>main character quits a drone bugman life working for a corporation to run a farm and live the trad life, helping to sustain a village
>the corporation is called (((Joja))
>one of the missions is to give a black character a watermelon
is stardew valley /our game/ lads?
Better download it before it gets pozzed
very relaxing game you can sink countless hours into made by one guy
I heard you can adopt fags in this game. Is this true?
Love this game. Have it on PC and on Nintendo Switch. Like it better on the Switch.
Have sex
This dude made 60 million dollars from the game
What’s the difference?
SIXTY FUCKING MILLION WHY LIVE IF I"M NOT THAT SMART
haley is best wife
The Crypto market is currently your last easy chance to get rich quick.
>This dude made 60 million dollars from the game
WHAT?
Isn't it so kind of shitty rpg maker game?
How on earth?
Can somebody please give me the quick gestalt on this game and its politically incorrect implications?
Is this some kind of minecraft retardness?
I've been considering buying it for the past couple of days actually. It's supposed to be like Harvest Moon and Rune Factory where you start a farm and live off the land, then get married to a 3.14 qt and start a family. Basically like western civilization itself, you as a man build something great.
>not downloading based mods.
>I've been considering buying it for the past couple of days actually. It's supposed to be like Harvest Moon and Rune Factory where you start a farm and live off the land, then get married to a 3.14 qt and start a family. Basically like western civilization itself, you as a man build something great.
Plebbit unironicallt gave me a good answer:
> It's a well-made Skinner Box that feeds on pretty much every psychological trick games have learned to exploit over the years. It even triggers the retro nostalgia feeling to camouflage what it actually is. Gameplay-wise it holds extremely little value for an adult mind and is filled with a ton of rote chores.
> I suppose they are only chores if you do them IRL or for work in someway. There is always something idealized about the "simple" life of a farmer that the game gets and encourages you to explore.
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i don't have a wife yet is it worth?
might cuck clint
Well, it includes cuckoldry, and all of the romance options suck, so maybe pirate and try before you buy. If you don't like idle clicker games the gameplay probably won't interest you, either.
It's legit an inferior harvest moon game.
>jealousy issues
Is there an option to kill her?
There might be a mod for it, but I doubt it. Though there is a mod to marry the little girl, so I guess anything is possible.
It runs better on the switch
fucking caroline u hore
only because the resolution is a lot lower.
oh no no no
Didn't this used to be called Harvest Moon?
it's so wholesome, i played for hours with my gf.
>that one of locals is my daughter
>one of locals
Unplayable.
You can break the steam summer sale with this game. I got my badge to level 179 just by harvesting a few hundred wheat plants.
Took my profile from level 10 to level 57 in like 2 hours. It’s 10 points per plant harvested and I did like 1,300 wheat.
Welp, guess that settles that. Glad I saved a few bucks now.
Make maker of harvest moon admitted that this game is closer to what he's been trying to do for years.
HM/Rune is a joke now. HM64 was pretty good though.
the game literally has a nigger scientist man with a white wife
based
Do the $5 discounts stack? I might still buy this to rack some of those up if you can.
The scientist in the town is a nigger. Pretty sure the creator is just as faggy as anybody in the modern gayme industry, but the game is still comfy.
Disgusting
Yeah you can stack them pretty much infinitely, at least you could last week.
>inferior
LOL
And?
LMAO THAT'S FUCKED WHY
meh
haley is the only one that actually changes, she goes from thot to wholesome qti and stays that way
>is it worth
you get some qt scenes, then marry, then she lives on your house
it's not really developped, but i would say it's worth doing it at least once
It’s repetitive and childish. It’s for girls.
Blacks are anti-civilization and shouldn’t be within 1000 miles of a White woman.
It's pretty much "fuck corporations, this land is mine" kind of game.
basically every white mans wet dream.
Have your own land in a friendly community.
A pupper running around. No degeneracy in 200 miles. Your kids are white.
I don't understand why are you shilling this fucking game. It's shit. I've liked it more when it was called harvest moon. This friendly community of yours is rife with faggotry. None of the bitches is even worth the effort.
this game is fucking ancient why are you retards discussing it now
anyone played this cool new game called GOLDENEYE i just heard about... u fuckin clowns
my goat is called aisha