Main fleet aproaching earth. Welcome them home

Fleet on the way.

Fuck you faggots go back to the moon if you can even get past the firmament I told you faggots this is what we get for being nice to these fruits

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First human admiral. Accepted.

Awesome, always wanted to meet our extraterrestrial neighbors

Vitschafter.

Checked for perfect sevens of truth.

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Go away, don't get infected

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Vischafter. They will contact you first. Be ready.

Can I get a link, or source?
I just want the ayys to come already.

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ok we'll get something going now wont we

>check'd
T2G lets get it

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>INB4 META

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Fuck you nigger
sage

fuck off space niggers we're full

you can crash on the moon if you want

Are aliens white?

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I erased you from the afterlife for trying to posit yourself as me

WELCOME SPACE NIGGERS!!!

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Family reunion!

Fake and gay

I mean, it really will be fun if they arrive. Lots of happening threads. Waking up, rejoicing with friends that we aren't alone. Etc.

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O shit.

You dummies this is a slide thread for all the pedo shit coming to light. UFO shit always blows up as a last resort when SHTF for these people. That being said, I do think aliens exist, the timing is just alway fucking convenient, especially with the sightings getting more obvious. Unless they are deciding to visit us because the factions of light are actually imprisoning the guilty. Who the fuck knows anymore.

You are right.

Hello reptile overlord

Fuck off space niggers we’re full
You can crash on the moon if you want.

earth is full space niggers go back

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Daily reminder that we are a Reptilian colony.

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>TFW the aliens are refusing contact because they know niggers would chimp-out and loot everything
>they're doing it for our own good

Runion is ready.

Word of the day is
>

22 hours. Final transmission.

My boby is redy.

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Selfie on the bridge, ayynon.

Im meeting personally.

thulsa doom

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>namefags

Sage

take this paranormal conspiracy shit to faggot

Alien user dont forget about us

Family runion steht kurz bevor. Ready up, make a nice face. Be nice.

That photo is from /x/, the thread was scrubbed after 2 posts.

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Thank you german Q, we appreciate your work for us.
Ready for the plan.
#####nigger######

checked.

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Plan forger. You.

...

Hello aliens! :))

samefagging with vpn

Yeah, but what are those visual artifacts and where is the picture from?

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Soon user, soon.
Keep your head up, Kali Yuga ends in a couple of years.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4vkR1G_DUVc

FINALLY TOGETHER!!!

I thought Kali Yuga was just starting.
I understand my time is limited though. Thought I would have more fun.

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TOGETHER. We will build a brighter future.

I don't trust phrases like that anymore. I mean, if I wanted my future brighter. I could just plan to turn on a lamp or something.

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take meds/have sex

>saucer touches down in time square
>a tall and lean ayy walks out
>ayy studied our language and customs from our broadcasts
>patiently awaits crowd to calm and journos to position themselves
>"It's the jews, stupid."
>ayy turns and withdraws to craft and flies away
>headlines that day:
>"Why the wisdom of an interstellar species doesnt mean as much as you might think"
>nothing changes
>one year later talk of the craft that landed in the largest intersection in the world is just an anitsemitic conspiracy theory

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>meds not taken √
nimm deine tabletten achmed.

checked.
Picture is from a Brazilian user iirc, and an user manipulated them a bunch to show they weren't just pasted in the photo or photoshopped.
Here is the thread talking about hte Original thread, where OP's photo was first posted
archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22857325

A little band-aid and you'll be fine ayyylmao

youtu.be/kVMQV0_ZlU0

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According to the Surya Siddhanta, Kali Yuga began at midnight (00:00) on 18 February 3102 BCE. It will end in 2025.

I wish this will be a turning event for all of us, I hate some of you faggots but deep down I hope we will all live together in harmony of the new world, whatever it might be.

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Would they take me with them? As long as I can bring my son, I’m ready to go.

Good guy. Prist.

Recruitments open for the whole day.

Settler.

What the fuck is a Prist?

Wenn wahr, bitte nimm mich mit. Aber nur wenn die ayys nett sind.

Open your mind and let the light fllow throw you.

And miss a opportunity to fight for the Reich, nah Wehrmacht is where it'll be.

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Die ayys sind die Besten! Dies gibt. Aber wir bleiben auch auf der erde präsent.

National guard.

>Die ayys sind die Besten!
Nazi ayys confirmed.

Yo don’t speak in Arabic

user ran it through a bunch of filters, checked for shops. Apparently its legit.
I really want to. I don't want to die on this dumpy hateful planet.

Linguist.

>we

No only chrsitians are

oh shit

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Give gaia your love.

I hope it's space Nazis so they wipe out the degenerates

People who say 'mayhap' or 'guesstimate' or any other conjugation of words like that should be publicly executed

I don't think the Bundeswehr even has a National Guard, but I think 'reservist' is a step down from enlisted soldat.

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Congratulations. You have all signed up for the best possible fate.

Sweet.
He said I'd get tired of winning. I haven't.

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T-t-thanks.

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Earth defenses disabled.

will the ayys make catgirls real

Catgirls do exist. Catalonians. They like to mate.

what is that supposed to be?

I have offered to be one of Earth's ambassadors. I do urge you all to be practicing your telepathy as it is one of the most common forms of communication among star nations.

Remember. When they come: DO NOT GET OFF THE BOAT!
Go IN and UP!
We are entering a golden age.
That is all.

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Listen to this man. Metaphysical teacher.