This man is the King of Thailand. His name is Vajiralongkorn. It is suspected that he has HIV and Leukemia...

His father was born in the same hospital as me. Mount Auburn in Cambridge, MA. There was tons of flowers left out for him in Harvard Square after his death.

There’s obviously a different dynamic to having tattoos in Thailand than in Europe. Do you have anything to substantiate the HIV or cancer claims?

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Why do Thais idolize the king like some God?
It's really creepy. 1930s Japan vibes, except your King is a degenerate, apparently.

dresses like a fag, he better have a lisp
free speech rules

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Thais are subhuman monkeys.

>My Thai wife

How big his dick?

>an heir

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looks like a thai tranny without makeup

>How big his dick?
Bigger than your ability to speak English

how come we havent been able to make something out of this yet?

>. Saying this in THailand would get me imprisoned for years.

I wonder if brit queen is secret tatted up?

its literally normal for men to pull their shirt up like that in SE asia.

he's really rocking that sports bra

I think it picked up a lot more under the last guy. Apparently he was a good king.

Victoria had a tattoo

yet, I can get away with it :D

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>not getting the joke
You fuckin nard

Am*ricans were a mistake

There are little people giving their bone marrow, it's more complex and painful than giving your blood because they plant a syringe in your spinal cord

That's why bone marrow is mostly used for life-threatening cases, not scientific research

i kinda love thai culture.
they like order and respect their elders, but also understand the importance of freedom.

also thai women are based and loyal as fuck.

His father was a really good king for the people. Everyone thai worldwide respected him. His son has big shoes to fill.
t. thai studying for masters in America

Pics of his naked wife giving their dog a birthday party?

Explain

She was only topless

he was also a huge shitposter in 2017

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>understand the importance of freedom.
OP:
>Saying this in THailand would get me imprisoned for years.
Yeah freedom

he didnt want to be king, and tried not to.

If he didnt they would have killed him user.

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>Post ends in 1776 following July 4th and my post discussing freedom
Interesting

Well played, Keylor, well played.

Thanks for correcting the record, ladyboy.

Ok caligula

hello, I am King of Thailand, AMA

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why do bars close at 12am that's fucking gay

looks like a lad. better than our shitty queen. ignore the flag im british.

thai culture is absolute degeneracy. They use to stick wooden dildos up their ass to make their dick look bigger in ancient times. Now you wonder why their country is obsessed with faggets and sex. Go to vietnam/cambodia and there is not many gays or trannies littering the street like bangkok or pretty much every city in thailand.

that's when I go out into town and don't want normies spoiling my fun

>Flag
>"Thai women are based"
Unironically neck yourself, you fat boomer

I had a friend from Thailand who I’m pretty sure was mentally retarded

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I almost believe this.

Anyway, my grandfather was a knight of the crown of thailand, and your grandfather was my aunt's godfather. Can I come party with u and not get exposed to HIV?

>monarchists will defend this

there's something in the water because there is so many faggets congregated into one place, it is the gayest country in south east asia, gayer than california and that takes some serious effort. Many first timers that go to thailand get conned into fucking trannies, all the local taxi drivers know the cheapest brothels are tranny brothels unless its run by a white person its a tranny brothel. So if anyone who says they went to fagland you will know 100% if they weren't fucking tourist they were fucking trannies.

yes, but first you need to give me your bank account information so I can order hotel for you

Technically, how is saying it's suspected he suffers two terrible diseases, disrespecting the king tho?
- You're not claiming he does have them, merely that it is suspected [by some]
- There's not necessarily anything wrong about either condition, in fact it could be argued it makes him more sympathetic.
Just looking at it from a legal perspective.

Thailand is a joke

lmfao

You get HIV by breathing the air in Thailand

I mostly view Thailand like a big brothel, and if king looks like pimp - I am completely okay with it.

If you have both in Thailand, then you had male homosexual protected sex.

I don’t know how it is in France, but in the US you can sell your bone marrow. There’s a place near Oakland that will pay about $600 for a “donation”.

saying anything negative or making up a rumour about thai royalty is enough to get them to make you disappear or some dodgy shit with the police. Sharky had his place raided and drugs planted in his apartment, also 40K worth of gold stolen by the police. the country is a corrupt lawless shithole anything can happen. Aus government wouldn't do shit to help you since they only have the thai governments story about you.

It was either become Communist, become Muslim or become a jungle brothel.

They did the right choice.

Does not appear to be of noble nature, or noble else!

He holds the world record for the smallest penis by a sitting royal

>They use to stick wooden dildos up their ass to make their dick look bigger in ancient times.
Huh? How did that even work?

There aren't too many Asians immune to HIV. It's mostly a European thing.

It didn't, they just needed an excuse.

Checks out at a mall in Germany in 2017

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Should I vacation in Thailand or the Philippines?

That implication is on the person hearing it tho, not just for saying what OP said

As I said, neither is technically negative, and you're not making up a rumour, you're reporting on an existing one.

Yeah I know, the legal system is corrupt af so a good legal argument wouldn't matter, but still...

yes

name of the trap?

Probably has fucked top tier thai pussy

>also thai women are based and loyal as fuck.
thailand is known as the cum dumpster of the world where thai women betray their own men for 70 year old german dick.

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Reminder that laws are for pleb slaves to keep them busy running in their hampster wheels so that elite rich people who dont even follow the laws can enjoy the fruits of their labor.

They don't betray, they just prostitute themselves to feed a family including beloved husband.

Tats were really popular with the upper classes in the times around ww1. Nicky had some dragons tatted on his forearms. Wilhelm too I think. Nearly everyone lul

Bangcock master. I salute ya

based

>$600

nowhere near worth it. you have to undergo general anaesthesia for a bone marrow transplant which means getting a breathing tube put in and risk of death if the doctor fucks up. they also have to shove a giant needle directly into your bone which means risk of permanent bone, nerve, or muscle damage.

Look at this retard bogan sex tourist lmfao

>allcells.com/donate-blood-tissue/
Local anesthesia, not general. I was wrong about the money though. It’s $500.

How come that just a spit away you got a based Duterte running the country like it should be?

Check your water estrogen levels or something thais.
I bet some nose people are meddling with your country.

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We are surrounded by third world jungle monkeys. Some Muslim some Buddhist but both are brown monkeys nonetheless

He looks gay, is that a shemale next to him?

lynch your royalty and be free.

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Yeah, sadly those monkeys need the discipline beaten into and degeneracy purged out of their bones with more than words. Many times words don't get the message thru.

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So pretty fucking big then.

In defense of Thai people (as a Thai), the late king, the IX, was in Jow Forums speak the most based man in Thailand.

http:// blog.smilingalbino.com/a-look-back-at-the-achievements-of-king-rama-ix/
http:/ /www.thebigchilli.com/feature-stories/the-life-and-work-of-his-majesty-king-bhumibol-Adulyadej

We all know the X couldn’t live up. And with the late king dead (may he rest in peace), the only thing Thailand has left is idiot politician who overstays their welcome, seniority culture that only serves to boost people culture, rampant drug problem, the idiots who want to make quick back in prostitution, soap with creativity of my lunch block, news idiot who was so dumb they couldn’t learn English, corrupted official and alcoholic citizen brainwash by the government who fails to stops its own corruption and rampant drug problem.

You can curse the rest of Thailand all you want. Seriously, as a Thai I won’t stop you but for the love of kek leave the former king out of this. He done too much to deserve this mess. Please leave the greatest man to ever chad in peace

thailand has always been a fucked up country
hundreds of years ago when the first european explorers made it to siam, the king had offered the explorers use of his "buggering boys"

Won’t argue there a lot of us are pretty retarded

subtle bait/10

based

Excuse us of this national embarrassment

Cause niggers are bad at hard sciences.

Are you his wife's son?

he literally lives 15 minutes away from where i live, he doesnt even live in thailand

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