ITS HAPPENING

THANK YOU EARTHQUAKE-CHAN

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That actually would be beautiful.

It's normal.
Too bad it was in the middle of nowhere and not on the San Andreas Fault
Now it will be a happening if a big one ike the Indian Ocean quake occurs a few miles off the beach.

>40 earthquakes
>none of them of any significance what-so-ever
>street shitter california is still alive
American Exceptionalism everybody

Doubtit

I love you earth quake chan!

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To celebrate the demise of commiefornia I will do one deepnude of any SJW to the first person that responds, must respond with pic of SJW no underage

Kern county (where the quakes are happening) voted for Trump

pls be true
chek digit

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thank you earthquake chan

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Why would earth-chan be so good with us as to take down our trash?

thank you earthquake chan, please finish what you started

>earthquakes started happening hours ago
>still no high quality art of Earthquake Chan

How am I supposed to give her tributes and show my love?

Mega quake incoming confirmed

awww let the retards have their happenings

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drawfags report in

OK EVERYONE LETS MEET AT THE EASTERN BORDER OF CALI AND SEE IF WE CAN PUSH IT INTO THE OCEAN!!!

California is trembling under mighty roar of patriotic tanks rolled in Washintong D.C.

It hit rural, republican cali tho. My whole building started to sway out in Lancaster.

Thank You Earthquake Chan

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Thank you Earthquake-chan!

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Imagine believing that things ever happen

your sacrifice will not be in vain.

god cracked a cold one on the trannies

republicans in cali are useless and help the dems out. move to a different state like wa and vote republican. you'd do more good there.
>but muh nightlife

slept through it in Bako

DO IT

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God smites the most unamerican state in the Union on the 4th of July. Nice!

Is this not nothing? There’s fault lines all over Cali, this shit happens all the time

I'm moving end of next year. Please say a prayer to Kek that he spares me until then.

Day of the rake when.

Why'd he smite the republican part?

pls be tru

wipe this pathetic state from the face of the galaxy, earthquake chan

This was a big one for the area, but it didn't come from the San Andreas. Just a minor fault out by Ridgecrest.

this is a foreshock for a megaquake.

>wanting Earth-chan to be raped by Earthquake-chan

You faggots are sick

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>tfw Jow Forums cheering the destruction of one of the Republican majority parts of Commiefornia

They might not control shit in Sacramento, but inland California is Republican as shit. More Republicans than many red States live in the shitty parts away from the coast.

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>8.5 earthquake hits the Rpeublican voting part again
Heh, nothing personel kid

>8.5 shakes and shakes
>it was supposed to have stopped by now but hasn't
>nearly a 20 minutes later, the rumbling quiets
>the ground splits open
>unimaginably large craft emerges
>mfw

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Thank you Earthquake Chan, make certain we get four more years.

He isnt fucking fagas though
Death to queers and steers

rolling for a magnitude 9

California is built on shakey ground, like many prosperous cities who built around natural resources and water, where those resources came out of ground because of tectonic plates crossing and earthquakes forming there.

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>IT'S KERN COUNTY!!!!11111ONEONEONEONEONE
No, you fucking moron it wasn't. It was San Bernardino County, which voted for Hillary.

Are you always this retarded or is today a special occasion?

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WELCOM TO ERF

I call bullshit. Proof? Otherwise that’s just wishful thinking

Look, if people cared to be granular the narratives fail

It better actually happen. Im tired of your bullshit faggot

>Hell opens up, demons emerge. In California.
That checks out.

Reminder: earthquakes are another sign of Jesus return

rollan' for many dead caliniggers

fuck, again

Then He cant be since none can predict his return, hewill be a thief in the night

oh for fucks sake, I just want some dead avocado toast munching fags is that too much to ask for?

Earthquakes are just false flags for the government to give out federal aid

finally

Allow me

NOTHING IS GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN

NOTHING

>Ridgecrest is a city in Kern County, California, United States. It is located along U.S. Route 395 in the Indian Wells Valley in northeastern Kern County, adjacent to the Naval Air Weapons Station China Lake.

eat my ass you dumb fucking spic

If California collapses into itself, it will be definitive proof, at least for me, that there is a God, and I will devote my life to him thereafter.

God hates Cali

check'em fags

>2020 elections
>US map is 99% red
>No Commiefornia

kek, based USA.

Me too

>Hurr durr 10km ENE of Ridgecrest IS IN RIDGECREST!
No, it's 10km ENE of Ridgecrest.. which puts it in a different fucking county you brainlet.

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may hollywood perish

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*MAGAquake 2020

Noice

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The 8.8 is coming boys!

THANK YOU EARTHQUAKE CHAN

rollin' rollin' rollin'

9 for mag 9, ROLL!

Coomunism is not acceptable

nothing will happen

I'm taking her on a date to the Californian beaches.

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Everything below an 8 earthquake is a nothing burger.

fuck me earthquake chan!

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LEAVE CALIFORNIGGERS TO ME

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THANK YOU EARTHQUAKE CHAN

You better not just be getting our hopes up. Also thank you earthquake chan

right now they are experiencing a swarm of foreshocks caused by an earthquake off of haida gwaii, which itself is the foreshock of a bigger earthquake. when that happens, it will trigger the "big one" in california.
judging by activity so far, i predict millions dead in the los angeles area.

APB ON THE POLICE SCANNER
APB ON THE POLICE SCANNER
APB ON THE POLICE SCANNER

They just made everyone go silent and just said on the APB that they expect another big one in 10min.

>HOLY FUCK
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/18618

checked based & redpilled
Fuck California get shaked

Digits and God's Wrath.

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FUCK CALIFORNIA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN BY SHAKING THEM WITH GOD'S WRATH

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Please can we get one in the Bay Area?
Let's get those housing prices down!

Based and checked
>blow em away zillachan!

Pretty good 4th of July, gotta say.

use your FUCKING EYES. see the FUCKING MAP

Earthquake chan, plz.

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