Brit/pol/ - The Tea Tax Was Justified edition

Moved in with my missus and her mum

Theres internet block on adult sites, including Jow Forums. Also rural as fuck so no phone signal to just 4g it

How do i democratically ask for them to turn the block off?

Those are piss poor conditions to keep live animals in user, its cruel to subject them to that.

They need open space to run around in, things to climb on, grass and seeds to peck at, sunlight on their backs.

I'm not a hippy, but thats just mean.

What kind of jobs are you working?

As for teaching, I've thought about it too but realistically it's a shit career unless you like being around people and don't mind having 85% of your class not give a fuck about anything you have to tell them.

>become a teacher
teaching is the domain of the hard-left. man up and learn a trade, 30 is a good age to start. i'm a 360 digger operator. Coining it in, easy job, good laugh at work, union means no wanker bosses can oppress you.

lmfao seething bourboncel

Why are you so envious that this thread is kept alive by a grime-encusted bin-burning vagrant and his acolytes?

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Why are you obsessed with Morrissey? He is literally a fag who started the slow descent into degeneracy with his faggy music and aesthetic, just because he supports an obscure but nonetheless ZOGged party with a lezzer at the helm doesn't mean shit.

Kitchen work currently.

And I know its a shit career, but I feel like id be able to help at least some kids get a good start in life, some of my teachers were genuinely awesome and shaped me as a person to a degree.

Yeah its the hard left playground, but surely thats a reason more of us should join it? If we leave it to man hating, muzzy loving, goys to run the show forever, the problem will never be fixed.

I was a FTL operator a few years back for a company, but my qualifications were only in house, and everywhere needs a full licence, and I simply don't have the cash to be trained on shit I already know, for £9 an hr which is all ive seen FTL operator jobs posted for.

How did you get trained on a 360 digger?

oompa loompa dippety doo
I've done another number on you
oompa loompa blippiby blole
Made you call the anti-bullying patrol

Tell her mum that you will rape her if she doesn't unblock.

Morrissey is the embodiment of what every true brit/pol/ wishes he was. Based, handsome, anti-establishment, witty, volcel.
Sadly most of us fall well short of that lofty target.

what a faggoty post

What previous jobs have you had? And how come you didn't go to uni or whatever after school?

Boris will be the first American to rule us fully

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suplex her

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You are my new favourite poster here.

yeah, egg salad, we know

I am a little sad lads
Would you cheer me up a bit?

real thread theme

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>previous jobs?
Ive worked all kinds of shit user, I've done car sales but left to save my soul, I've worked in a lumber yard, FTL operator, make ready at a dealership, line cook, prep cook, fuckin fast food and factory work when I had no other options.

>why didn't you go to uni
as I said in initial post. I decided to be a traveling drug using degenerate instead. fucked my way around Europe having a great time, but when reality set in, it was too late and I fell into a shitty cycle of just 'getting by' on min wage jobs and being forever unhappy

>how did you get trained
my uncle is a union boss, after I got nowhere looking for a job in my educated field (I'm a uni graduate) and going nowhere in life, and just in general being a degenerate neet, he took me aside and told me to sort my life out, got booked onto a cpcs 360 digger 2 week training course after that, easy as piss, if you vidya you can dig. after I got my ticket, my uncle got me a start on a project, just doing basic digging, from there after I learned the ropes, I've done advanced ticket, now coining in £30 an hour for easy work.

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youtube.com/watch?v=aYItTxqTc38
Sometimes I try to bomb planes and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to
I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I want it to
It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out
It's like I need time to figure pressure caps out
But there's always someone there going

Hey Ted:
You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately
You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better

And I'm all like:
Oh nah it's ok you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out
You know I'm just working on it by myself

And they go:
Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it
So why don't you talk about it?

And I go:
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself
But they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me, and it builds up inside

So you're gonna be industrialized
No one's buying what that LARPcel said
You won't have anyting to say
They'll bully you until you leave the thread

I'm not crazy - Industrialized
You're the one that's crazy - Industrialized
You're driving me crazy - Industrialized
They stuck me in an institution,
Said it was the only solution,
to give me the needed professional help
to protect me from the enemy - Mysel

Gertrude is severely wobbled and deeply touched by it.

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about cokeposter
But then again I was thinking about fine scotch
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there
She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming: TED! TED!
And I go:
What, what's the matter?
She goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing wrong mom
She's all:
Don't tell me that, you're a virgin!
I go:
No mom I'm not a virgin I'm okay, I was just LARPing you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi
She goes:
NO you're a virgin!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just LARPing
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're a virgin! Normal people don't seethe that way!
I go:
Mom just get me a Pot Noodle, please
All I want is a Pot Noodle, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pot Noodle, just one Pot Noodle, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pot Noodle

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

I'm not crazy - Industrialized
You're the one who's crazy - Industrialized
You're driving me crazy - Industrialized
They stuck me in an institution,
Said it was the only solution,
to give me the needed professional help,
to protect me from the enemy - Myself

You have been reading to much propaganda my friend, universities seem to be very left-wing when it comes to teaching anything humanities related but the teachers at school genuinely don't give a fuck, they just want to complete the course and fuck off on summer holidays unless of course you plan on telling little kids how the Holocaust never happened. Join the army and ask for some regiment like REME that will teach you a trade for free. Get out in 5 years and start your own business

Tea is disgusting and we were right to throw it into the sea.
Happy 4th of July, bonganons.

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go to trade school i've known deano office workers that have had enough in their 30's and become self employed plumbers (i'm not saying heating engineers because that a young man's game and hard to get into at 30) but you can still make a ton of money.

sounds like a larp tbph

>tea is disgusting
why do you hate white culture?

>my uncle got me a job
ok, and how would that work out for us who can't get into union sites? those courses are expensive with no real job prospects lined up by my uncle at the end of it

just wanna be sure it would be worth my money, I have no connections in that line of work

I was sitting in my room when my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down
They go:
Ted, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter?
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems
And you've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're going to hurt somebody
And we're afraid you're going to hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in you're best interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need
And I go:
Wait, what are you talking about, WE decided!?
MY best interests?! How do you know what MY best interest is?
How can you say what MY best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'M crazy?
When I went to YOUR Runescape servers, I went to YOUR Warhammer meetups
I went to YOUR anti-industrial LARPing facilities?! So how can you say I'M crazy?

They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead

I'm not crazy - Industrialized
You're the one who's crazy - Industrialized
You're driving me crazy - Industrialized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
to give me the needed professional help
to protect me from the enemy - Myself

Doesn't matter, I'll probably get imprisoned for life anyways

what a savage. Fuck you, coffee-drinking bitch.

We're dark Nordics.

did you know, if you mix tea with mayonnaise, it becomes a salad?

>join the army at 30 to learn a trade
seems like a bad plan, but ive got a bullshit heart murmur so they won't take me, I tried to join the marines as a teenager and got told to fuck off at the medical

so you're mad that I can afford top-shelf scotch?

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Ok then

baby when i get a caslte i wont let no one inside

Interesting life, and don't worry about doing all that. You've learned your lesson and now it's time to turn things around. Teaching is an option but you won't get a grant if you're looking to teach English or History. What are you good at?

Hi bongs

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>Manlet hands.

lad coffee is bitter ass water

you're the one that's crazy

>WE WUZ WITEZ N SHIET

Seems greatly exaggerated desu, but there's nothing wrong with bisexuality.

why do you envy me for my working man's hands and fine scotch?

guys I think we're gone with this whole indepence experiment thing

can we rejoin the kingdom or at least the commonwealth of nations?

false

The Tea Party was just a bunch of racist white hooligans in red face.

Bad luck about that, have you considered joining one of the emergency services? or perhaps the merchant navy?

Gertrude is fantastically on edge at the accuracy and truth of the document.

You are smitten by it, Gertrude. You have been dashed apart by it. You are spellbound and housemaiden at the obviousness of it.

honestly ive no idea, I was a damn good FLT driver when I did that, but the courses to get a real licence are like £500 and the pay is only £9 an hr, hardly worth the training costs.

Another user mentioned doing bigger diggers like 360 diggers and stuff, that honestly would be great fun, but again, its a huge amount of cash to lay out for the training to MAYBE get a job

stop having sex

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you're too far gone, lad. If you're so inclined, you're welcome to come here and be a citizen.

based and gravitypilled

book yourself onto the course, then sign up to construction workeragency. tonnes of them about. hays.co.uk/ is a good place to start looking. The hardest part is getting that first job, after that, as long as you're not a twat, agency work is steady work. Especially now with Brexit and the Europoors leaving to go work Germany. After you've done a year or two doing agency jobs, start firing off CVs to the big construction firms like Taylor Wimpey, Laing, Kier (be careful with them, good money but will often ask you to sign non-union agreement), Interserve.

Fuck you, Dad! I just want to be on my own! I’m an independent person! REEEEEEEEEEEE

been sipping that good scotch again lads

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Troubled lad,
what can i say
come to sunny Italy and teach english

Why exactly would anyone want to come here to the UK, its absolutely grim.

I'm not smart enough to be a paramedic, and frankly I don't think I could watch people die, I'm messed up enough, I don't need to see that.

And aint white people becoming cops basically impossible now?

Merchant navy is something ive never even considered, isn't that mostly for ex-navy guys? how do you even go about applying job those kinda jobs if you've only ever set foot in a rowing boat down the local lake?

but the only thing I'm smitten by is top-quality scotch and high grade marijuana?

You're on the ropes.

Too late now, bro.

Why so many yanks tonite?
God i really hate them

Why are you so prole?

to save it

also if you're truly white then you should want to live in cloudy climates. Anything else and you must have some admixture.

Merchant Navy is a LARP. My friend is a second officer on container ships, he is literally suicidal.

You are a degenerate druggie, I see no logical arguments against gassing untermenschen like you.

Sconners unite

>I'm not smart enough to be a paramedic
Is your IQ below 80?

Why then are you so envious and so obsessed with us?

I'll seriously look into this user, as I genuinely enjoyed my time as a FLT driver, it was like I got to play with a big toy and play tetris all day long. Id enjoy the shit outa those big as diggers for sure..

Are there any reputable companies you'd recommend for training? Or are they all pretty much the same?

too much responsibility?

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>And aint white people becoming cops basically impossible now
Since transgender Muslim cripples aren't actually applying to be in the force, no.

and yet nobody will ever gas me because I'm a lawless swine who can't be stopped?
why do you envy me for my refined yet salt-of-the-earth tastes?

but the only thing im obsessed by is continuing the daily assault on my liver?

Something about floating around in a steel coffin with 30 other guys for months on end. I've heard cruise ship merchant navy guys quite enjoy it.

Would you do that course if you had the money, realistically speaking?

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Tell her its blocking things you need to access for work

Get ready for a fight.

will i be allowed to grow opium and burn bins in the Tednostate?

Learn2VPN

the bigger 360o diggers? Yes, as it leads to real money and job security if you can get in the door.

FLT? no, I enjoyed it and was good at it, but I can make 8.21 doing literally anything, so id be furious at wasting 500 just to make 9

Who's going to stop you, farmboy?

Ipconfig
Find router ip
Connect to router ip
Admin user admin pw
Turn off block

boomers be like

>BUT THE ROYALTY DEMANDS!

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