Why don't you own a sword, Jow Forums?

mount a bayonette, herpa-derp

Something on the order of a machete seems more practical, especially indoors.

I own a dagger
but here we have guns so swords are obsolete

Never do, I have 20 20 round magazines loaded

I do. why don't you own a gun?

But why tho. Why not use a mace instead

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A sword is sturdier, and can chop as well as stab.

I do own a sword actually.

>too poor
no excuse in the US
hi points are ugly as shit but they work, and they're $150

I fail to see those last a year in a SHTF scenario.

swords are trash, I own a waggon

Jesus Christ. Here in a month I’ll be able to buy a great rifle and 1000 5.56 rounds for less than a 1000 dollars.

nice
perfect for beating niggers

OP pic set me back $400. Everything's expensive here.

One .308 is enough to take down 2 niggers at once, and it only cost me $1200

Because I own a bunch of guns, as well as a kabar combat knife. Swords are neat but you arent going to be deflecting my 7.62x39

It'll still run out at some point.

Knifes are better tho.

Typical eurocuck lmao. We got guns you faggot

Maybe you, but I’ve also got a stock pile of ammunition

"Use a weapon that works every time"

- U.S.M.C. wisdom

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You can have both.

An infinite one?

>Be faggot
>Live in mums basement
>Browse Jow Forums to be "cool"
>Claim to have loads of guns
>in reality have none, because faggots cant have guns

stfu faggot

>/kINo

you have no culture though ;)

I have a really nice axe instead.

These days a sword is a Rifle. So I have a Rifle and an Axe.

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Hattori Hanzo

run

Because they are all overpriced shit China made metal.

You mean big knife

Because my hatchet and Taurus 692 does a damn fine job, I don't need a 3rd wheel.

Not if you dish out good money.

I own a SIG 553 with a bayonet and a P226. Thats good enough.

For clerics only. If everyone in Texas is not armed with some kind of bladed weapon and walking around with it strapped, that'd be so shameful.

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a rifle with bayonette has greater reach, it's like a spear

>literally speaking English on an American politics board
Oh the irony

The same reason I don't own a fedora.

>not owning a spear
>current year +3
Never gonna make it.

youre not english, youre a mutt, thats not your culture either ;)

I should've pointed out that people need to get a spear as well.

Get it? 'Point'ed out.

If you get challenged to a duel and you don't have a sword you'll get auto-humiliated.

>jealous car thief

I own knifes and daggers

If I get challenged to a duel I will politely decline and ask the gentleman if he'd rather have a Dr. Pepper and talk about things instead.

gotcha

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1000 rounds of 5.56 = $300
So your getting a "good" rifle for $700?

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just put your spear away and start throwing rocks while slowly jogging backwards

Nice axe. I've been looking to buy something cool like a bearded axe or something with a spike on the other end. On topic, here is my sword.

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Lol you fucking weeb.

MAX AMMO

Any recommendations for a nice sword? I don't want a piece of shit either.

>he doesn’t have a bushmaster ar-15

It's illegal for me to do so.
Unless you make it useless and blunt.

Meh I've got 4,000 rounds of rifle ammo and I live in a small country town with farms all over. I'll be okay. Let the grid go down, I dont need it.

Buy an Albion sword if you have 1-2 grand to burn.

In America, get one from Albion Swords if you have the money. If you don't, get the Cold Steel Hand-and-a-half sword.

Albion swords are sound. Cost you though.

>he pays $150 for his hipoint
>doesn't get it for $20 dollars at auction
>its like you want to be rich

Any anons can recommend a sword for a beginner? I own machete, axe, knives etc. Looking to get into swords.

Sucks. Mine's forged in Germany. Can't you get a license? I got one here.

Why are guns so fucking expensive?

Well, this is it Jow Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. FE

Live stream link + further explanation:
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Cold Steel polypropylene training sword. You need to build underarm muscles before you start swinging a real sword around.

>Why don't you own a sword, Jow Forums?

Because a long weapon that requires a back-swing is totally worthless for home defense. Also, im not an obese anime/fantasy/capeshit retard who is unaware of this fact.

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>requires a back-swing
They require about 30cm of cutting space to gain enough momentum to severely wound.

Also, stabbing.