Switzerland, Germany, and Austria

The Swiss make chocolate and cuckoo clocks.
The Germans make beer and silly dances.
The Austrians make geniuses.

Fuck Germany.

Austrians are ok.

Whiter than you, mehmet

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is that you?

jew banks

being fags

No one cares about your opinion mongrel.

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Clean my toilet cocksucker! LOL

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We hate the Germans

your woman are the biggest sluts
they fall for you the moment the relise you are german
i have seen polish girls dating german beta males because even them are better than the polish man

Any specific reasons?

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Cold.

Germany is our queen, and our slave.

Switzerland is one of the most prosperous and best ruled countries in human history, and the most pathetic, passive shithole on this continent at the same time.

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nah this is just 300 year old larping

They have a huge stick up their ass, they're unfriendly as fuck, they invade our country to exploit our excellent universities (free tuition).

Swiss people are based tho, love me some schwitzerbro

I do, sandnigger

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Which is a good thing, I love Austria and Switzerland, mountain area does something to people.

We should breed with good looking polack women for lebensborn

Germany and Austria are two retarded brothers. Switzerland is a distant relative hot chick, who pretends not to know them.

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They are our retarded little brothers

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I´m not a sandnigger mongrel, but you still should kill yourself cocksucker, LOL

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this flag ends up in my rare collection

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Austrians are related to Bavarians and we Swiss-Germans are related to the Alemannic people in Baden-Württemberg, so there is some kind of a sibling love but mostly hate relationship between us. We'll give any foreigner here in Switzerland a much easier time than we would give it to a Swabian. The rest of Germany is meh.

>little brothers
But 'Germany' was created last so you're the little brother.

>distant relative
We speak literally the same dialekt as the people in Baden-Württemberg, Baden and Swabians are closer related to Swiss-Germans than to any other German. We had our Alemannic regions and customs before Switzerland and Germany was even a thing.

And to add, i'm not saying that so that we can claim Konstanz even though the people there basically speak Swiss-German.

Austrians are the worst people on earth. the way they talk is the biggest torture you can do to a human being. they are the shitty subhumans who didnt make it to germany and they are very jealous of it.

Also Switzerland is the biggest jew country on earth. they give money to corrupt bankers and arm dealers and also stole our gold after ww2 instead of EVER helping us in one fuckin war.

also austrians and swiss people are arrogant as fuck

You have destroyed Europe and with it the white race and yet you still think that you deserve to be heard. Kys muzzie roach

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And I destroy you and your mother, cocksucker. No one gives a shit about your jewish, slave country. Hang yourself kike lover.

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> Reading Germany - Austria - Switzerland drama like:

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lol kys mohammed

Someone who sits in the glass house shouldn't throw stones my friend.

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Austrians are a bit sad because of Anschlussverbot!
Unfortunate they need our Autobahnen without general speed limit, and we need their politicans.

>'ate germans
>'ate arabs
>'ate albanians (NOT an animal abuser just don' like em
>'ate the EU
>'ate the EU courts
>'ate welsh cunts

>luv me cantons
>luv me dialects
>luv me UN
>luv austria
>luv me bundesrat
>luv me guns

Simple as

The truth is austrians are autistic farmers who are not intelligent enough to make it into germany. their brains lack of function, all they can is feeding pigs and clean shit out of their farms. they are the worst subscum in europe.

Swiss people are arrogant they think they are something "special" but are the most boring and shittiest humans on earth. they only reason switzerland exists is because we didnt nuke them yes and warlords, corrupt politicians and bankers and finanicing this moutain jew shithole

You need our Autobahnen way more then we need yours. Berlin is suing the Tyrolian government now for not letting a million fucking trucks roll through our beautiful country.

You got me there.

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these plus the czechs are truly the white man's countries.

t. the youngest nation in Europe

Because your Autobahn is simply shit.

czechs are tier 8 subhumans did you ever smell a czech? they dont even shower

Switzerland= Albania
Germany, and Austria = Turkey

the muzzies have to go. you should either pressure them out or round them all up.

you forgot crotia, serbia, kosovo, bosnia, montenegro, syria, poland

>luv me UN
Gross.

i like their guns, porn, architecture and beer.

I've toured enough through europe to know that german autobahnen are the worst except for italy. Every 2km there is a construction site and don't forget that you use subpar beton blocks instead of alpha asphalt like your superior neighbour in the south

>I like there porn
Kill yourself degenerate

What do you think of Serbs?

Bergossis complaining...

at least its under construction, not like in your shithole subhuman country where the turks not even work

i dare ya fucker

Our country is so fucking beautiful, even chinese shitheads are copying full towns and rebuilding them 1:1 in their commiland

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Strangely enough I never met too many of them, so I can't really form an opinion.
There was, however, an incident where a serbian guy beat up the former school ADHD guy so hard that one of his kidneys nearly detached.

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> t. Mehmet Davutoglu

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>relationship
Fiends, Allies, Brothers in mind
Simply said : Anschlussgebiet

If you were swiss you'd not differentiate between albos and serbs. They are all just "Yugos" for any true white swiss person. All trash that needs to get deported back to their shithole.

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"Am deutschen Wesen soll die Welt genesen", right?

Nice display of your true character, Hans.

You haven't seen our full potential yet Hans.

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Why are the Chinese like this? Not even we do that.

They’re all slavic

ugh... what could have been...

All the evidences over the years make me think to a gay one.

>Vorarlberg

Trust me, you don't want them.

Germany will soon integrate Switzerland into the German Reich.
Doing so, you will get rid of jews like So you will benefit from it.

Yawn...

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Fuck no we don't want you.
Never did.

As if jews like you have a say in this process.

>German Reich

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There are yugos who look whiter than some swiss

Fuck of nigger german autism has never suited us. We have our own brand of that.

>Como
>Varese

Are those guys become fucking crazy?

Ticino will make a revolution and become independent if there is an attempt to join with North Italian regions.

Hasn't Schengen already done enough damage?

We all like to talk shit to each other like all good brothers do but as soon we have to face some shitskins you can bet your ass we all go berserk for one another, don't forget that there was never a vote on that fucking migration BS and there is no free speech so the kikes and shills can keep all the fucking boomers dumbed down ...that will change soon!

being this delusional.
What's next, Liechtenstein gaining world domination?

You think too small.

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>Fuck of nigger german autism has never suited us. We have our own brand of that.
I see, your comment is evidence of that.

>Annexing random land without any historical context
Yikes, that's something only a CVP voting Appenzeller with his gay earring would think about.

>he dosn't know about the mountain nukes

enjoy the ottomans, while you inherit all the fucking problems of this fucking continent

and i go chill with my hansa fellas

sure shlomo, nuke the territy you wanna occupy beforehand.

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Don't know what's going on in North Italy but if they just half as based as the people in Ticino then it should be fine. Isn't God Emperor Salvini North Italian? Can't be worse than the Romands.

have fun at the beach??

what's going on here's :DDDDDD

mountainniggers are afraid of coast lines.
Unknown territory

>land without any historical context
What gives? It has geographical context and therefore cultural context. Maybe the Sardniggers are the odd ones out but still mountains and beaches nevertheless.
>cvp
I hate those traitors as much as you do.

Not even Adolf dared to do that, Hänschen Klein. We've been throwing you guys out since 1291.

Why are you even posting here? Don't you have to do some more work for your 2000 Euro slave wage? And give 40% to Achmed so he can rape your sister?

Is this supposed to be triggering? Germany is glorius whether the first among equals are the Swiss, Austrians, Dutch, Saxons or Prussians.

First of all, i pay my own wage and second, it's way higher per month than your annual salary.
Third: What do you know about Adolf and the future to come under my rule?