India overheating: massive die offs coming soon

cnn.com/2019/07/03/asia/india-heat-wave-survival-hnk-intl/index.html

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no wonder she's smiling

>steaming poop under heavy dry air
imagine the smell

I don't care about what happens to anyone over there

Spbp

This genuinely makes me happy..

What have you done to me Jow Forums?

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I don’t know where you people come from. I don’t know if you test your products, your quality of your products – your products are very delicious. I love your sausage for 30 something years, but I can’t take and feed a family of five on a little 12 ounce roll of sausage.
I don’t mind paying you more money for your 16 ounce roll of sausage, but you don’t have it anymore. You got a 12 ounce roll, and you’ve got three men that way over 200 pounds a piece, a woman, that’s a little plump Scotch girl and a daughter, who is 13 and you’re going to try to take a 12 ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that – it ain’t going to work. And I’m not going to purchase your product anymore or ever again. And as far as your 16 ounce, in maple and sage, I don’t need that, I’m not from the north, I’m a Texas man.

Jimmy Dean’s sausage is for Southern people to eat with their breakfast, with their fried eggs and their T-bone steaks.
And I can’t see going to a little 12 ounce package, to feed four, five, six people and I’m not going to buy two of those 12 ounce packages just because you want to downsize and charge the same God damn price. I’d sure like a reply and I’d sure like you to go back to your 16 ounce package on your regular sausage, because I’m not going to buy it otherwise ever again, I’ll just have my own damn sausage made like I used to, 30 something years ago, it’s not as tasty as yours is, but it will work. Good bye.

Little ‘ole 12 ounce God damn roll of sausage supposed to feed your brother and me and you, 600 pounds of men, at least, get my point? And the two girls and they put it in that fuckin pussy roll of sausage, son of a bitch, somebody need their ass kicked, some little consumer geekeroid thought this shit up. Save money, yes save money, save money. Fuck I want to eat, God damn it.

Don't worry, they're all coming here

not all billion of them.

The poo will probably insulate the heat

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Hope a lot of muslims die including you Ahmed

We'll see

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there's too many to make a dent

>One giant tandoori oven of shit

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global warming is our friend.

bring it on

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Will I be able to get a tech job now?

>Will I be able to get a tech job now?
it might take another year or so.

Fools. A new race of Indians will emerge able to stand high temperature and viral/bacteriological disease and will expand rapidly. India is a just a giant petrodish.
We’re screwed, we’ll be like American Indians fighting against small pox when Indian Indians will leave the subcontinent to expand to Europe.

>A new race of Indians will emerge able to stand high temperature and viral/bacteriological disease
implying they're not like that already
at least china gets like bird flu and shit, Indians could withstand the plague, probably eat it too, then shit it out and eat it again

>Meanwhile we've been getting sub 90 degrees in always sunny Cali
It's strange, usually we start getting triple digits late may/early june but we're well in July and we haven't had any heatwaves unlike most previous years.

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Don't worry. Doctor Pakistan will sanitize the dish long before we need to worry.

>We’re screwed
burn more fossil fuels then.

accelerationism

Well I say Refugees Welcome. I'll gladly take at least one (actual vagina required).

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>sually we start getting triple digits late may/early june but we're well in July and we haven't had any heatwaves

Just wait until August/September user.

Imagine thinking there is a difference between the two.

Probably good for them in the long run. Need something similar in China and parts of Africa as well.

Imagine the smell

Only the poor people will die, we need something like that here in the UK, norfmen literally serve no purpose.

Kek

Why would the air be dry? It's India, tropical. Probably moist.

>global warming
Grand solar minimum actually. Jet streams are straying out of their usual paths.

Are we talking of millions of deaths?
Otherwise, it`s just a drop in the ocean.
Checked. No, I don`t want to imagine that.

Who cares, if global climate change is caused by human activity idia is one of the countries who polute most.

Just send greta over there, they will surely listen if she open vegana.

Or stop importing so many immigrants. Grooming pakis and knifing niggers also serve no purpose either.

>Are we talking of millions of deaths?
yes. we are talking large portions of India getting wiped out.

>Just send greta over there, they will surely listen if she open vegana
Better hurry, the wall for that one is sitting firmly in the middle of puberty.

I wouldn't kick her out

I have no idea where this came from but I lit
Love you user

they should go for a dip in the ganges.

i meant take a shit in the ganges.

actually 100s of millions

Mother nature does know best.

That's what happens when people spam BBC threads

Actually it will be Kalki who will emerge from the ashes of India, the only ones screwed are the "all too human".

there is no heat wave here, temperature 10c nice summer here. beach weather

karma poo

Lads shit is going to get mental when there's migration because of climate change.

how many dead?

Not enough. Never enough.

a halvening would be a catalyst for a golden age in India. the biggest thing holding them back is the lower half of the population