Elves are the master race. Europeans can't even compare

Can I massage your pointy ears?

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Not all elves are immortal faggot.

>look at all these Vatican agents
Like moths to a flame kek
>also yikes

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>you'll never have an elf GF that lets you massage her ears while she kisses you
Pack it the fuck in boys.

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If you're immortal why strive for anything?
Just sleep for 10,000 years or something and wake up for a shit occasionally. Sounds thrilling.

Fuck elves, they are the worst of the fantasy races. I hate them with a passion.

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>tfw Deep Fire Elementalist of Cheibriados with a staff of energy and just found Shatter
yall yuropoors are going to burn

counterpoint: dark elves
only good for fucking

t.faggot

t. doesn't read warhammer

have sex incel gamer loser

>NTR and orc cock

no

>Warhammer jews made elves evil so thats what they must have always been

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Based thred, post nore elves

>You WISH you could be an elf.

100% true.

>evil
They're not evil, they're just objectively shit. In every lore they're huge faggots who accomplish nothing, just sit around all day and jerk each other off. The eldar before the fall accomplished the most, but while accomplishing that, they're flaying each others dick skin off. Even in tolkien they literally just run away when things get messy, and refuse to help others despite the fact that it could have led to a total takeover by their enemy. They're the ultimate ivory tower cunts and deserve everything bad that happens to them. They're so jaded by their long lifespans that they have little connection with the other mortal races and usually just tell them to eat shit and never contribute to the well-being of the world.

Fuck off, bolshevist.

Elves = Alv = white.
Whites are the original elves, wherever they went the local population commonly mistook them for gods because of their divine beauty.

Any Elf that didn't sail west eventually lost their body to Morgoth's corruption.
While they may live tens of thousands of years they're no more immortal but for the grace of god than humans.

Redpill me on dark elves Jow Forums

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Israel waifus.

elf women would have to be incredibly sexy and enticing for an immortal elf man, the ultimate chad who has been having hot elf sex for hundreds of years

>normalfags

Pip pip cheerio, whatever might be the sauce, lad?

>being this jealous

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Subhuman japs taking the concept of elves and integrating it to one of the most retarded things ever that is anime and manga is just as bad as niggers trying to picture themselves as ancient egyptians.
If you consume anime or manga you're a failure.

Guilliman has a space elf gf.
He’s the most by-the-book person in the universe so you KNOW elf sex is on the menu.

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Hardly. Dwarves are the master race. They're the most technologically advanced, immune to the warping properties of magic, live for 200-300 years, and actually help the other races when the time comes.
Elves are just long-lived magic users with whorish women and feminine men. They have no likable traits.

give me a slow walk up

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Flat elves can be cute as well!

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I would probably fuck an elf but I definitely don’t want to be an elf

>ywn have a flat chested perfect elven gf and rub her big round belly with elven unguents after you impregnate her
Why even live

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Actual whites are Elves

>laughingelf.jpg

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Show me the elf and I’ll tell you if I would fuck it or not

This. Negros are Orcs Elve/Orc pairing is the anime version of blacked

Dwarves hide away in holes toiling away to horde anything shiny they dig up to no benefit to anybody including themselves.

If by likeable traits, you mean comic relief.

what's the difference between halfhuman and halfelf?
What breeds a halfhuman?

>tread is nothing but faggy/slutty anime elves
Asur and Druchii is where it's at

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I would probably fuck it but I would prefer a small titty elf

>NTR
fuck you

Yeah I would fuck that elf

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Elves are fags.
Green is best.
Waaaaaaaaaagh

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Fake news paid by Soros

>slaves siding with nigger orcs
art imitates life

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Elf bois can't comprehend the BGC (big green cock).

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The classifications are made based upon phenotype, with the understanding that hair color and eye color occur on a spectrum between two points. Half elves are generally differentiated based upon little or no black hair follicles. While Half humans can have portions of black and blonde or black and red. The eyes of half humans tends to be closer to green with more melanin or outright amber. Half human also includes those with amber eyes and brown hair, as brown hair implies not purely human
In otherwords
Half Human -> Features lighter than black hair/brown eyes
Half Elf -> Features darker than pure blonde /blue eyes
There is bound to be cases where it's difficult to choose which is which, but there are enough factors to work with that it shouldn't be to difficult

>Cuck posting
Why?

Davidic bloodline were elves, Vatican2 purportedly genocided them. Albi Latin for elf, gensian Latin for bloodline.

Elves are just lewd by nature

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they are elfbois brainwashed by years of addiction to goblin funded porn

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Very nice, would fuck

Makes sense, blacked style propaganda was inserted into the fantasy style media long ago, people just didn't seem to realize it

Why yes, I do believe Elves are inferior so much that they can be enslaved by Orcs.

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Elves have always been an ally to mankind. It's only the retarded modern rehashes that have done otherwise and that's for the sole purpose of being edgy.
Elves aren't just magic users they can also use bows and swords making them perfect for a longbow division.

Dwarves, Man and Elf are the holy trinity of fantasy races. Angels can get in there if setting appropriate but otherwise the only other righteous races are gnomes/halflings and different brands of the same three (Wood Elf, Deep dwarf, that totally not egyptian civilization).

What wouldn't pass?

>elves are based on fins
>fin claims that fins are just sluts

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Really makes ya wonder, what with all these papal cucks shitting up the thread eh?

No fatties

wew everyone , we have a winner , this one is probably the lewdest elf of all as well as being the funniest one.
can't wait for the next doujinshi.

the pint sizes are only good for genociding, remember the kender

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?

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>the eternal Catholic strikes again

Neither of those elves would be fucked by my dick, no. 2thicc

>elves are based on Finns
That's bretty ebin :D considering elves stem from Germanic folklore.

Gay.

>Who says Elves are fit?
>5000 years of life just means 5000 years to get out of shape.

Very true. Elves would be the master-race hands down.

I have pointy elf ears as well

Sauce

a half-human is how they're called when raised among elves. A half-elf is how they're called when raised among humans

Elf comes from the old English/Anglo-Saxon aelf, which is derived the the older proto-language word aelboas, meaning white. True fact.

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This. Elves were just Germanic forest dwellers similar to how the Nymphs are Greek/Anatolian.