Be a store owner

>be a store owner
>see a bunch of future doctors, scientists, lawyers, and philanthropists come into your store looking like pic related
What do?

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Shoot them.

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Hit the schvoogie buzzer three times.

they are clearly engineers

make them into future cadavers

Someone with a kikebook, 13/50 the comments in this thread. The link is on this page about the incident:
6abc.com/$30000-in-north-face-clothes-stolen-by-flash-mob/5380178/

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based comment and he is taking heat for it

dude goes from "heh heh very funny" to seething libcuck in 10 seconds

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>What do?
Start up a friendly conversation with these future scholars.
Why hello there, J’quandrius. I was musing over life last night and my mind wondered over to transcendental metaphysics. While thinking of the practical uses of the principles discovered and the lessons taught in Kant’s The Critique of Pure Reason, I remembered a group of Marxists connected to the Frankfurt school as well as prominent Jews in New York City, I then realized that this group of Marxists likely applied what they learned From Kant in the news and entertainment media in Western nations as a way to subvert and destroy our culture and our people, particularly why they have been so successful in pushing their corrosive degeneracy on us and corrupting the minds of the youth. Any thoughts, J’quandrius?
>Sheeeit nigga we jus heya fu da purpul

Imagine being angrier at someone's opinion than actual thieves. The leftist brainwashing is deep in this one.

>I and my business team

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open the trap door meat grinder on the floor that directly funnels to the KFC next door, a good days work.

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get a load of this cuck

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Ask them to debug your code?

shit like this

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also, i own the KFC next door.

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Shoot the first one that starts stuffing shit into it's pants
I live in the best state for guns rights and you're allowed to shoot to defend yourself and your personal property

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considering the meat prices in canada, this is absolutely based

(((white))) crimes. Sure

This shithole country deserves to be overrun by pavement apes and bean eaters.

fpbp

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also, i keep the gold teeth and chains for my pawn shop they originaly came in.

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Arizona is like that too, I think.

letting niggers live is just a way to stimulate the gun industry

True, I know them feels, but at the same time, pic related is also true.

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>Would you call if a group of white women came in?
I absolutely hate this leftist shit. Just completely fuck my statistics up senpai.

pew pew

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My first thought too
>white women shoplift more
If that were even REMOTELY true, it just means they're smarter and better at it than nogs and they need to quit stealing if fucking 40 year old Becky is shoplifting better than them

fuck

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shame that weird cut piece of meat would just shrivel up in the pan/grill and not look even remotely like Texas after it was cooked

that big wad of fat looks disgusting, to be honest

you shut your whore mouth
the fat is the tastiest part of the steak

Childish attitude

hope you had a great pridemonth, user.

>gatekeeping steak

>gatekeeping steak
Nothing wrong with this
Plebs who eat their steaks well done with ketchup, or trim the fat deserve to go to the gas chamber

Today is the day, I'm going to be ending it now early in the morning just before my parents wake up. I haven't slept in almost 30 hours.
Goodbye everyone, and thank you for the fun times. I'll start in around 45 minutes. Ed

Livestream video link + explanation:
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Sorry fags, I don't like sitting there chewing a wad of gummy fat and the nasty mouthfeel of it for extended periods of time.

this isnt /b/, please keep this shit over there

>he keeps posting this over and over again for days
against the rules

Unrelax.

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>wad of gummy fat and the nasty mouthfeel of it for extended periods of time.
>confusing fat with gristle
Just stop
We already know you're a faggot

>What do?

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>caring that people won't think you're macho if you don't chow down on thick wads of meat fat

I fucking hate white cucks like this more than the nigger thugs.

We complain about white people having too much empathy, and yet we show too much empathy for white traitors.

This guy deserves the rope as much as any nigger

Get down on all fours and chase them around the shop, blasting my angriest broccoli farts.

yo its CJ from groove street, land of the hainus, gangbangers and police

"Only my mom" woulda been great

>criminals are bad but not as bad as racists

How does it get this bad?

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these people lack self-awareness, or are liars
they are profiling her reasoning behind what she said, because she's white
fuck i hate these people

>H A V E S E X
Truly the pinnacle of Western intellectual development.

>What do?
Sam.... hand me the MATEN.

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>comparing a group that is most likely to shoplift (citation needed)
to
>a group that is most likely to commit VIOLENT crime

Based retard Laura.

Trust the communist to see engineering as the top spot in society, like its the highest position anyone can get to from there

Fucking nothing, let corporate worry about the losses. Loss prevention training made it pretty clear that I'm not supposed to attempt to physically prevent theft.

Cut it off and make soup stock, don't waste it nigger.

>schvoogie buzzer
THIS

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This

Black men are 6% of the population, white women are 34% of the population. Wow can you believe the group that's over five times as large has more shoplifters.

They're retards who don't understand that per capita is the only relevant statistic

i use bacon grease instead

Cant tell your about 17 can we

Of a chain absolutely.. If ots a one off store that I own with no corporate backing... Im armed to the teeth.

Now you cant shoot actual bullets at shop lifters... But what about bear mace?

>per capita is the only relevant statistic
redpilled and based

You excited for the new conceal carry law, Okiebro? This state can be boring but it's a good place overall, esp if you have family and friends here.

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Shitty shooters

>What do?
Ask myself why there are niggers in Wisconsin

Isn't Milwaukee full of them?

just slash it on the sides and top/bottom and it won't warp.
doesn't have to be deep, just hair slashes like 1/16th in.

Bravo!
6:45
>after all, the guy had a gun
>and he was just another fucking nigger

oh shit that's disgusting, Mike's blood touched the darkie's blood, i hope he doesnt get GRIDS

You son of a bitch, my sides.

>Shit that never happens

Leftist garbage. The dream of some stupid Eurocuck. Video and records shows that niggers that try to shoot up stores end up getting fucking blasted by people that carry with little to no injury to everyone in the store.

Shoplifters are only statistically more likely to be white girls. White girls are not statistically more likely to be shoplifters.

lol aussie poster.
$29.99 for a USP magazine.
YOU FUCKING WISH MATE!

>Nigflavatrix, Violentavious, Quindarious, and LaBillO'Riely saunter into your store, shiftily eyeing merchandise.
Remote door locking mechanism if they grab anything and try to run, then hold them at gunpoint until police come arrest them.

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>LaBillO'Riely

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I doubt it.

> What to do?
Grab a hand gun and say hello niggers!

Deny them service for wearing undershirts in my establishment.

Fuck off laura, I don't trust ANY groups of young people, they always fuck around and ruin shit.

Also, anyone that wears a wifebeater is a shifty cunt.

>rip MEGA
You are an user of taste.

>I have literally no idea what I'm talking about, but I'm afraid to lose an anonymous argument on the Internet.

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gayest thing I've ever watched.

>grouping lawyers with doctors, scientists, and philanthropists
absolutely Jewish

Take out gun from under counter, pretend to clean it.

Press the remote door lockdown button. Wait for all items to be paid in full. Call 9/11 as ransacking begins. Laugh as robbers try to smash their way through the bullet proof Gorillaglass.

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I got attacked by a nigger while on vacation in florida the other day. The fat white bitch sicked it on me for not letting them cut in line at a mcdonalds drive thru.

It could have gone bad, they banged on my car and tried to drag me out but I have automatic locks. It's not like I'm going to risk jail by running them over so all I could do is roll my eyes and let them bang and scream until they got bored and went away.
They really are just mindless droning animals that will snap at any moment. They make even the most basic day to day shit such a struggle.

Thats my nigger story

Cosplaying as CJ seems to be popular among niggers.

start thinking "darnit I wish I had anticipated this one."

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old bag is racist.. and correct

>drive thru
>mcdonald's

what were you thinking? spoiled food, spoiled people.

at least be somewhat of a human, park your car and walk in. drive thru is lowlife.

Why do people keep opening business on black areas?

Lame short film.
Although two spics, one nigger, a gook, and a spaghetti nigger all being taken out is a happy ending. 8/10
-2 for the leftist muh blood the same stuff.

>I sat there
>and took it
>and then ate my Mcdonald's food 5 minutes later
I wish you hadn't locked your doors.

I was getting coffee and on vacation so not looking to mess about.