Do Americans actually celebrate July 4th

Who is that goddess??

I want to bury my face in that ass, she is the symbol of the 4th, nothing wrong with alittle heterosexual TNA.

For most people its a day off of work with parades, beer, bbq, and fireworks so its a nice change of pace for the American work work work culture.

Disgusting fatass oompa loompa desu
Do some squats bitch

Teenage girls and women make a big to do about it because it means they dress all slutty and take selfies and add some American flag emojis or fireworks and it's suddenly festive and justified.

Men have some beer and hotdogs with their bros and maybe blow some shit up for keks.

No one takes it very seriously unless they're absolute beta faggots with a hard on for mu freedom. Btw you're owned by the Federal reserve and your birth certificate is literally the rights to your enslavement if our country defaults on it's debts. Most won't believe this and the ones smart enough to research it will find it to be absolutely true. Don't be a bootlicking faggot your whole life.

I dont understand what americans do for work and why they always need time off, here it seems more simple and people relax while working

We get the day off from work and paid for it.

Good Lord that is ONE FAT ASS.

Go read the Declaration of Independence
That is the big deal

Don't forget that a lot of stores run 4th of July specials. The supermarkets make a killing selling fireworks and cookout supplies.

>Declaring Independence
>Dunking on the world's Greatest Power
>Becoming the Top (if not #1) world power in the process

Yeah totes over hyped

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fireworks, BBQ, burgers and drinking. the entire night will sound like a war zone. people will be lighting fireworks all night

it's probably the only holiday where most people get along and enjoy our mutual love of blowing shit up. liberals will bitch but fuck them

look at those leg go up and make a complete ass out of themselves

FedreserveAnon came onto Jow Forums and said you should stop acting like a faggot and get a job in the computer sciences

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That's why we are the worlds only superpower and your... Columbia.

Because it drinking beer and blowing shit up with fireworks.
Also BBQ

We are American.
We are a Mad Max-style road gang that everyone wants to be a part of.
We are hard-working, unwashed masses looking the the next hit. We are loud, surly, and occasionaly armed.
If this bothers you, it pleases every god Americans worship to laugh in your sad little face.

gib qt ticc gf

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BRRRRRRTTT POOT

Is this satire?

You wouldn’t understand my dude. Feels good once a year to pretend to be a blue pilled normie hell even felt a little patriotic for a second. It’s fun guys try it next year.

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ID status: GOY damn can’t even have one day of nostalgia can I?

How hard is it to move to Columbia?

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We don't invest any more into it than any other nation does their own national/founding day. Actually much, much less. And ours is far less jingoistic and militarized than any of the founding or other patriotic festivals of Chile, China, Russia, France, or even the UK. Most local 4 July celebrations are this:

>meet family at local public park to grill some food
>watch town parade, consisting of:
>high school marching band
>fire truck
>recent pageant winner
>a couple politicians
>boy and girl scouts
>maybe the shriners or the elks or some other old man club
>watch fireworks display after sunset (though this was admittedly inspired by Key's observation of the British bombardment of Fort McHenry [which as an aside did not take place during the Revolution]
>most have absolutely no vets or active military
>even the one in the national capitol region had just two tanks and five fighter aircraft compared to the hundreds of each france has every year on 14 july and this was the first year we even did that

Even in the large cities there isn't much more to it than that. My hometown parade had one fucking APC once in the 10 years I went to the celebration. I'm honestly kind of surprised foreigners have been chimping out about it in dozens of threads now.

>It seems like you guys over hype it, whats the big deal?
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Paid holiday that we can be assumed to consume on.... OF COURSE WE CELEBRATE IT

We only let them have their independence because it was becoming too expensive and too inconvenient to reconquer them.

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big deal is this time on fourth of july I watched two separate parades for over an hour each and I didn't see one fucking tank im pissed.. it was good civilian stuff in the beginning then a good speech but i wanted to see tanks and missles drones and robots. trump trolled me i was so hyped to see cool hardware and badass dudes and nah just planes.
4th of july would have been better with friends rather than watching 4h and police march then just one speech with a few planes. damn

It angers zionists and traitors and liberals when we overhype it because it increases national morale and reminds everyone, through boastful arrogance, that we have the first and second amendments for a reason. The people getting angry are the people that should not be here.

yes, american actually respect their country. why do you ask though? are you one one of those FARC supporters?

Where I live the hype is less "America, fuck yeah!" as you might believe and more about coming together as friends, family, and a community and having some fun and the feeling of having the "freedom" to do so. I guess the "patriotic" aspect is a pretty huge part of it, but unlike other "patriotic" holidays it's not about respecting or worshipping the military or the government it's about the ideals of independence and personal freedom. The major hype about it is that it motivates us and reminds us to celebrate our pursuit of happiness, to just fucking enjoy ourselves and that We're not only allowed to but that we are supposed to.

I never want to hear those letters again
lawless souls don't speak of them
as an American I know tourism is not always safe. they are badass dudes. its like any para.. I aint goin there because of them. that's like going to Afghanistan to a place where there is no Taliban... fuck that theres Taliban bro wake up.. a lot of Americans are stupid. they wont make it. fark and Taliban style guerillas everywhere. they are local militias and they own the land. stupid americans caught by them I feel sorry for but not guilty for;.. they are retarded.

this right here

Oh lawd the sovereign citizens are here

>It seems like you guys over hype it, whats the big deal?

We enjoy sticking it in your faces. Blow off fireworks, fire our guns and wave our flag. The other 364 days a year you self-righteous losers get to shit all over the US with no consequence. Today we don't care; fuck you and your miserable third world shithole.

Dumbest question ever asked on this site

pretty hard.. u want a coat hanger pic? for yoar favorite freedom dispencer 15?

>new thred post dank dimensions for various platforms of funs

That woman is a disgusting fatass. You will burn in hell for posting this.

that shit's gross. why do people think they're attracted to comically oversized parts of the female anatomy?

Sooource

Correct, fren.

You are disgusting.

She looks like a cartoon lmao

Holy fuck she's hot. I want to sniff farts straight outta that thing

the plastic surgeon's office

It's so lulzy how assmad 3rd worlders are to not be Anerican

thats the real White power nigga

Shut the fuck up, coffeenigger.

shut the fuck faggot, if u like skinny bitches, i love big fat fkn butts bruh

Your ass is almost as big as those AF1s ur wearing

that lady is supreme niggerbait

short troll body like a beaner, big ass

niggers daydream

go sell cocaine fkn faggot.

Please tell me where to get more of this ass.

I didn't go out Because there's nothing to celebrate about today. It's another Pagan holiday to me. What freedom? You can't do the shit you want to do. What, shooting off some Chinese firecrackers is freedom? AHAHAHA! Nah, it's just another day to me. Like any other fucking day. Because I hate America. Because I hate everyone. In all honesty, I sit and wish for WW3 to happen every single day.

Lul, we would have just kept killing you.

There have been a lot of Pro-FARC posts on /sp/ don't know what's up with that but fuck those niggers

easy to go, hard to get out with their shitty militia, and corrupt goverment

Tanks etc were there.

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>a state with monetary sovereignty can be forced into involuntary default
You're an absolute fucking moron, dude.

If she's white then i'm white

lol neckbeard time

>Do Americans actually celebrate July 4th
Of course man. I love my country.
>It seems like you guys over hype it, whats the big deal?
So it was a matter of national pride that we're belligerent about taking our land away from the brits. Nowadays we just take it as a good reason to celebrate really well.
We can't all live in a country where the only thing to do is just celebrate for celebration's sake lmao.
Heard your coke was good, too bad I don't do coke.

only a b fag use the term beta gtfo

Boomer irony. It reads like satire but they talk like this in real life.

>yo i aint free to rape n shit, dawg

t; short pale nigger.

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I just blew off over 300+ rockets
It was a lot of hard work
But Fuck the British...
Enjoy buying your license to look at Internet porn

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I celvrated it so much i got serious burns n cant type so good rn

Yes

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I do and so does everyone in my town. The parade goes down the street in the morning and the whole town goes to watch the fireworks at night.

Colombians are happy just to fuck donkeys. If you want more out of life, you have to work.
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and the rockets red glare
the splooge in euro hair
all the dicks
in the butts
bitch its not like we care

oh say do those europhags still seether age and cope

from their cubicle cells

on the isle

of

lost hooooooooooppppe!

play ball!
(if you have the right paperwork of course)

Yes. Obviously. What kind of question is that.

Why do you post animalistic images? Obviously i can read this is a coal burning whore because no tits and an animalistic ass. No shit she’s into beastiality. Post a respectable woman next time.

that's the roundest butt I ever seen

That ass is a Jesuit Psy Op

Pero esque una pala enpeñada trabaja más que un colombiano! Trabaja más Drácula a las 12 de la tarde! Trabaja más un negro empeñado! Hahahahaha

U S of AferKa

>land of the hyper hype

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Is that what life is about, having fun?

Like a perfect globe, scientists should calibrate their instruments off it.

Easy, just go, you can stay for 90 days without needing a permit, it’s Colombia so everything is moved by $. Right now it’s super cheap to live there, I go every month for a week. You’ll love it, Colombians are very nice people, go to Medellin, world class white bitches with perfect bodies. Some thots and some are marriage material.

And their pet peeve is to write Columbia instead of Colombia

Leave our fucking women alone you race trading foreigner

few years back some coworkers filled up a garbage bag with acetylene gas intending to light it and it exploded while they were handling it. flash cooked human flesh smells like bacon. the 4th unlocks the common sense sector of the brain, be safe

Idk a truck driver came to my work the other day and was talking about the condo on the beach he bought 3 years ago in Colombia for like $7000 usd. he is nasty fat 60 y/o American of Welsh stock and he married a 24 y/o colombian woman a couple years ago, and reading between the lines, he has her sisters and a cousin and a couple friends on retainer as surrogate "gf's" which I'm assuming includes sex. He brought a bunch of his biker buddies down last year and they are now in the same situation. Not sure if he gets anything out of it, but he was certainly trying to convince us to do the same. I guess it's a mans world down there and Colombian men are pretty effeminate and can't provide for the basic needs of their women so it's easy for an angloid white american to go and fill the role that it would take 8-10 normal average colombian men to fill.

You only survived the first go around because of the French, if our Empire at the stage had chosen to bring full arms to bear along with the war coffers funding mercenary hires you would have been slaughtered. Fortunately for you we had problems in the east at the time so you was lucky.