I am empress astana

I am empress astana.

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ok fag

kitty wants pets now

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Hello Empress Astana, I'm grandpa.

fpbp

Hello.

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You say it.

why are all germans retarded

We are not germans. We are holy.

thanks ameribro

based

Gaia :)

Sides, my!

Our ships are coming.

Is that you Florian?

Old body. Throw away.

You're getting rid of bodies now? I'm not sure it's a good idea to be admitting that on the internet.

So what's happened since you saved the world? Keep me updated

We are returning to gaia and the fleet is coming.

Where is Gaia ? I thought earth was gaia? Who's controlling the fleet? Who is coming?

Gaia was our former self. Earth the invaders. Fleet under control by dad.

Oy Vey

not if i can help it

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Oberster admiral.

Why are you communicating in such short sentences? If you don't want to talk why make a thread?

Are we the invaders? Whose dad controls the fleet? What was Gaia like?

It was painful. So much pain. It HURT. Please return me to my old body.

Ouranos and Ge were not what as described were / are they?

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What hurts you? What took you out of your old body?

Parasites. They feasted on my soul.

Where did the parasites come from?
What body are you in now?

Hell. Body is this

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How is that different to your old body? The beard?

And no offense, but the facial hair doesn't suit you. You look like a teenage muslim boy.

based brazil

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It was lucifers body. Fucking shithead i am in so much pain.

Just one question Astana. Why are you named after the capital of Kazakhstan. Or is it just a coincidence?

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Elven town.

Mt Ararat = Caucus Mts.

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Gobleki Tepe = Babel

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I knew there was funky stuff there.

Hello brother.

What part of you hurts?

Shell.

Long time. 9998 years.

hello how are you your Pyramid Guy right? were have been operating parallel to one anoyjer for awhile now

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What is the shell?

Holy fuck mate , answer in full sentences, this is starting to feel like text adventure game.

maybe i can help fren

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I think he/she means the epidermis and the stuff around the coelom.

I have activated home defense and energy transmission but im very weak. Usa. North america. Blocking the flow of time.

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Yeah I have those infographics. I was asking Hanz a question.

i can Imagine the are preventing the Vril? is it them again? idk it got heated up until the 4th but i took a few days off who are these Chuds and or Shitskins and why do they Venerate a Black Cube?

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then why are you asking are (((you))) a shell?

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That ain't Hans.

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They are coming. Please hurry.

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We are Do Not Worry Trust the Plan Goy its been happening has noone else felt it?

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He posted a picture, it's Florian.

What will they do when they arrive?

175.000.000

He hasn't been possessed by some Alien right?

cleaning

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Alien parasite.

Where and when was that?
How did you get infected ?

I think I have just the thing. youtube.com/watch?v=leOdH-FBWTY

What is 9998 years ?

>inb4 transformer

when did this happen i was attacked by a daemon the night of the DNC debates was warned not to but Fox runs in the background and they blasted my ass

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This kills the Archons. youtube.com/watch?v=leOdH-FBWTY

I randomly appeared in this dimension and then there was torture and then they tried to lock me into my own soul and then there was a dimensional shift. But OH! I found bestest technology ever. Limitless water making.

idk some guy in Portugal gave it to me

does it tie into the fued with Cain AND Abel? the the animosity between the SEEDS?

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Someone let /x/ out of the box again?

Probably the experimental satellites being tested by daddy musk

How did you find that technology? How were you tortured?

fuck off hanz

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Called it! I knew it was elves the whole time dab

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hmmmmmmm memeflaggots
let me guess
but hey were just some good goys

Also Musk is on MY side not YOURS so gtfo

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FUCK OFF
WE'RE FULL

Technology i found because i collected it from the aether. You can do ANYTHING with it.

How do you build it? Or was it already made?

Can you use it to get laid? Have you?

You did kill the parasites right?

No technology is to make matter out of nothing. And energy.

Yes completely.

HAIL ASTANA! HAIL ASTANA ! HAIL ASTANA!

Show tits

I'm all for discussing alternative ideas about our reality, but this /x/ tier larp bs can stay on the schizo board.

i think he is wrangling with it now?

then what is the issue?

Zero Point Energy? it is what were working for right guys?

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May the Aeons be with you.

What have you used it for so far?

>empress astana
Imperial tits or gtfo

See
Also, Jesus was elvish

Forget zero point. This tech is holy and infinite. NOTHING BETTER!

you're on the Schizo Board or did you forget your meds already?

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we are angels stuck on earth.
I believe I almost escaped, but my right wing broke and I fell back to earth.

oh i think i know what you mean fren

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Its intertwined with my dna. I cant lose it and it can never be misused. Get it. Its CRITICAL!

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Astana sounds almost like the capital of Kazakhstan. And lemme tell you, no one likes Kazakhstan, bunch of fucking narrow-eyed shitskins

alien.

tits or gtfo

What are you going to use it for?