Did I hear that correctly? Did our fucking moron of a president just make a 4th of July speech where he bragged that the Continental Army managed to take THE AIRPORTS from the British during the REVOLUTIONARY WAR?
What a fucking retard. What a god-damned discrace...what an illiterate, uneducated, fat faggot.
Wait, what? HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jason White
Julian Ramirez
P.S.
I hope the Continental Army was careful when they captured all of those windmills! They cause cancer, you know!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...faggot...
Ian Bell
Lmao
Nathan Ross
post it
Liam Davis
Matthew Campbell
>drumpf misread something from the teleprompter during a speech
>what an idiot
not his finest moment, but under the pressure almost everyone would make some kind of minor mistake during a major speech
Ryan Gray
>not his finest moment
Every Trump supporter I know says this exact same thing two or three times a fucking week.
Priceless....
Camden Flores
Uhh there were hot air balloons sweetie, where were they supposed to land?
Ryan Miller
>not his finest moment
For a MIGA cuck this is the equivalent of smearing shit on his walk of fame star
Luis Stewart
During the 2008 campaign Obama talked about visiting 57 states during the campaign.
He was mocked for it, but ultimately nobody thought it was anything other than a momentary mistake.
How is this different?
Jaxson Price
>spoke for an hour
>messed up one word
Nolan Martinez
>not knowing about the secret air program
read a book moran
Dylan Smith
>leaf
Jacob Peterson
Because Trump ran under the Republican banner and not the Democrat banner.
Easton Collins
This.
Levi Hill
Seethe harder, faggot.
Julian Reyes
2020 never ever
Gabriel Price
because Obongo was a nigger and Jews tell us to ignore their stupidity
Ryan Howard
The level of cope.
Dominic Gray
Air balloons.
99 of them.
Leo Jackson
Wow..you don't know history any better than Trump, do you?
Poor bastard.
Sebastian Bell
"OUR FORTS"
rofl they will do anything to criticize him
Jacob Green
Stupid bastard
Isaac Gomez
Even better than Trump’s down syndrome moments are cucks like you that generate coping statements like this
Elijah Collins
>How is this different?
Because Trump does it five times a week.
Dominic Smith
Cool story. In 2008, Obama continued the war in Iraq and every Democrat stopped caring about politics since the president had a 'D' next to his name. The level of hypocrisy and ignorance on your side, wow.
Lincoln Morris
>In June of 1775 the Continental Congress created a unified Army out of the Revolutionary Forces encamped around Boston and New York, and named after the great George Washington, commander in chief,” Trump read in his speech. “The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis at Yorktown. Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do and at Ft. McHenry under the rocket’s red glare had nothing but victory. When dawn came, the star-spangled banner waved defiant.
>manned the air
>airports
What did he mean by this? What does he know that we do?
Parker Ward
Do i have this right it seems you either get trump or a genuine communist at this point
Benjamin Clark
He might be retarded, but he’s /our retard/.
Easton Sanders
You know what, I can't wait for the sheer butthurt and outrage that will happen when he loses. It's going to be hilarious
Jace Lewis
He is your president and there is literally nothing you can do about it. How does it feel?
Nathaniel Butler
Not for much longer lmao
Josiah Rodriguez
Your president is fucking senile bros
Jayden Wilson
Welcome to the collage
Justin Taylor
Shhh. He slipped up and revealed the secret air battles of the revolutionary war. Don’t talk about it.
Joshua Price
Sauce.
Brayden King
I kinda just think Trump doesn’t care about history and assumes biplanes has dogfights over Boston to shoot down British tea shipments
Noah Rivera
Jacob Miller
Gigacopw
Ayden Baker
I punched your little sister in the face for 14 seconds straight until she was unconsious. I practially murdered your family, and here you are, posting on twitter like a bisexaual.
Lincoln Brooks
Have you ever had to make a speech to millions of people? The brain is very faulty under stress and this isn't exactly orrator obama
Carter Kelly
I love that he russles so many jimmies without any effort
Michael Carter
Andrew Moore
Jow Forums roasted Obama constantly for all sorts of petty shit. Why shouldn't Trump be mocked for being a retard?
Luke Flores
Not put off.
The media will pounce and keep the heartfelt patriotism celebration in the news cycle longer, by viciously ridiculing his mistake.
Who wins?
Aiden Cruz
>Trump misreads "their ports" as "the airports"
OMG IMPEACH NAO!!!!111!!1
Isaac Fisher
It's time
Alexander Thompson
lol imagine drumpf posting as if demtards aren't the biggest tards
John Lee
>manned the air
You missed that. He knows something.
Carson Parker
lol imagine posting if as if dem tards as if
Eli Hernandez
He literally said they ''manned the air'' lmao
Caleb Sanchez
Pretty funny, though he probably meant ports
Eli Ortiz
They left will scream about this instead of the camps at the border.
Fucking nightmare timeline.
Carson Thompson
There is a difference between russling jimmies and just laughing at someone m8
Camden Howard
He said ramparts
Kayden Hill
>not knowing that ayy lmaos parachuted our boys across the 13 colonies rhodesian bush war-style to crush the redcoats
come on man that's an entry-level redpill
Asher Murphy
HOW? How can they shit the bed so easily. It's like they didn't learn that Trump ran his 2016 campaign on "ki(ck/ll) the immigrants". How can they be so retarded
Logan Moore
>The brain is very faulty under stress
remember that old pasta about Trump and the nuclear codes? Now read again what you just wrote.
yeah.
Christian Miller
A former president also being a moron doesn't excuse the fact our current president is also a moron.
Luke Allen
>Trump shits on the floor and rams microphone up his ass
>people goes "wtf this guy is weird"
>another great win for Team Trump
this is really how it works, yeah.
Nolan Foster
>During the 2008 campaign Obama talked about visiting 57 states during the campaign.
did he now?
Ryder Collins
>Uhh there were hot air balloons sweetie, where were they supposed to land?
on land.
Bentley Campbell
powerful
Gavin Clark
covfefe
Henry Bennett
>Cool story. In 2008, Obama continued the war in Iraq
You mean the war Bush started with a lie? That war? Also, when Obama began the troop DRAWDOWN in Iraq Republicans attacked him for cutting and running.
Does it hurt when you try to pull made up, rivisionist history out of your ass?
Jaxson Hernandez
calm down, Stacy.. no one is going to impeach your peach, sorry, president, we're just having a wee giggle. No need to start ugly crying.
Joseph Lee
>What does he know that we do?
He doesn't know anything about anything. That is the problem.
Owen Martinez
but muh safe space
Where else could I possibly hear only positive news about my lord and savior? Fox News sometimes has negative commercials about him.
Justin Lewis
>He might be retarded, but he’s /our retard/.
Well, there's something to really take pride in.....
Oliver Davis
...says the pussy, anonymously online...
Austin Sanchez
>a god-damned discrace
>what an illiterate
smocking cook'd out gudly.
>under the pressure
Adderall over-dose fren.
Elijah Baker
This was from a teleprompter. Someone wrote this down, cleared it with staff, practiced it, then had the US president say it. Wow guy the White House is fucked up.
Xavier Cook
>The brain is very faulty under stress
No, HIS brain is faulty under stress, or not under stress, or any other time.
Camden Ramirez
Trump read it from a teleprompter. Someone can typo 47 and 57. Airports during the revolution is just plain dumb.
Hunter Morris
he probably just meant to say seaports or harbors or something, it's not a big deal
Mason Bailey
>lol imagine posting if as if dem tards as if
Jordan Phillips
4D CHESSSSS AHAHAHAH HE TRIGGED DA LIBS
Bentley Taylor
It's funny watching people be so deep in denial that Trump is retarded lmao
Leo Bailey
this
/thread
Ethan Brooks
>manned the air
he didn't actually say that. if you listen to the clip you'll notice his mic acts up and i think he was saying ramparts
Easton Smith
he didn't, listen to the clip
Mason Anderson
it's funny how obsessed you are over american politics while your big brother police state rapes you in your ass for wielding an illegal knife and watching tv without a license
Asher Rogers
>ramparts
>manned the air
sure, it was the mic. The mic did it.
Grayson Turner
>he probably just meant to say
Republicans and Jow Forums never gave a fuck about what Obama MEANT to say, only what he said. You don't get to cop out with that fucking argument. Not after eight years of the nitpicking daily horseshit that y'all tossed out.
Elijah Hill
because that's just misspeaking because the guy was thinking "50, wait no 47".
trump didn't just accidentally say "airport" instead of "port" or whatever, he said they "manned the air" and referred to "rockets" too. the guy gave a whole two sentences devoted to air combat and didn't notice the fuck up. he didn't just misspeak
Cameron Collins
Not defending the kike loving retard, but he probably said "ports"
Levi Thompson
Still better than having some Democrat who openly hates America and wants to give free shit to illegals.
Joshua Harris
This.
The fucking state of Trump supporters.
Jeremiah Lopez
i wish, but retard also said "they manned the air" lmao
Dylan Cooper
Remember when cuckservatives would rail on Obama for teleprompters.
At least he could read.
Even if there was an actual mistake in the speech, the fact he didn't recognize that is retarded.
Benjamin Brooks
you can literally listen to the clip
nobody here cared what he said
we cared what he did
and it's the same with Trump
Evan Hall
>you'll notice his mic acts up
Right.
"It wasn't me! It was the chair!"
...kek..go get fucked.
Kevin Rogers
syphilitic dementia
Charles Kelly
uh oh, it looks like you have hearing problems user
maybe it's you with the aging problems, not Trump
Tyler Sullivan
Jow Forums didn't exist in 2008 fag. That was /n/
Michael Sanchez
...Go away newfag
Landon Hall
Breaking News. The White House just leaked the title of Trump's next speech:
Cameron Ward
Trump is mocked here all the time when he actually does something worth mocking him for
this is just some gay speech
Jacob Jackson
>Jow Forums didn't exist in 2008 fag.
...obvious Trump supporter...
Lincoln Hill
>thinking they had planes in 1776 is not worthy of mockery