Craft IPAs are the only redpilled alcoholic beverage

Craft IPAs are the only redpilled alcoholic beverage.

Prove me wrong.

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literal cuck

craft beers are owned by the major beer companies

also, 1 sip of liquor is the same as your $6.99 CRAFT 12 oz faggy soda

Yeah some fancy pants beer produced by some limp wristed söybois and marketed by some lispy fags in commercials. Yes truly based and redpilled.

If u drink IPAs, u are a literal faggot

I've soicotted them.

too bitter and acidic.
trappist beers are the best.

Slide thread. saged.

That said, only faggots drink IPA craft beers.
faggot.

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beer is for fags

Craft IPA are literally the most soiboi thing that I can think of. Its a joke among me and my friends (all non-soi of course) that only soibois drink IPA. Its hilarious because its true.

IPAs are hipster trash. It's just a pissing match to see who can have the most obnoxious hop flavor and highest alcohol content.

>redpilled
>exclusively drunk by poofters
what did he mean by this?

only literal faggots drink craft beers
post your testosterone results, cunt

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Why do Am*Ricans think IPAs are for basedboys? In England they're just treated as a normal common drink in pubs...

>craft beers are owned by the major beer companies

Wrong. My favourite IPA is made by a small nano brewery in Melbourne, I dont think it will ever sell out.

>also, 1 sip of liquor is the same as your $6.99 CRAFT 12 oz faggy soda

Most craft beers are 6-8%abv, so youre wrong dude.

Have a mixed drink you backwards baseball cap-wearing piece of shit

what a fag

>Not making your own beer
Why even bother user.

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Craft beer is shit but visiting breweries is based and redpilled

the 3 acceptable beer choices:

>normie beers like budweiser and corona, or VB/carlton/XXXX
>trappist beers
>blue moon IF, AND ONLY IF it is on sale

I can tell is that's Ricardo or Paul Mooney

stupid kiwi

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Only if they're very hoppy

IPAs are shit and taste like piss, only hipsters cucks with no taste drink then to look cool

I thought IPAs were full of estrogen. They're literally the soiboi drink.

you literal fag

Make your own poison, faggot.

IPA's are disgusting and taste hollow compared to any other actual beer.

why IPA and not just pale ales? Because you're a faggot perhaps?

Ipa are high in hop and hop is estrogenic

Alcohol is the ultimate bluepill. It's a man made toxin created by the Jews to control the masses.

>Craft IPAs
>only redpilled alcoholic beverage.

? Thats not how you spell home brewed!

t. islam

Campari is for future wine aunts to drink before they are old and like wine

Clear liquor on ice. Avoid brown unless its whiskey.

They taste bad. iPad arn't Good. Om not a lager Guy but weisbier >sour Bert > porter > lager >>>>>>>>>>>>>ipa

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>aussie
>intelligence
Pick one and only one.

Read 200 years together. This isn't a new concept

Alcohol predates Jews dumbass

Good taste

>paying 50 bucks for 24 drinks
>pic related

>paying 12 bucks for 40 drinks
>pic not related

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Mainstream beer is generally fucking shit.

You have to look locally and find craft breweries to taste good beer.

Thanks, sorry about the typos, I'm a dumb phoneposter

>believing the Jewish tricks
Good goyim

enjoy your phytoestrogens, beta cucks

im pretty sure that IPA's are called that because pale ales that were transported through trade long before we had any refrigeration would spoil , so to make trips to India they had to load the beer with more hops to not spoil so quickly, anyways if you drink miller, bud or even coors you are the true fags

What are phytoestrogens? You're a bluepilled summerfag.

Craft IPAs are made for little bitch boys so they can feel manly because they're drinking a beer.

Bonus hangover tip: dont ever go to bed drunk. Sober up before falling asleep.

Speaking of Jewish tricks first time I got blasted was on manechevits. Damn that shit went down easy

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Craft beer is for fat try-hards with beards trying to mask the insecure turbo-cuck they are inside.

Plus it's an insane calorie-bomb. Just wave good bye to your cock 'cause it's going to get buried by your gut.

>Look at me I'm not an alcoholic
Fag

Are you kidding me? It's the exact opposite.

>alcohol
>redpilled

Full of estrogen. Have a jack on the rocks instead if your vag can stomach it.

Nah just a 30 yr old boomer who can't throw up blood every morning like I used to.

>craft beer
>redpilled

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What do you guys have to say about stouts? It's the only type of beer I've been drinking lately. Imperial stouts especially.

maybe over there in muttland

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Was just about to post about craft imperial stouts being pretty much my favorite alcohol outside of whiskey.

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A good porter does the trick, too.

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I didn't know that crew republic exports to worst korea

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Craft beers have absolutely exploded here over the last 5 years.

Ok. The only beverage with no estrogen. Done.
>inb4 estrogenbois start screeching about bitch drinks while flapping their tits

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alcohol is never redpilled
it makes you look like shit and it doesn't even work as intended after first 50mg
beer also comes with estrogenic effects, so it fucks you up twice

They taste like shit. Only English ale is nice. Something a sœy would never touch.

It's just the replacement for people who used to drink larger and want to feel special but secretly don't like the taste of beer. There is very little difference in taste between these IPAs. In a way it's great because a good pilsner used to be quite expensive but IPAs have undercut the market and are now more expensive so you can enjoy a good pilsner for quite a reasonable cost now. Same with white beer, it used to be ridiculously expensive.

I personally drink 5-6 liters of water after any alcohol session. Its the only way to prevent vomiting 12+ times the next day. Although sometimes its not enough to stop the vomiting from occurring.

Russian Imperial Stout. You hipster onions boy.

Vodka and home brew alcohols are the only redpilled alcoholic beverages.

Also Guinness is overrated

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Porters and Stouts make a man of ye

yess, very redpilled, directly made by hipster lib fags just for you

No.
American play ales are vastly superior and don't give you cotton mouth.

hops are flowers
flowers are for girls
youre a queer then init?

>not drinking scotch like a chad
>not drinking johnny walker blue label like a real chad
Cringe

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based ciderfag

Way overpriced. Better get black label on sale.

Had this last night. Ruined my 4th. Bitter piss shit.

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I go crazy for some Laphroaig

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255 King St Apt 302, San Francisco, CA

Stay away from packing looking like that.

Alcohol is for manchilds who are trying to escape reality. We have plenty of those in this shitty country.

Enjoy getting man tits by drinking beer with that much hops/ibu

Fuck off faggot, I like IPAs but anyone who says "this drink is the only acceptable drink" is a loser. You can drink neat rye whiskey or appletinis, who gives a shit.

Heres what I was drinking last night

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>mayor companies
Im crafting my own. Really, I understand why so many people hate americans.

You live and learn.

Sours and hazy beers are where it's at.

Fuck craft beer and anyone who drinks it. I've worked at 4 Fucking craft breweries so far. Not in the line - in brewing, in engineering, in QA/chem and as the Fucking fixer of all machines. With out a doubt craft breweries and the people who own/buy from them are trash. 90% of the time, they have designed a layout themself of the plant that makes everything super inconvenient to pipe/maintain, they will have some contract brewing side going on that Fucks productivity and any sense of organization to he'll and back, they without a doubt will interrupt any process you are working on to bother you for free samples for their friends they are show around the plant (who all ignore safety measures), they pay employees for shit, don't even give full timers benefits and expect them to violate a variety of legal barriers, and all the while run themselves more like a tech start up than a Fucking plant. They envision themselves as the little guy fighting for a plot whilst they are bottling and canning shit from major companies and conveniently labelling stuff with a bottling address other than their own. Then they have the balls to suggest their beer is somehow higher quality, and most of the time it's not, so they hike the price up and retarded hipsters and non conformist alike will buy for cred in their own circles and the process of idiocy continues.

Fuck craft beer.

I feel you. But its not the craft beer. Its the shitty entrepreneurs and lack of leadership skills.

Lol, I bet you're from Illinois. Only filthy fucking FIBs still rant about Spotted Cow. True Sconnie men don't even touch the shit anymore. Stay on your side of the border, faggot.

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Jeez what a faggot.

buy rum it's a liquor that only exist because of slavery.

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>craft beer
Stop drinking alcohol. There are phytoestrogens in hops, and drinking reduces test and sperm count.

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IPAs a shit. Weissbiers is where it's at. Or Belgian Strong Ales.

I drink craft beer and laugh at all you redneck faggots sipping your bud light. Drinking piss water by choice is why you stay poor.

if it's not german, brewed with the purity law, it's not beer. beer today has a lot of toxic chemicals in it. except german beer.

> t. beer guy

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what if it's brewed with german hops & barley?

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Doesnt matter. The german have strict beer laws. If they are not met. You're not allowed to call it beer.

Pale ale > IPA