Brit/pol/ - Friday Edition

>Iran summons UK ambassador in tanker seizure row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48871462

>Tommy Robinson 'reckless' to broadcast outside court
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48869040

>Some English schools 'can't afford to teach five days a week'
theguardian.com/education/2019/jul/04/figures-reveal-english-schools-cant-afford-to-teach-five-days-a-week

>Woman becomes single swinger after throwing boyfriend orgy for his birthday
dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/789825/swinging-community-single-swinger-sex-columnist-Sarah-Jane-Banahan

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twitter.com/HannahAlOthman/status/1147015970122338305
morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/234417-the-interview
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/06/black-teenager-morrissey-racism-support-bigots
thequietus.com/articles/26748-morrissey-racism-fans-idiots
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/morrissey-race-comments-billy-bragg-the-smiths-johnny-marr-nigel-farage-a8978706.html
pinknews.co.uk/2019/06/26/morrissey-nigel-farage-prime-minister/
radiox.co.uk/artists/morrissey/morrissey-apologises-to-robert-smith-of-the-cure/
youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY
archive.is/R6sLf
archive.is/WflkV
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

good morning

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>Great-grandma, 100, who thanks sausage rolls for long life gets Greggs surprise
Grandma Norf is 100 years old, say something nice about her.

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Based.

twitter.com/HannahAlOthman/status/1147015970122338305

/ourgay/ making roasties and Buzzfuckers seethe

yes, I appreciate fine scotch
Problem?

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The Navy is the only branch of the armed forces worth joining.

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Who /autarky/ here?

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Based. Greggs for lunch today then, immortality here i come.

The triumvirate of Brit/pol/.

>autarky
Is that like the final form of autism?

phwoaar nice wun i eat six a day will i live till im 'undred 'n fifteh ya think?

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Please don't tell me you are dumb enough to have one of those hot lights next to cardboard and carpet

It's not flammable, if that's what you're worried about.

Autarky is basically just "self sustainability"

Norfophobia has got to stop.
Kick it out.

>The north south divide across the UK has long caused friction with arguments over who does it best, from accents, style or job opportunities to whether gravy beats curry sauce on your chippy. But Greater Manchester Mayor Andy Burnham has argued the competition may run deeper than that in the country’s capital because northerners face discrimination in London. The former cabinet minister said those from the north don’t get the same career opportunities as their southern counterparts because they are ‘different’.

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The big cloth hanging over it "isn't flammable"?

:|

Hasn't caught fire so far. Plus doesn't need to be on so much in the summer.

K just saying fren safety first

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>‘different’.
So, white?

Fookin suvvenas bin keepin us down. Fookin disgustin, need reperayshuns fer us ard werkin norfern men. Any road up ahm off ter get me bennies. Aye ya bastid.

First sip of the day before my early morning walk lads

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As he backed away from Zaghba, the firearms officer stumbled and fell. In doing so, he ended up on his back on the ground with his legs in the air.

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Went to my city centre last night lads and it’s just global homo and non English speaking people

Fucking sick of it. How can anyone enjoy this?

pay up you fairy

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lol I just realised "Democratic Football Lads Alliance" sounds like someone took the goalpill but reformed it into an actual political movement

ubrban areas are inherently degenerate

Oy lads if a far souf lad were to 'ead to less far souf, say soomwher on yer raineh oisland, wots e lookin out fer? Where and oose 'e avoidin? Am all fer diversity an that but just lookin fer good schools u ear me

>Oy lads if a far souf lad were to 'ead to less far souf, say soomwher on yer raineh oisland, wots e lookin out fer? Where and oose 'e avoidin?


Kek

PROPER LINKS

>'Everyone ultimately prefers their own race.'
morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/234417-the-interview

>As a black teenager, I loved Morrissey. But heaven knows I’m miserable now
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/06/black-teenager-morrissey-racism-support-bigots

>Why It's Time To Ditch Your Morrissey-Loving Friends
hthequietus.com/articles/26748-morrissey-racism-fans-idiots

>Billy Bragg says he's 'heartbroken' after latest Morrissey outburst
independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/morrissey-race-comments-billy-bragg-the-smiths-johnny-marr-nigel-farage-a8978706.html

>Morrissey says Nigel Farage should be Prime Minister
pinknews.co.uk/2019/06/26/morrissey-nigel-farage-prime-minister/

>Morrissey 'apologises' to Robert Smith of The Cure
radiox.co.uk/artists/morrissey/morrissey-apologises-to-robert-smith-of-the-cure/

THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY

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>good schools

lmao

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Very true. Need to be nuked tbqh

christ. even brighton isn't that bad. where on earth could you be?

I have that book

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Any child that's been through the education system in the last 10 years is going be a complete fucking basket case. You may as well be raising a child in Weimar Berlin.

you think it's only gotten bad in the last ten years? british state schools have always been cesspits of soul-crushing mind fuckery.

I managed to break free mate
Spazz lefties geared up the anti white hatred and it finally broke the spell (for me and so many others) so there is still hope

They’ll grow up nihilistic and angry at the older generations and hopefully they’ll burn everything down.
>it’s happened before

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What a quintessentially British school.

based

FUCKING PWNED AGAIN POMS

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>urne ancestors!

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Saw some people I knew a few years ago in a pub, the girl said that the town is doing a lot better now because there are more immigrants here. I didn’t say anything because I know a dark secret about them.

i can barely read italian. am i right in thinking she is not happy ab out this?

Has anyone seen cancer user recently? Getting worried

Duh. Who would be happy to have their country's most famous historical figures portrayed as dumb-looking kangz? BBC is going full soviet, she's complaining about Macchiavelli being played by an African guy in a TV series for children.

>because I know a dark secret about them.
What is it?
A girl from school said something similar to me
>people Rights are being listened to
As Bowden said: “go out in the street and you’ll see the society that is based on these values”
Sodomy and usury, this is their “rights” in action.

>Who would be happy to have their country's most famous historical figures portrayed as dumb-looking kangz?
they do it exist, sadly

They just got their house repossessed despite earning £3 a month combined.

USE VIRTUAL REALITY TO EXPERIENCE THE THIRD WORLD IN ALL IT'S SHITTY GLORY GOYS

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£3k I mean

OMG YESSS THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED

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Well, can't deny even here there're surely many piddini who're happy with this, ironically the left was supposed to be the flag of education, history and culture... or so they try to portray themselves.

The foreigners or the people you knew because of the foreigners? I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the people you know knowing these cunts cost a fortune

Outraged. She ends with (roughly) "this isn't a joke, this is history"

please tell me this has smell-o-vision

Is it just a tour of London by any chance?

I mean the people I know. They didn’t get their house repossessed because of immigrants they got it repossessed because they are idiots. They just randomly brought up how great it was that more immigrants were in the town and how much better it is, it was their metric for measuring the success of the place. Which I found funny, as they couldn’t even manage a mortgage on a house that cost £170 k despite earning £3k a month

Impressive sadiq " EL TERRORISTA " khan got bleached.

They just want people as dumb as them around so they don’t feel so dumb I suppose. If you can’t manage your bills you shouldn’t have a say who can come into your country. It proves you can’t plan ahead.

list of british jewish politicians
2000–present
Jonathan Djanogly (2001–present), Conservative MP
Paul Goodman (2001-2010) Conservative MP
David Miliband (2001-2013) Labour MP
Susan Kramer (2005-2010), Liberal Democrat MP
Lynne Featherstone (2005-2015), Liberal Democrat MP[47]
Ed Miliband (2005–present), Labour MP and former Leader of the Labour Party
Brooks Newmark (2005-2015) Conservative MP
Grant Shapps (2005–present), Conservative MP
Lee Scott (2005-2015),[48] Conservative MP
Luciana Berger (2010–present),[49] Labour Co-operative MP and later Independent MP
Michael Ellis (2010–present), Conservative MP
Zac Goldsmith (2010-2016 & 2017-present), Conservative MP
Robert Halfon (2010–present), Conservative MP
Richard Harrington (2010-present), Conservative MP
Julian Huppert (2010-2015) Liberal Democrat MP
Andrew Percy (2010–present), Conservative MP
Dominic Raab (2010–present), Conservative MP, baptized in the C of E and raised in this faith.
Lucy Frazer (2015-present) Conservative MP
Ruth Smeeth (2015–present), Labour MP
Alex Sobel (2017-present), Labour MP [50]
Boris Johnson (2015-present) Conservative MP, Foreign Secretary (2016-2018)

BORIS FUCKING JOHNSON

>Porton Down files found dumped in a recycling bin in north London car park
archive.is/R6sLf

The papers, found after a member of the public raised the alarm, reportedly include details of equipment carried by guards at Porton Down, as well as the home addresses of employees and the password to the site’s computer system. They date from the early 1980s until the end of 2017. Details about the duties and responsibilities of the specialist police officers who patrol the site’s perimeter were also discovered. A member of the public alerted the Daily Star to the dumped records, which the newspaper then found in a paper recycling bin in a north London car park. 'We also expect third parties who legitimately hold our data to apply similar strict protections. We can confirm that an investigation has been launched.’

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Yeah they’re fucking idiots, pretty sure they spent it all on coke, and stole money from my friend too. No children, drug addicts, pro immigration, cunts need fucking gassed, I suppose that’s what happens when reality catches up

Looks like we’re on the same boat mate. I know many people like that.
Deep down I think it’s genetics. If you’re dependent on drugs that’s means you can’t naturally sustain yourself. Their mind represents their body, they’ll let anything in if it helps them, when in reality it’s killing them.

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>Eyes on Iran as Britain seizes oil tanker over Syria sanctions
archive.is/WflkV

Royal Marines seized a giant Iranian oil tanker in Gibraltar on Thursday for trying to take oil to Syria in violation of EU sanctions, a dramatic step that drew Tehran’s fury and could escalate its confrontation with the West.
The Grace 1 tanker was impounded in the British territory on the southern tip of Spain after sailing around Africa, the long route from the Middle East to the mouth of the Mediterranean. Panama’s Maritime Authority said on Thursday that Grace 1 was no longer listed in Panama’s international boat registry as of May 29. U.S. national security adviser John Bolton said the British move was “excellent news.” “This is the first time that the EU has done something so public and so aggressive. I imagine it was also coordinated in some manner with the U.S. given that NATO member forces have been involved,” said Matthew Oresman, a partner with law firm Pillsbury Winthrop Shaw Pittman who advises firms on sanctions.
“This is likely to have been meant as a signal to Syria and Iran - as well as the U.S. - that Europe takes sanctions enforcement seriously and that the EU can also respond to Iranian brinkmanship related to ongoing nuclear negotiations,” he said.

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O_O

The fucking shape of their skulls

>Dump it in ze North London car park

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fine scotch for a paki maybe

You can tell the one on the right is a Somali.

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jewish great grandfather. even then nazis wouldn't care.

somalis have weird faces

>21 out of a parliament of 650
But dude Jews control everything

I don’t know how these dumb white female teachers go into a room full of foreign born children in England and think
>yep, totally normal!

They look nothing like eachother

they probably think it's 'absolutely wonderful' or something similar

They are malnourished Caucasian-Negroid-Arab Mongrels who are probs fucking inbred too.

Av the mutts stopped goin' on about that day they 'rebelled' and went and got a tat on the sly while we were biffin' with the frogs?

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Based
Relentless man myself

Women are known for saying the opposite to what they really think. They say this type of shit to stay in a job.
Niggers are unbearable in schools I couldn’t imagine a class or a school full of them. Women sacrifice being a mother and bringing up their own children for this.

When they got taxed by the brits they hated it but when it’s the Jews and their federal bank they don’t bat an eyelid, in fact they defend it.
Mutt mentality.

>Just seen Gary Younge calling Boris Johnson a race-baiter
Pot calling the kettle black surely?

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>who are probs fucking inbred too.
No probably about it.

naaa sort it out lad
relentless are nigger-tier
i'm pretty sure they even have an advert with stormzy at the moment

Stormzy is based too

so you can't afford top-shelf liquor? lmfao

what percentages are CFI, LFI, CRF?? (all of them bar one or two)

Good job seizing the super tanker, bongs. You should also hold the iraqi gov responsible for clearly and repeatedly helping Iran evade the sanctions. Fuck the ayatoilets.

why are you all so mad that I smoke high-grade cannabis?

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Morning chaps you all OK?
I'm OK :)

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oompa loompa ribbidy reed
pubecel is talking a about smoking some weed
oompa loompa lubidy lol
here comes the jannie to btfo

>DUDE HIGH GRADE CANNABIS LMAO

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>he replied to himself

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look at those fucking fingernails

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Yeah he probably uses his hands for more than wanking.