ITS HAPPENING

fake 'n' gay, but i hope it happens nontheless

It's never happening. Stfu fag.

2.7 gigatons isn't enough to wipe out humanity

Hopefully it hits Tel Aviv, Seattle or jew York

express.co.uk/news/science/1148808/NASA-asteroid-danger-Asteroid-FT3-hit-earth-October-NASA-news

archive.is/KoVZ7

Or Silicone Valley

Fucking finally desu

Thanks

thats all nice and dandy, but secretly i wish it would hit me and end my miserable life

Ganbatte, asteroid-chan!

>75275▶
>HAPPENING! ASTEROID FAGS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG, WE'RE ALL GOING TO
woooo the trifecta

>The Express
Yeah nice source faggot. Sage.

FUCK YES END THIS FUCKING CLOWN WORLD

Didn't they say the same exact shit last year?

Rawlin' for Ireland

Some say a comet will fall from the sky
Fuck this gay earth. End it.

COMETS ARE BIGGER SO YEAH BEST PART EVERYONE WILL SEE FOR WEEKS BEFORE IT HITS.

If it happens (doubtful) I pray to God the Father and all the Archangels and Saints that it lands on Israel

I think I would prefer Jew York City.

>Chance: 1:11000000
Wake me up another time.

I hope it hits Canada.

>We'll get to see everyone's colours
Hah, at least I could spend a month laughing my ass off

TOOL!!

>The odds of impact translate into a 0.0000092% chance of cataclysm or a 99.9999908% chance the asteroid will miss Earth.
So nothing is going to happen. Gotcha

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MST3K Bone hopefully. Joel talks too much.

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Is the name of the asteroid wormwood?

Don't worry, guys. I'll catch it. :)

>340m in diameter
>weighs 55,000,000,000kg
>20.37km per second
Lightweight, can't even destroy large shitholes.

rollin for tel aviv or melbourne

Its inevitable... just know...
Have you played the final level of Hitman 2? The "Ark Society" Elites cashing out to buy safety "cataclysm"... truly the most recent redpilled game ive played.

but here:
youtube.com/watch?v=WruCxsh8mfw

Hits Africa and erases an overwhelming majority of the worlds Niggers with miraculously limited damage elsewhere.

>might hit
>will probably pass millions of miles away as usual

with your asshole i bet :^)

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wont happen, Im not that lucky.

Just another left wing ruse to stop Brexit!

Nothing ever happens.

>about one in 11,000,000

China or Africa, would be nice to reduce the massive populations of shitskins, preferably the asians because the niggers are easy to kill.

That....that will be a great bday present if it hits near the end of October.

Close, with my foreskin.

perfect hit!

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Because >NASA-asteroid-danger-Asteroid-FT3-miss-earth-October-NASA-news
Just doesn't bring the money in.

They keep doing this, releasing these scare stories, each one as fake as the last but ramping up the tension anyway. If something like this was going to happen the last thing they'd do is advertise the fact.

Although the ramping up of tension is always deliberate so maybe something more terrestrial in origin is planned.

I always get about halfway through a headline like this before I stop and check the URL.
>.CO.UK
>Disregard

h-ha.....

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can confirm

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Who cares? The earth will keep on spinning.

learn to swim

>this
There is no "might" when it comes to orbital trajectory. It either will or it won't.

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I like this me me already.

While everyone is fucking praying for the ones they hate to get booped on the head with this firery menace from hell, I'll pray it splits into a tiny million pieces and bops No one and falls harmlessly into Antartica.

what damage can it do if it hits? can it kill everyone on earth?

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Hopefully it hits like 100 miles off the US west coast and the wave swallows the entire western seaboard including mexico!

Please Africa or just in the ocean, I know New York is really funny guys but I actually don't want to die. I want an asteroid that only kills Jews for that

>Be me
>Depressed and black pilled dude with a history of abuses and violence
>Find the inner strength to fight back at life
>Get a degree and land a good job in UK starting in September
>Ends up utterly BTFO by some big space stone after an impossible redemption arc
>Weird flex but it is ok

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>0.0000092%
youtube.com/watch?v=zMRrNY0pxfM

NASA means deception in Hebrew

What happened to the asteroid that the world governments was keeping a secret and was going to Target every city on Earth two months ago?

can destroy big megalopolis if hit it. Rest of the world will not even notice.

>>Believing the Express of all newspapers
Actual retards

my man, it is foretold praise KEK!

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Fake news fellow Catalonian fag

>space is toyally real this time
Haha nope

How stupid do you have to be to believe an extinction event is statistically likely in our lifetimes ever? Jow Forums stupid. Only ~10% of you broke 100 IQ on that nordcuck mensa test lmao, you should be embarrassed.

Odds are it either lands in the ocean, or some worthless area like Africa/South America/Central Asia.

Nothing of value will be lost.

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>express

No.

If it does hit, is it anywhere near my shitty little island? Guessing I'm fucked either way.

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it's not an astroid

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It's not 180 times, it's 200,000 times!

Stop getting my hopes up.

These slide threads just keep getting better and better.

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wtf is going on? Armageddon arriving already? Alright dude.

Será en octubre...

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End of thread.

newshub.co.nz/home/new-zealand/2019/07/unusually-bright-and-long-meteor-spotted-above-taupo.html

>This shit again
What are they distracting from

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The express is literally a comic. It's onion tier.

Unless a white hat country sends a probe on the asteroid with a ionic engine attached to it.

A microscopic change in the course of the asteroid and you can just choose which Zog base you want to obliterate from the face of the earth.

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That "asteroid" is a global bank crash. Get ready boys.

impact will be exactly where?

oh please hit uni starts in oktober

Step on me, asteroid-chan.

Hoping for California earthquake and asteroid impact