4th of July Fireworks Awareness Thread

>Hey kids, don't be like me.
>Don't blow your hands off.
>Don't light fireworks when you're inebriated beyond rational levels

Be safe out there, happy Independence to y'all and KABOOM!!!

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Damn that's got to cause some regret.

>pol
I'm typing this with my tongue.... its kind of hard.

>frog

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Fireworks powerful enough to “blow hands off” don’t exist. Well, they do, but you aren’t going to find them at your local fireworks stand. Op is a pussy

lol we had a pretty big fire today
I don't think any houses burned down but you could smell it everywhere.
Fireworks are cool, try not to buy anything made in China.

I knew a guy when I was a kid, he blew off a couple fingers throwing a dry ice bomb to himself. Don't be like him.

eat shit tranny

I would genuinely be scared living in a state where your standard drunk redneck can get their hands on shells and m1000’s
Here in CT most of us are pretty responsible with that shit since we go through the trouble of getting them

Hey kids, don’t put marbles in your nose

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>tens of millions of Americans are currently in some form of inebriation, with a source of fire, and a large amount of colorful low-yield explosives

God Bless America.

I had a firecracker go off in my hand, it really wasnt that bad but it left a pretty big black ass blister which stung for a few days.

>tfw no explosives
at least I have alcohol, tobacco, and firearms

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>in Connecticut most of us are boring white bread pussies now watch me salt my chicken

Yeah we know

>Fireworks powerful enough to “blow hands off”
Do actually exist at my fireworks store. And if you're stupid and holding them when you light them, and you get a shitty chink fuse with too much powder, you can easily lose a hand.

>I would genuinely be scared living in a state where your standard drunk redneck can get their hands on shells and m1000’s
why tho

>CT
All of your Congressmen are Democrats, fuck you.

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the worst are the people who go outside and start shooting guns in the air. hey retards the bullets need to drop somewhere

how did we go from mtv jackass stick a firecracker in your butt and skate down this hill to this faggy psa thread, you cucks turned into your fathers

A very dumb statement. My niece actually lost a finger because she didn't listen. Fireworks are no joke. Don't be stupid.

Why would I waste my money on fireworks when every other loser in my neighborhood is already setting them off? I'm gonna save my money for something more useful like lottery tickets.

cause he's a faggot who can't install a lightbulb without double checking the manual. the faggot has never cleaned an animal, let alone grown his own food, hunted anything other than a close parking space to the Gap so he can get a new sweater, and literally considered buying his wife a nigger for their anniversary so she can feel the cock for once.

M60 m80s and mortars etc. Oh back n the day living in TX we literally threw m60s at eachother on the 4th. Those were the days. Now I live in California and the fireworks you can buy here are not worth 1/50th what they charge for them and are not fun at all. Gotta go see fireworks show for something nice. Fuck I hate this state.

They're FREE to drop wherever they want you commie fuck

Imagine being this much of a onions boy pussy

you sound like a fucking liberal

inbred?

I never liked those Jew projected faggots. Pranksters are degenerate, were degenerate, and should be treated as degenerate.

based and watching other peoples money go boom pilled

it's okay user.
Just make sure to leave some cookies and milk on the coffee table for Captain America tonight.

And if I catch you doing it in my neighborhood, I'll tap one into you're skull while you're doing so, and end that noise quick. People get killed almost every year now from that bullshit, and it's almost always children.

The reason we can't buy decent fireworks is because retards like you throw them at each other.

Literally any half decent shell has the power to blow your hand off tard, not talking about little string fireckrackers or what that refer to as m80s and m100s those arent going to do much if you're holding them.

No one ever got hurt lil baby and that's not the reason.
The real reason is because of muh fires.

Seriously guys. Be careful. Keep a close eye on your kids. When I was 10 years old or so, some black kids tried to trick me into blowing my fingertips off with a ladyfinger firecracker. I was already cautious enough that I threw the firecracker the instant the fuse was lit. It went off about 6 inches from my hand, in mid air. They were disappointed and walked on. There were no adults around.

Good. Stay where you are

Smart kid you were

your an embarrassment to america

Terminal downward velocity is not forceful enough to do much beyond bruise

>starter kit raises IQ

That's funny, because PA legalized everything a year ago

Too bad they didnt hold you down, and planted ladyfinger crackers on your tiny white peepee. Only BBC's should exist and breed white women.

Come back when your balls drop

Shut up american

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Smart thinking, user.

Your makeup is a little heavy, but okay, I'll bet the school bus driver likes it

Just don't be a retard and you'll be fine...

This is the right idea.
Hell, 3 of my neighbours are having a firework shootout right now trying to have the biggest and loudest booms.
It's quite the show.

implying a bullet shot out of a gun has the same velocity as a bullet falling from the sky. You would literally be luckier than a lottery winner to get hit or even killed by a falling bullet. I hope you never get caught in a hailstorm.

All american women have sex with black men. Everyone in america worship black men, rap music, rnb, all music, then sports you watch black men.

They steal your wife and fuck your daughter hahaha

America is mongrolized and mediocre

Until you silence the area with weather balloons full of H and Acetylene gas.

Okay, M'tombe

Maybe not by themselves. But a cherry bomb and a few bottlecaps packed inside a lunchbox can wreak all kinds of havoc.

Unless it's fired directly away from the core of the earth, the bullet is still on a ballistic trajectory, and has way more energy than just gravity.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xcl1kCnU2A

Dude, you need the aftermath pics. Sorry I don't have them saved, but didn't they have to amputate that mess?

What the fuck do you think is in your ammo, man?

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Leftist people kek

fucking retards in my neighborhood are popping fireworks and upsetting my little dog. I have cuddled him and he's sleeping on the couch now

Fuck you pepe, and fuck (((fireworks))).
>shoots off his guns to celebrate the 4th
This is the American way.

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