Buy Nivea products

I already buy their body wash, body lotion.
This is actually going to make me buy more of their stuff. Fuck faggots.

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who the fuck uses lotion or hand creme for their hands besides fags and niggers?

>who the fuck uses lotion or hand creme for their hands besides fags and niggers?
Men who have dry skin ?

hahahaha

found the self-loathing nigger fag. people who use lotion are conscious about their bodily health. i bet you don't even take magnesium supplements, you fucking iq void GAY. sad!

>lotion is for fags and niggers
While the average guy doesn't give a fuck about his skin unless he has a disease or something, that doesn't mean you gotta fall for the insecurity meme about "womanly" shit.

I get bad hand calluses from Olympic weightlifting it's important to hydrate your hands if you don't want to bleed every other session.

Fix your diet my man. I used to think I had dry skin and needed bag balm for my cuticles and everything, but really I was just dehydrated and wasn't eating healthy.

Been wondering whose razors to buy since Gilette went globohomo. Now I know!

I see Jow Forums has now turned into Cake-boy central.

Nah, I just enjoy being out in the cold, and it wasn't until I started figuring out Jow Forums that I understood that indeed your skin and everything else like that comes from within, and not from external creams and potions.

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>muh anecdotal evidence
everyone, look at this dood!! i bet he doesn't even use scented soaps or deodorant. omg so masculine!

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I don't even hate gays really, I know some great gay dudes, but I am glad Nivea aren't doing anything pro-gay because it is gonna lead to a fucking awful pandering and a slippery slope.

>he doesn't take time to make sure he looks like an absolutely pristine chisel Greek god in his mature years.
pathetic

do you brush your teeth? or is that fixed internally as well?

Ok time for a challenge pol. Who can be the fastest to find the chosen people involved?

imagine burning down your PR business over some gay shit

Bone tissue is regenerated from within. It's a main store of calcium, which your body will predate if it needs more, such as if you are drinking fluoridated water that will snap up calcium atoms so that your body cannot use them.

As for a topical practice, of course it makes sense to keep your teeth clean. Similarly, bag balm is an effective coating to reduce wind chill on your bare skin. I use it for that purpose if it's -10F or more and windy. It's effective.

Damn, FCB rage quit over some one having a dick and balls and not going for kike gay propaganda,

Based Nivea. Never thought I'd be saying this

I only think they make razors for chicks.

THIS. The more water I take in the better I feel and the less itchy my skin it. I forget to take a tube of moisturizer to work the other day and I just drank a pint of water and it made my skin feel better as I sipped it throughtout the day.

>a product usually geared towards the clean image of men makes the most anti masculinity commercial

>a product usually used as lube for sodimistic anal sex rejects making a gay commercial

Clown world indeed

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Wilkinson Sword is a good Brit company to get razors from.
As an added bonus for the burgers, they started off making guns.

Drinking plenty of water is one of the best easy things you can do for yourself. It will carry out waste products through manifold methods, not just pissing it out or loosening your stools.

Some people are all about distilled water, since that will actively pull everything out of your body, but you have to be very careful about ingesting enough minerals and whatnot so that you don't kill yourself that way.

i am using it on my dick, i literaly got 2 inches since i am doing it everyday. skin absorbs lotions and dick gets bigger

> using creams as a man
Tremendous faggot

Found several articles in German.
This seems to be true.
The Agency had worked for Nivea for over 100 years (!), but now they wanted to run an ad with 2 men holding hands. The company said "We don't do gay at Nivea" and now the ad company quit.
Beiersdorf (the holding company) issued a statement that they're all for diversity and such but they will part their ways with the ad company - at least for the Nivea brand.

>they started off making guns
absolutely and unequivocally based, after my Astra blade run out,t his is where I am going.

and too much can wash minerals out so you should take in less filtered stuff most likely, godspeed hydration fren.

Are they being paid for such an ad?

It depends on the kind of filter. Distilling it or using reverse-osmosis will take pretty much everything out to the point you'll kill your fish if you don't put concentrated sea water back in.

Gravity-fed methods pose much less of a risk for casual use. But you are correct. Salt your food and eat your fruits and veggies. If you ever see somebody twigging out in the desert, you'll know they need more than just water.

The real takeaway is the enormous entitlement of the ad agency. They don’t care at all about what their customers wants or the market they target. Instead, they get livid when they can’t push their own agenda on the customers expense. Just wow. Anybody else using that ad agency should think twice about it.

>letting the paper-thin political pandering of companies sway you into buying their products to 'support' them

It's only UPW that does it, no?

Yep many gay sites are in autistic screeching mode

Based Nivea, will take a look at their products next time

I hope they won't do a 360 and do a Gillette fold 10

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I'm not sure what you mean by UPW. What I'm saying is that if you drink a significant amount of pure water than it will leach salts out of your body by osmotic pressure, and that can really kill you if you aren't eating enough of them to compensate.

Real men look like something. Something women will wet for.

I have a water pump on my land that pulls water from the water table. You think I need extra salt?

lol. Fuck off, fag.
Ok. You're right, user... I should have a better diet.

Most likely not. It will have been seeping up all kinds of salt from the ground. But it wouldn't hurt to get it tested to see if there's anything way off about it.

Hahahah. Scented soaps or deodorant.

>>According to information published by 'AdAge' at the end of June, Nivea rejected the agency's proposal for a new campaign: an image in which two men are seen holding hands. FCB staff members, one of whom is homosexual, pointed out that during a phone call with a Nivea representative, whose name was not disclosed, he said, "We do not do things for gays."
This is grounds for a civil lawsuit.

1 You're not allowed to rat about pre-contractual communications or any internal communications, neither calls or emails, this kind of stuff is already covered by lawyers when writing up their contracts and its still covered by any western civil/common law

2 That "we dont do gay things" comment attributed to a "Nivea representative" is an attack and liability to Nivea's image, Nivea has pecuniary rights on its image and can and should sue the living fucking christ of that cheap, unprofessional advertisement company, they can easily prove how it affected sales.
It doesn't matter if its true or not, if they can prove they suffered in $ because of it, for present and future endeavors, that ad agency is fucked

3 The advertisement company will catch fewer and fewer projects in licitations and contracts if its known to attack a business image, rat out sensible internal communication (this is some labor law and civil law fuckery)

4 Imagine being sued by a giant like Nivea who will rape you in courts, waste your money for years then win because you wanted to be SJW moron

They also posted a world map on their website sans Israel

thanks fren :)

You know nothing of chemistry. The fluoride replaces a hydroxyl group in the hydroxyapatite mineral structure of teeth, generating fluoroapatite. No calcium is lost in this process. The replacement by the fluoride protects the mineral structure, because the hydroxyl group is sensitive to acidic conditions, which with modern diets causes great damage to the teeth.

It's more complicated than that. It's really not worth discussing the ingestion of fluoride because of how many different reactions it will go on to screw up. And that's without stopping to think about how the industrial waste they typically dump into the water supply leaches lead out of the solder in copper pipes and then makes the blood-brain barrier more permeable so as to accept it in.

It's really not adequate to say that a certain chemical process or other under specific controlled circumstances is adequate. If you want to use it topically then go right ahead. The rest is endless hogwash.

Buying their aftershave today. This is who I switched to from Procter & Gamble and it is a better product by far.

Based Nivea. And the audacity of a fucking ad agency thinking it can dictate terns with a company that actually produces a product. Making a big show of taking their ball and going home as if they aren't instantly replaceable by a hundred other agencies.

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Correct.

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Good. I'd rather they just focused on selling their product than getting good globalist points.

Already changed from Gillette razors, shaving gel changed too. You can call it petty, but fuck these companies and their compulsory bullshit marketing.

Agency deserves to be sued for trying to ruin their reputation.

>We're so tolerant
>Don't toe the line, get shitcanned

Have been using it for years, not fancy but generally good stuff, affordable.

nivea is best.
they already collected bad goy points before, pic related.

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This is an ideal outcome.
Leave it to a homo to sperg out when a company say "We don't do politics".

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>Google translation:
use deepl.com/en/translator
much better translation quality

Was already buying them and had no idea they were based, this is really nice news for a fucking change.

This would be one of the best corp. outcomes this century to throw this financial political homoterrorism back in their faces.