Can we be Jow Forums's favorite band. We're writing reactionary music. Can I get some material from Jow Forums?

Yes

youtu.be/v7DOnx9E8Cc

You stole my grass and you huffed all my gas. Theres one thing left baby. Don't tease me, just please me, I'm easy. How can you love me if you won't even squeeze me?

You're jailbait and your id is fake, hard lemonade baby. No shame, no games, no names. I'll be your teacher, we'll go under the bleachers.

Here's another classic:
youtu.be/SUqbbdTrCW0

Honestly I can clearly see your classical inspiration from these lyrics. You've really embodied the tenderness and subtle emotional care of a stern, paternal figure and the complex interplay of those awkward, blushing first times. Truly a traditionalist masterpiece and a bold newcomer to the reactionary movement. Never before has love come so completely alive than in your works.

kek

Not bad actually but the singer's trying WAY too hard. But hey, it worked for Danzig.
Nice sound anyway. Keep at it, retro rock's gonna be big in the 2020s.

youtu.be/zlCqgQMjuNw

Singers are always trying too hard, it's part of their job and their personality. Agree about the other musicians, they got some skills.

He's having fun. We did an outlaw country project together, and his singing was way sweeter.

Nothing wrong with having fun or joy.
youtu.be/ZxUmq2tOQ2Q

(dirigent who used to be a tenor, and exaggerating a lot to get the attention of the audience before the rest of the flashmob starts kicking in)