Why are Americans so fat but lean and ripped on Instagram?

Literally all American males on Instagram are lean, ripped and tatted up with fuckboi haircuts. We are not talking about a handful on there, it's the majority. They all look like Chads or potential Chads. The American women are posted on /b/ every single day in their hundreds of thousands and they all have bodies like supermodels.

Yet when you see a video like the Disneyland chimpout literally every person is fat as fuck.

What happens to all these millions of Instagram Americans in the real world? Why are they nonexistent outside the internet?

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Because 80% of americans hold all of the fat

I haven’t seen the video. Anyone have a link?

why is that kid dressed like that?

They die early from heart attacks

Big savings for social security

There's 325 million legal citizens in America. Those women are called instasluts for a reason. Many are legit hookers. Remember tag the sponsor. It's basically their backpage. The men comment is not even remotely true. Most people here are not attractive. Especially if you don't live in NYC,Texas or California

So, one of the biggest tourist spots in the entire world has fat people in it, and you can't grasp how a social media platform showcases more fit and attractive people versus the reality in a theme park filled with said tourists? Am I missing something or is the most retarded shit I've seen posted here in the past 6 minutes?

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aw, man, fuck you guys.
leave the poor little fat kid alone.

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Every time i see an American guy on Instagram he looks like this pic related. The British ones do too yet when you go outside here you do see a good share of muscular and fit guys walking around in among the fatties. Same with the women. I can walk down the street right now and see several lean athletic women with instathot bodies mixed in with everyone else. When i see public spaces in America and parks everyone there is fat, you don't see any of these gym people that are everywhere promoting gym and fitness culture online.

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Real Americans do not go outside and engage with the fatties, we work out in our homes and take mirror selfies

Sounds like a self-imposed prison?

It's not about being showcased. Every woman posted to /b/ is just an average American girl, nobody famous or being promoted and yet they all have pornstar bodies. These are just regular American girls not celebrities being "showcased"

They're on vacation, bro. It's a bulking week.

Nah you do it just depends where you are

Whenever I see this body type it just reaffirms that I am way stronger but am not as aesthetic in the eyes of normies, but I can't look at this without noticing how small his legs are.

America has over 300 million people, they don't all look the same.

> Imagine my shock

They hang out where other chads and staceys hang out. Unless you are a chad yourself you probably go to the places where all the fat fucks are.

>America has over 300 million people
56%, 49% among zoomers

You're retarded underage or both.

They settle, get married, have kids and get fat

Probably an employee.

That's a 6'3" Chad on roids, you are not bigger than him in muscles or dick, Chink. Yes, he's got his dick pics leaked.

>why is that kid dressed like that?

Disney humiliation fetish ritual

Your perception is skewed. there's probably a bell curve of attractiveness centered around 5/10 for women and 3/10 for men. I don't know how wide it is. But the vapid little plastic whores who give insta-fame a shot are probably in the top 1% of the distribution. You get 3 million in the us alone. You've probably only seen a tiny fraction.

Not saying i'm an instagram model but i'm tall and skinny so i'll use me as an example. We stay inside because it's a clown world. If you're good looking or have something someone else doesn't you're asking to get jumped. (yes people start shit with you for being better looking than them)

why dont small dick men make porn videos?

they do

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>What happens to all these millions of Instagram Americans in the real world? Why are they nonexistent outside the internet?
Project blue beans. all those Instagram people are deep fake neural network AI generated people

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90% of the people in that video aren't Americans.

Porn is full of trannies. You are jacking off to dude-chicks railing chick-dudes with fake dicks.