop playing with it.

No they don't either. You live in a really crazy world if you think elephants understand all that.

The folklore behind it is that pink dolphins transform into humans and seduce women that are by the river doing their chores.

I think it's possible, who the hell know what they actually do or even can from a firsthand perspective?
But it certainly fits in with the general, pointless cruelty God seems incredibly fond of.

Ah, squaws doing their chores while pink dolphin chad comes back for mores.

Look it up...fucking brutal.
The cove turns into pure blood...disgusting

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Elephants are just dumb animals. They don't understand what you think they do.

They are basically the WW2 Japs.

are you really too stupid to understand the difference between rape and insemination?

yep, they love that native pussy.
legend probably originated after some woman gave birth to a flipper baby following incestuous relations LOL

>Chief: did you fuck your brother?
>Daughter: No! It was a pink dolphin!
>Chief: Fucking Chad Dolphins and their pretty pink hue, they tricked another of our pure women, how can we even compete?

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>dumb
Ah, the hubris of being unable to conceive of any level of intelligence other than your own having any significance.
"Dumb" means many different things.

You're gonna have to expand on what you mean, because I have no idea what you're implying.

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I have been around enough Japanese people to know they are cruel mother fuckers...even to their own children
(Brazil is home to the largest Japanese pop outside of Japan)

Now they are going back to commercial whale hunting....

POST MOAR

Says the guy who thinks elephants understand sociopolitics of extinction.

Are the Japanese over there integrated (speak hue, eat the same,ect) ? Or are they segregated? What about the real estate, living standards, scenery? In good condition or something else?

>the guy who thinks elephants understand sociopolitics of extinction
Fucking kek, I never said they actually did; I was implying the tools necessary for them to seem available to them & it's a possibility.
You're the one claiming it's 100% an impossibility.

Jap: Yaw get A+ bichi doturu aw I shootoru your motharu!

*shootoru yawu.

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depends on the class of the Jap.
The poorer ones will race mix but you have the wealthy ones that don't mix, they have arranged marriages (usually with mates in Japan or within the community).

The younger ones speak Pork&Cheese but their parents and especially grand parents rarely do. I know a dude who was cut off from the family fortune because his parents found out he was fucking a Brazilian chick LOL

HAHAHA pretty much but they don't speak English...not even Portuguese at home most of the time. I met quite a few parents that don't speak Portuguese, only Japanese.

The upper class does not mix with Brazilians...but their daughters love the ficki ficki. The men are usually trad as fuck...they don't want to lose the family money so they don't fuck or sleep around. The girls is another story. Met a few seriously whory jap chicks in my college days

Jap: Yaw fuke ar Brack Bitchi? Shamefur dispray! Fortone go to rest of bettur famry.

>They're smart, they can count, they're long lived enough to realize there's always fewer of them. I think they're starting to wake up to the fact that we're the primary reason there's always fewer of them. Maybe even waking up the fact that we know we are, it's not intentional, yet we really don't give a shit as our comfort & muh shekels are more important to us than their existence.

>I think
>Maybe

Why did they go to Hueland anyway?

So you think they understand things they can't understand.

fortune went to his younger brother, much to his dismay.
His younger brother was the ugliest tiny jap kid you can imagine...his parents set him up with a jap chick from japan (a business move)...kid now lives in a fucking immense house, has little ugly kids LOL

my buddy really became the shame of the family. Fucking guy went from a penthouse overlooking the beach to sleeping on my couch for a few months. He is ok now, he went into business with one of his cousins (also cut off for getting married to a Korean chick) LOL

After WW2 (and prior even) a fuck ton of them moved to Brazil because the USA, Canada (and the allies) rejected them for supporting the Nazi regime.
Brazil became a very big immigration center for the "axis of evil" refugees.
Japs, Italians and Germans flocked to Brazil.

You have colonies in the South that are hardcore German...they don't mix, they don't speak portuguese....just like the japs. Gisele the model comes from one of these German families.

Should've said she was his comfort woman!

HAHAHAHA
You don't talk about the comfort women, that shit never happened

Might move to Brazil simply for having a butterknoife.

What do the Japs there say about Nanjing?

They loved every bit of it really. They only started crying about it when the Japs returned to Japan after the war to their wives.

You can get guns now too, especially easy for foreigners.
Expect a massive culture shock. A few of my expat buddies have a love/hate relationship with Brazil. The country is still corrupt as fuck so it gets frustrating

They don't get into politics or war events. Maybe amongst themselves but I am not a Jap.
They younger generations don't give two fucks about Japan or what happened during the nanjing massacre.

I took a Japanese history class in Uni cause I was banging a jap chick but they don't really cover any of the more sensitive topics.

I like the sounds of it. I tell no secrets.

The good thing about Brazil is that their conflicts from back home didn't come with them to the new world.
I see Chinks, Japs and Koreans chatting with each other at the market all the time in some broken portuguese....quite hilarious
Never have I seen a fist fight

If you have a good amount of money you can isolate yourself in some compound and have the locals do your bidding.

I was just thinking about dolphins few mins ago! I scrolled and saw a pic of a boat at sea and instantly I remembered dolphins can be trained! They are so cute.

Lame they should celebrate Nanjing.

as I said, they probably do behind closed doors but never publicly.

Japs are extremely private people. They literally do not show emotion. They even recoil in horror when Brazilians greet them with a hug or kisses as the Brazilians are wanton to do.

Will save up in the meantime.

Understandable.

start offering conversation classes in English to Brazilians, you get to chat with Brazilian chicks, choose a waifu, get permanent residency all whilst getting paid to interview Brazilian women.

Sounds cool, sorry i've been up for too long, I need to get some sleep.

Cant believe people still even glance at hitler. He was a world class clown. A bufon. A retard at best. Hes a retard

sleep well

don't know what that has to do with what I posted...but ok

Botcels getting alien pussy tonight
Might learn something Alien pussy
Incels won.