If different countries/ethnicities/races would be fantasy creatures what would aryans be? Us, Polacks obviously dwarves since we are or were known for our hospitality and most of us aren't too high. I guess kikes would be goblins and niggers would be orcs. What about others like mutts and chinks?
If different countries/ethnicities/races would be fantasy creatures what would aryans be? Us...
Leo Turner
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Matthew Lewis
Question is. What would a Cetacean Humanoid be?
Sebastian Davis
I forgot to mention that most Poles are alcoholics and we have quite some mountain areas.
Levi Sanders
I think i'm Dwarfish. I'm very hospitable and martial in spirit but also hate confrontation.
Lucas Davis
someone who's known for living by a sea and having a huge navy. Maybe you bongs?
Colton Turner
Asians would be goblins due to their numbers. Aryans would be halve elves ironically, but would be working to unlock their full glory through uegenics.
Dylan Gutierrez
Strayans are wood elves. Cheeky motherfuckers who lure adventurers to their death for shits and giggles, and evict cunts in our forest.
>fuck off, our forest is full
Jason Edwards
Possibly. They are also run by women too except the females are bigger than the males. youtube.com
Cooper Scott
That's something along the lines of what Himmler thought.
Christian Cox
Asians : Pandaren
Native Americans : Tauren
Jamaicans : Trolls
Aztec/Maya/inca : Zanadalari trolls
Joseph Ramirez
Pagan aryans are elves
Caleb Moore
elves are forest kike gypsies tho
Depends on whose folklore you look at really
Noah Lee
I think that aryans would be like blood elves from WoW
Bentley Wood
Aryans are high elves. Pale, aloof, aristocratic, superior.
Benjamin Diaz
>folklore
The only lore that matters is that of /ourguy/ "Orcs are actually niggers" - Tolkien
Hudson Collins
Blonde hair, nowdays golden eyes, used to be blue I think they would fit perfectly
Wyatt Moore
Idk, but imagining a bunch of wood elves hanging about and heckling people walking through the woods in a bogan as fuck accent got me rolling.
Ryder Jones
I thought poles would be witchers
Nathan Young
or that
Joseph Brown
blood elves from Warcraft were megacucks
don't forget that every Windrunner sister got bred by a human
Night elves were based though
Andrew Garcia
Sounds just about White.
t. 5.5 Dwarven Masterrace.
Levi Young
makes sense, belfs are just larping faggots pretending to be righteous paladins and shit but really they're just drug addict retards who ruin everything they touch and don't follow any real righteous doctrine at all, they just kill things and say it was for holy purposes or something
Ethan Jenkins
Chase Myers
Tolkien already turned us into fantasy:
Brits, Germans, Danish... : Rohan
Nords and slavs: Various Tribes (Dunland, rhovanion.. Etc)
Meds : Gondor
Ancient Romans and Greeks: Númenor
Rest of shitskins orcs and southrons.
You won't find any other fantasy novel this accurate.
Bentley Adams
I think that night elves are too savage to be considered aryan like
Jason Evans
Aryans? Well this is obvious. We'd be the humans
Jack Thomas
>P*leniggers are obviously Uruk-Hai brought in by Cucktholic traitors, squatting on lands that aren't theirs
true
Hunter Powell
night elves are South american indians
Carter Russell
Ryder Perez
Sounds just right, that's why dwarves are the master race - friendly, you can always have fun with them and a nice talk, really good friends that you can rely on
Josiah Parker
Finally, someone said it. Meds = Gondor.
The characters name is Aragorn for christ sake, why do anglos deny this?
Chase Cook
kek
Austin Wright
I always find myself being cut off during a really good conversation on Jow Forums just when it was getting really good. Am I some Dwemer or something?
Leo Rivera
Why do you even need to ask that? It's pretty clear in norse myth that the light-elves from Ljosalfheim (lightelfhome) are the higher race of Heimdallr.
Asher Hall
Just wanted to get the conversation going and see what people think
Christian Cook
This is your brain on World of Memecraft
Owen Cox
>ywn visit a fantasy world and have a life changing adventure with bittersweet turns but a happy ending after everything
we'll see each other some day, Geralt
Elijah Ward
NA blacks would be gibberlings.
Leo Davis
Frogs would be elves because they're fucking pussies with a really beautiful language.
Jackson Gray
>and most of us aren't too high
chyba cię pojebało ty debilu. Wsadź se w dupę swoje inspiracje światem fantasy.
Parker Green
Poles are witchers wtf
Henry Wright
W dupe to ty sobie wsadzałeś, pedale jebany.