GUYS I WANNA GET READY CLAIFORNIA IS ABOUT TO GET FUCKED BY A 10...

Just KYS now, it's a more honorable death then a faggot like yourself deserves.

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Fuck you stay out of oregon nigger...go mad max in commiefornia

FBI FBI FBI

GET THIS GUY

You cannot outrun YAHWEH

Good boots.
A Crossbow so you can retrieve your ammo but is clearly not a loud ass gun.
MREs are available all over the place.
Ziplock Bags.
Lighters.
A portable Water Purification Kit.
Salt to retaine water and season food (seriously important).
Winter Clothes. Heavy.
Some sort of upper drug like Meth or Cocaine incase you're exhausted but have to keep moving.
A really good backpack to keep it all in.
A cast iron pot.
A hatchet.
Print out a list of edible bugs and plants.
Maps. Good, reliable, topographical maps. Keep them (and lighters, lists) in ziplock bags to keep them from getting wet.
A tent is handy but usually unnecessary weight. A tarp would probably be better.
A good dog (GSD or Scott American Bulldog would be my suggestion).

If it happens big, lots of people will be competing with you. Resources will be scarce. Crackers and Peanut Butter and Water can sustain you for a long time. MREs are better, though.
Avoid people. Avoid I-5. Better to head North East into Idaho that WA or OR, IMHO, and head East from there.
Goodluck WestCoast user.

>SO I CAN ESCAPE TO OREGON, WASHINGTON OR IDAHO

no. you need to stay there and die like god intended

>SO I CAN ESCAPE TO OREGON, WASHINGTON OR IDAHO

no. you need to stay there and die like god intended. also we are full so fuck off

don't forget a piss jug

No quarter for Californians. Set the forest aflame and lock the doors.

>Californian Communist Faggot wants to survive and escape to another loony fucking queer commie stronghold...

Nah, prepare your carcass for death and practice the pose you want First Responders to find your corpse in. I suggest a humorous one.

i think the fault is only capable of 8.2 iirc

Medical supplies
Means to get potable water like clorine tablets
Buy bulk rice and a camping stove (you can survive on rice alone for literally years and it doest go bad)
Clean underware and socks
Space blanket
heat packs
Bandages, saline solution, and general first aid kid shit.
Batteries or solar phone charger
ammo
A predefined route and a plan b

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Califag here. Here's a packing list. All your vitamins and meds. Take them out of their bottles pour them in the bag (more room). Socks. Clean boxers. Flashlight. Radio if you have one. Dry stuff like granola bars. Bottled water. Rubbing alcohol. Bandaids if you got them. Your CCs, ID and cash. YOUR. PHONE. CHARGER. (Everybody forgets this one. Don't.) Soap bar. Towel. House and car keys. Car insurance card. One change of clothes, shirt is the priority not pants. Leave all else. Sleep in your pants tonight and keep a second flashlight with you. Be safe.

8.8 in 10 minutes

If the Big One comes, is it DOTR for all degenerate California Carpetbagging vermin?

Asking Oregon, Colorado and Texas bros if they’ve considered this in their Post-Apocalyptic planning.

Just felt small aftershocks in the strip in vegas 9:21 pm

also lighters (no need to waste money of ferro rods)
Shit paper
knife
A good pair of inuslated boots with ergonomic insoles

Don't forget this you Cali faggot

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We don’t want anymore of you Commiefornia cocksuckers in Idaho. Go to Oregon or Arizona

You realize that if Cali gets merked Oregon and Washington will be destroyed as well? The entire coastal cooridor is overdue for a huge quake and tsunami that is predicted to liquify the earth.

that image provides more questions than answers

Oh haha, he thinks there is time to pack.
>digits will confirm

Pack nitroglycerin in your backpack its a natural preservative

Stop with the caps lock spaz. It doesn't make you any more credible.

Bud!

THE HAPPENING HASNT HAPPENED YET

According to the USGS, the 7.1/6.9 SoCal earthquake this evening it is now considered the actual earthquake. What happened on July 4th is now considered to be a foreshock. They describe it as an ongoing earthquake sequence. If a stronger one occurs, that becomes the earthquake.

>he hasn't already made a bugout bag
Kinda defeats the purpose

Silly fag. Acts like it is societal breakdown, not a stay for a few nights at the holiday inn while they fix your door. And you forgot guns retard. If you have guns the rest of that shit is easy to come by.

now thats a solid bug out bag fren

Make sure to pack a lot of fudge. You'll thank me later!

We've passed trivial things like that, man.
This is the end of the world here.
Absolutely serious high-level autism post.

>Idaho
fuck off we're full

Hehe you're not from here are you. Look up the Northridge and San Fernando Valley quakes then come back to us

Do not help this FAGGOT of he waited until now he is one of the bad ones and doesn't deserve to make it out. Californians have had millions of years to prep for this.

People in here are underestimating the value of a good dog.
If you don't have a dog, get one and train it to become aggressive on command and return when you call it. Those are the only two really necessary commands.
Scott American Bulldog or German Shepherd would be my suggestion. Labs are difficult to train to attack.

Black pillers are wrong and need to consider the apocalypse pill

revolver with one bullet.. but why wait!

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I've got a 4 bedroom 2500 sq ft. house in a conservative neighborhood with a new washing machine in Michigan if you've got cash/btc/PM's, drugs, or guns.

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20 btc for a 13 yr old catgirl? fuck that not worth it

fren

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Well sorry man, I hate to tell you this, but you're not going to beat the fags out of California. There shit is already packed.

And the lesbians got out lickety split

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The middle one burns coal. The two on the left look perfect.

hope it didn't take you long to think of all those essential items, I mean.. can't forget the car insurance card when the world around me is in chaos right?

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thank you. i forgot about compass and map. Jow Forums should have a prepper general thread 24/7 tbqh with all the happenings going on lately

MAKES SENSE. BACKPACK FULL OF SILVER COINS AND A POCKET KNIFE I AM UNSTOPPABLE

>Make sure to pack a lot of fudge.
it's california bro....

Smaller earthquakes mean the bigger ones are not coming. The crust did its big BRAAAAAAPPPPPPP and is done for a while.

git to Jow Forums. everything you need to know will be provided.

picture is better. Also this is finland so we dont need guns, you should add those.

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Repent for your hedonism and accept Trump as your president. The only Californians who will receive aid are the ones who publicly denounce socialism and white hate

if you aren't already leaving you're fucking retarded and dead, idiot
>especially since the get thread just fucked commiefornia

fpbp

>You cannot outrun YAHWEH
DEATH TO YAHWEY CULT
DEATH TO YESHUA CULT

AMERICA WILL NOT FALL

ISRAEL WILL!

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Godspeed user. I forgot emergency blanket and poncho

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I would think you'd want to have a raging hardon while you're chopping a limb off so all your blood is shunted to your dick not your limb

Reminder that Zorin was the good guy

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>
OMG it's nothing. Waisted numbers

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It's finally happening

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i dont know shit about crossbows. whats a good brand? something not cheap and chinky?

i got some MREs. i have instant coffe for caffeeine, im not going to go out and buy meth or coke thats just retarded

is a cast iron pot worth the weight? i guess if it stays in the car it makes sense but i cant imagine lugging that shit in a pack on foot

WHAT THE FUCK

>Flees to Oregon/Washington
>Dies in volcanic eruption

Top Ramon has no nutritional value. Get some protein bars

This. It did put more stress on other faults, but those are pretty far out that even if a big one hit there, itll have reduced power in populated areas

Rubbing alcohol
Two big jars of PB
A lighter
A portable battery for emergency power
AA batteries
Blanket
Two cans of gas
A crank radio if you have 1

Why even bother with shorts at that point

It’s too late. Big one in 6 hours

oi, show your internet license you cheeki bastard

>We don’t need guys we are happy to be raped by niggers!

who is this praying mantis ass looking retard

there's not a chance in hell OP manages to get even 3 items on your list

thats what happens when you dont prep and leave it until the last moment...RIP boomer OP

He owns a Glock in California what he needs are
>Chitlins
>Pig's feet
>A few 40s of OE
>A few packs of ports

Look at these digits. I'm the earthquake now.

At a 10.0 you want to be as far as possible away from Yellowstone.

Fuckin checked
9.9 user confirmed

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What niggers? I dont live in the southern finland. And i know how to make Kataja-jousi.

Cali Bug out bag:

>bottle of lube
>butt plugs
>800 ounces of marijuana
>trap hormones
>chipotle or some shit
>left wing magazine of some description
>laptop for Netflix
>no gun of course
>radio for NPR
>PREP for hiv just in case

thank you. i have a M39 mosin i would take with me in the car finbro. not sure if i would bring it on foot if i had to leave my car

main goal is really just to escape the anarchy and chaos of classless spics and nigs who will undoubtedly be rioting and looting following a big earthquake

BASED BASED BASED

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DUMP ALL YOUR STOCK INTO CRYPTO AND GOLD OR SILVER FOR WHEN THE DEPRESSION HITS

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i have most of the stuff on that list doofus. i am just nervous there might be shit i forgot and asking for help

FPBP

Stay the fuck away from Idaho faggot

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better hightail it outta there.

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uh..... guys....

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Go to the pound and adopt a dog first thing in the morning. A puppy. Teach it to become aggressive on command, stay near without a leash, and come when you call it.
That's all it needs to know.
Even a medium sized mutt will scare off niggers with guns, often times.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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