Hey Jow Forums dads and bros

Hey Jow Forums dads and bros,

What are some stories for my 3 year old son that shows heroic aryan males? Is there like a Beowulf for toddlers?

Most of the modern kids books have SJW shit in it that will turn your kid into a fag.

Please help.

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Just read the book by yourself and retell a good version for your kid. Is not that difficult.

Read him redwall.

Kids like pictures. I can’t draw that well. If I could do all of this I would just make them myself and sell them.

Let him watch the dragonball series

Goku does turn aryan when he goes supersayan......

Just actually read him Beowulf and skim through the boring parts

A summarized epic sounds great for the little tike

King Arthur would be good, a kid friendly version

Cool man. Thanks.

Yeah, I might just go ahead and do this.

You are a good parent and a good person user, and your son is lucky to have you. I don't know of any other stories besides the ones mentioned itt, hope you can find more.

Entry level is Hardy Boys, let him read them himself in a few years

This dragonball z is ultimate white man pride anime for kids

Thanks bro. Just doing my best in clown world.

I have never read them. This post interests me though. I’ll look into them.

Actually never watched it

Ive been reading my kids a space field guide.

the Tom Swift books are solid, the newer ones about the jr. son are shorter and easier for young kids to listen to

one of the main characters, Vegeta, literally prides himself on being a member of the Saiyan race. it's a core facet of his character

Tell him stories about the past. Talk about the American Revolution. Heroes of the nation and how brave they were. Let him remember where he came from.

You don’t need fiction. Teach him where he came from.

Little Britches by Ralph Moody

How to become a man with fair parents and a life where you had to work to survive

To OP:
My wife is pregnant now with our first and I've already been scoping this question out in detail.
My findings so far:
>Aesop's fables
A must. Stories about animals that are short and all have morals. Like the fox and the grapes, the tortoise and the hare, etc
>a kids version of King Arthur
When the Knights go look for the Grail, King Arthur makes them all go search in the part of the woods that looks scariest TO THEM. Because facing our own worst fears is where "the holy grail" is. True courage for white children
>kids bible with pictures
Noah's ark: man escapes degeneracy
Sodom and Gomorrah: God hates fags
Jesus: too many good lessons about foegiveness, unconditional love, that a good man can still suffer, etc
>kids version of the odyssey
Odysseus shows the Greek ideal of a man, clever, brace, strong. A man who can give up wealth and pleasure and never look back because he wants to achieve a goal
>draginball and dbz
Because watching these shows and reading these comics got me pumped up to work out and get Jow Forums and channel my energy
>Hans Christian Anderson fairy tales
Some based as fuck fairy tales that wouldn't wver be taught to kids today
>grimm's fairy tales
Same as above

Uhh I could go on but those are the ones that I have on the top off my head
Gl dad man

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The Fairy Ring Wiggins/Smith
Hardcore fairy tales from many countries.
May make them stay awake at night, but they'll be thinking

I watched the Bible HBO miniseries with my little brother. enough action without too much of the sex

Good post man.

Good luck with your first. My second is a year old now. Being a dad is the best thing you can be

Write the stories yourself. Aren't whiteys great writers and painters and architects and etc. by nature anyway?

You think kids 200 years ago were looking at picture books you fucking fag? Tell the story verbally, and if you need a visual, use your own facial expressions and gestures.

Just tell your son the story of the life of Arminius. It's true and based

I do have the ability to write it, but not to illustrate it.

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Being that he is only 3, I try to keep things relatively violence free. Maybe once he can hold a conversation I will introduce things like death in battle.

Arminius is based at though

The tale of Hermann is a great story for young men.

You have to communicate with people at the level that they are at. If my stories are more boring than Mrs. Tommy my Tranny Third Grade Teacher, then he is going to be drawn to the degenerate material. Kids don’t understand abstaining from degeneracy at this age.

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The only Aryan hero for toddlers is Bob the Builder

Sarcasm 101
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Thanks bros.

One thing to beware of, you can’t control the ads on YouTube. They were giving us a bunch of gay pride ads on kids shows recently.

We use an adblocker on the computer, but as far as I know, that is not possible on a smart tv

Most Thomas the tank engine is pretty based

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Don't know such stories, but it's always good if you read out books for toddlers, much better than making them watch (((TV))). I suggest the Protocols of the learned Elders of Zion and mein Kampf

And you think by indulging him in sin he's going to learn to become a giga-aryan all by himself? Teach your fucking kid early or he's going to be an SJW, icecream-sucking lard-arse.

Alot of Thomas gets pretty dark, but kids need to learn how to process dark also

Robert E. Howard stories about Conan.

Thank me later.

He will definitely read those once he reaches young adulthood

Looking at books with pictures is not a sin.

>Spotted the Muslim

I think you’ll like this . Lots of good material on this site. I have a big emphasis on history and religion and always try to find clever metaphors to explain things in short and funny way. Remember you are the BOSS. WHATEVER YOU SAY STAYS IN THE HOUSE IN BETWEEN THE 4 WALLS AND TO NEVER TRUST TEACHERS , COPS ETC. Everything in CONTEXT Ex Ww2 Molotov robentrov act explaining what Germans and Russians did to our people and how we counter reacted.
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Adventure stories, where you can find them. Tintin and Asterix when he's old enough to read comics. Maybe Johnny Quest by reputation, though I've never read him myself.

Oh for heavens' sake, it's obvious! Fairy Tales out the wazoo! Killing giants and dragons and wolves - totally.

See if your mom has any of your old children's books still around.

Better off keeping him around you when you can and bonding, fuck picture books, they didn't exist historically throughout human history until ~50 years ago(what happened then).

The fact that there's now a degenerate alternative is not a valid reason for demanding a stoic/moral equivalent.

Sometimes there's not available _good_ content for a format(this is tangentially relatable to e.g. the dirth of netflix content for a millenial basedfaggots).

To re-iterate, your toddler doesn't need picturebooks, it's a kid, let him play and try to provide toys that improve spacial visualization and of course verbal/written word as soon as possible. Try to socialize him with other kids and impost morals whenever possible.

Ultimately though I understand, the content will be there and we don't understand the meta you have with your wife, screen it when you can.

Good luck and god bless brother

Honestly this, children need to build a strong imagination. Without imagination we're no better than chinks

I’d like to know what you guys think about
The Poisonous Mushroom

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You should read the mythology of Europe and verbally tell him the stories, don't read from a book verbatim. A verbal story will be better

Fairy Tales. Especially Grimm's brothers fairy tales.
Or make up your own, it'll make the experience special for your kids and you can fill it with anti-kike lessons.

based. I used to walk around dressed like him when i was little.

also, don't over look fairy tales.

The reconquista of Spain by King Don Pelayo.
The stop of the turks by the christian league in Lepanto.
The expell of jews and muslims of the peninsula hispanica after the reconquista.
The discovery of America and removal of brutal human sacrifices made by the indians.
...

look up widukind

balance it out with the natsoc music videos lol

The greatest story never told.

this is true. prose will bore a little kid. he's still at the age where his dad is the coolest dude in the universe so he'll listen carefully to his father's own words

It's funny because they actually did make this one music video that I know about:
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Those German comics are based, pole brah

This was so good. More interesting to me as an adult though. Kids probably can't spot a Jew by looks
Took me a while to even see it
The one about the Jew trying to sell the farmers wife expensive fabric by appealing to her sense of pride was pretty deep

Forgot this one: Hansel and Gretel, two kids fleeing a child-eating jew.

>jesus
Discarded.

ive been thinking i would write some and have my brother illiterate them, should i?

Ach, I think 3 is too early for agenda stuff. Heroes! Kids like The Hulk, and Mr T! And other big heroes. There's time for Jews.

I'm glad to know about this book, though.

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They do still sell the older books. Buy some. Call of the wild, my side of the mountain, huck fin. Loads of great adventure books

>2/3 rd are judeochrditsn stories
>dragonball

Ayayay dios mios el atrocidad de los americas

Great choices, but this is for a 3 year old, no? Fairy tales! :)

The Poetic Edda

South Park

The Fable of the Ducks and the Hens by George Lincoln Rockwell

This is a great suggestion. But unironically. That's the "light" version of Beowulf.
I would recommend The Brothers Grimm, arabian nights, Ali Baba and the 40 thieves,


Norwegian fairytales by Asbjornsen & Moe are trad af and I grew up with them. Fucking love it. If you want to kick it up a notch, you can get the Elder Edda, see if you can get a translated version of Odins Eye. It's in simple language.

tell him you want to show him the same stuff you grew up on only old shit nothing past maybe 2008

Siege

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Why are you letting a 3 year old watch TV?
There's nothing to be gained from it.
Go throw him in some mud.

>666
>process the dark
>not today satan
>peddle that evil somewhere else
>mfw i ride into battle against you

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When he is older you have to show him Lord Of The Rings. Until then look up really old stories, before the dirty jews got such a tight grip on our media. Early Disney movies. Wind In The Willows. Alice in Wonderland. I'd say there was probably a lot of great children's books written before the 60s where the noble white man was a hero. Good luck raising your white son!

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Viking sagas. Read them then paraphrase for the little dude.

My dad has a big book of Scandinavian folk tales and would read from that.

canterbury tales works. also HATCHET, READ THEM HATCHET. WHITE CHILD SURVIVING FOR MONTHS BY HIMSELF.

checked and keked

please god bump this

fuck that shit, they're literally space money-niggers who destroy everything they touch and mix with other species because "mixed is stronger" kek

King Arthur/Merlin

Any old Western movie/tale

Any old pirate story etc

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FOR GODS SAKE HATCHET OP

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spbp.

Plenty of old Russian stories for children
Full of blonde haired blue eyed aryans defeating ugly witches
absolutely based

Goddamn I was just thinking about that book a month or so ago. It really left an impression on me.

Some russian stories are retarded
But yeah, some are good examples of a guy being heroic and the girl being modest and sweet. Always ends in marriage and children. It's nice

i hated being forced to read it in middle school. But god damn if i wasnt hooked at the part when he had to dive into the plane to get the emergency kit.