Oh shit, gators have learned to work together
Oh shit, gators have learned to work together
Carter Scott
Elijah Wilson
Based gators. They'll rule the earth when the humans nuke each other to extinction.
Elijah Hughes
israel needs more gators, and needs to top being such gatorphobes
Kevin Wood
Cycle of life. Gators playing the long game.
Lincoln Cook
gators can live indefinitely
Nicholas Cook
Based and archosauriapilled
Isaiah Torres
based gators
Jace Cook
that is terrifying I had no idea they moved that fast
Levi Lee
thats why bitches like you can't survive for 2 fucking hours in the jungle
>oh look at this cute little bug, gotta post it on instagram
Logan Cooper
Fast as hell... I used to work in subdivision development in a gator infested area. We had one ancient critical boundary marker, right on top of a gotor slide. A little 20’ island bump, all the surrounding creek edges were full of gator holes...
Carson Garcia
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>“I saw an alligator take a chunk out of (the body), throw it up in the air and catch it and eat it,” said Kays, 60.
>“I had to go back to the car after that. I couldn’t watch it anymore.”
ALLUMGATORS, THEY'RE NATURE'S LIONS AMIRITE!
Jason Torres
They're learning to use bait to catch birds, too. Gators are not dumb at all.
Samuel Taylor
Does shooting Gators fall under Florida's stand your ground law? Also, I read that the state is encouraging people to kill iguanas. What are your favorite iguana killing methods?
Henry Lopez
for me, its Sexy Savannah the alligator ambassador
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Logan Parker
Someone was saying that dumping gators into Rio Grande would help prevent tragedies like the one last week.
Samuel Rivera
Zachary Wood
But they keep dying
Wyatt Thomas
I'm writing a movie were a mad scientist true to take over the world with his nigger/alligator hybrid army. It's called Niggator.
Nathan Moore
I wasn’t in Florida, two states up
Adrian Taylor
That sounds awesome user
Chase Williams
Is owning a pet gator the based and redpilled option Jow Forums?
Adrian Martin
What a babe
The girl isn’t bad either
Andrew Jackson
Add some slave voodoo into the story. I lived in deep voodoo area. They would boil a cat down to bones and toss the bones into a brackish creek, the bones that floated to creek bank were used in fortune telling. They also buried “roots” / curses in peoples yards... and baby doll heads for a voodoo fence line protection
Asher Robinson
Wait, do alligators not have throats? There's no throat hole in there. How do they eat?
Jacob Baker
That's the palatal valve. They use it to keep water out when they're submerged since their mouths don't seal up all the way.
Aaron Ward
Nicholas Green
They die upon reaching a certain age because they either lose their teeth and can no longer kill effectively or become too large to ambush prey, as they never actually stop growing. Their life span, though not confirmed, is thought to be 160 years, but many live only to 80 or so.
Dylan White
What if you had a family pet grandpa alligator, would it eventually grow to the size of a house? That'd be fucking awesome. Maybe you could get it fake teeth, too.
Eww, so they just have swamp water constantly in their mouth all the time? Gross.
Owen Parker
Woof woof
Dominic Bell
Gators are unironically based af. Nature's dindu control.
Jonathan Collins
You talking bout some voodoo gator?
Jacob Jenkins
Gators have very white meat, close to 100% fast twich.
Connor Reyes
If you ever get chased by one, run in a zig zag. Gators can go very fast in short bursts forward.
Caleb Foster
Right wing gator squads.
Jaxon Murphy
based gator escapist sharing survival tips
Hudson Flores
a cute
Elijah Rodriguez
>tfw Gustave is probably up to 700 black people eaten by now
Julian James
send this to Charles Band @ Full Moon Productions. he will put out anything with killer dolls in it.
Grayson Cooper
Reptiles already rule the Earth
Jacob Brooks