Fuck I wanna fuck Tulsi so bad. Imagine her doing a sexy hula dance, shes all greasy and oily from the pig luau nearby and her wife hips thrusting to the ukulele strings. Imagine Tulsi wearing nothing but a grass skirt and two coconuts and purple lay, her hair curly from the humidity. She dances over to you and takes off the coconuts to reveal puffy brown mommy nipples. Fuuuuuck imagine her sitting on your lap and guiding you into her, your diamond hard cock getting squeezed by her veteran pussy. Hnnnng imagine her leaning over you and she whispers: "Israel is an illegitimate apartheid state". Fuuuck imagine her jumping up and down your cock and she starts to moan in Hawaiian, telling you she wants you to cum harder than a kamehameha wave, hhhhhhhng, imagine her cumming and she wrapping her strong surfer thighs around your waist and she screams "allow civilian tanks!". Fuuuuuuuck imagine you two sweaty with pig grease and the beach tide coming in and out, a visual metaphor for your love making. Hnnnng imagine falling to the sand out of breath and ahe looks over to you and says "I can't wait for church tomorrow" and you two laugh and kiss. Imagine Tulsi taking the oath of office in 2020 fuuuuuuck
Elect this happy mommy for 2020
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Holy fuck you must be an indian cuckboi
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Sage. Your erotic fan fic has no place here.
Wtf is wrong with you americans???
Oh yeah?
I bet you guys got a fucking BONER reading this. Be honest...
Who is fantasizing about Tulsi irght now?
She is so hottttt
Peak yikes
Not only is your goblin candidate going to get less than 3% support... But she's a gun grabber who wants to give mass amnesty to illegal mexicans and reparations to niggers.
And don't even tell me about how she criticizes Israel. Because she's worse than a Jew. She would be the Jacinda Ardern of the United States.
Stop your nofap fellow Pekka, it's obviously not good for your mental health.
Also, would fug Tulsi.
She is the best option besides Trump and you know it. Might as well prepare for an epic showdown instead of getting a boring run off with Senile Sanders or something
>Wtf is wrong with you americans???
We don't want retarded indian trash democrat whores running the country.
>I bet you guys got a fucking BONER reading this. Be honest...
No, she's gross like fucking AOC
>She is the best option besides Trump and you know it.
That's why I'm voting Trump.
>No good footpussy pics
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The best post I've seen all day. She has my vote.
I want mommy to smack my dick with her shoe
Fuck off MtF POS, this cunt goes against any right leaning values.
Against guns
For immigration
For isreal
Hard pass
Why do you say this?
I agree with AOC, she got crazy eyes and crazy ideas.
Okay but support her until then plssssssss
Why do you call her that? She is great. I cannot even see one flaw....
I mean I agree with you that AOC is gross, not Tulsi tho
No just against some....
Additionally keep in mind that she is a democrat, ofc she has to pander to some of the democrat base in order to win the democratic primary. Think strategically....
There are no indians here
Hottest Mommy footage yet:
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So is trump.
We need more sexy pics man. I'm STAAAARRRVVVIIIINNGGGG HNNGNGNGG
She’s probably one of those girls who brags about her “self-cleaning oven.” I want her to stop using shampoo and body wash for a couple of weeks, though still showering with warm water, so she smells clean but natural. Also, no shaving of the body hair. Then I want her to sit on my face. I want to feel her hairy folds grind over my face until her scent overcomes me as I pass out with a smelly, shiny snail trail from my chin to my forehead. I want her extra, extra smelly but in a clean and natural way. I’ll bet her guts smell terrific.
Beat this
Thx for contributing by the way. We just need to wait a lil bit to get this fan fic thing going. Imagine all the INSTANT DIAMONDS posts soon to come. Fuuuuuuck
You people are gross. I unironically hope pretty much all of you on /pol die extremely long and unpleasant deaths.
SHOW TITS OR GTFO
I also bet you have nice, puffy pussylips hhhhhhhng
This is the greatest thread EVER.
We need MOOOOORE
Ok guys I have to do some things for a little bit. Make sure to contribute with some epic posts in the mean time, ok?. Kthxbye
You know, uh, just because she gets elected to an office doesn't mean you get to fuck her. Imagine her confiscating your guns while you're left with a half-chub, sadly crying "Mommy?"
We don't elect women President in this country. That's silly and stupid and something only foreigners do.
Don't listen to these edge lords- They're just shitposting. I bet you're an extremely intelligent, good looking person with high dating standard who only opens up her legs for the creme de la creme. I imagine that you look very cute in dresses and refuse to ever wear short hair and that you smell beautifully and smell like a literal goddess. Am I right?
She would never do that, she is a vet. And one day I'll get to fugg her, don't you worry....
She’s the only credible candidate and the Alt-Right will meme her un-ironically because she at least won’t go to war for Israel in the Middle East.
Imagine her getting her period one afternoon in the Oval Office. I'll bet she'd really make the place smell funny which would be awkward for visiting ambassadors or the Boy Scout troop that sold the most popcorn. And the secret service dogs would be extra affectionate toward her.
We gotta watch out with more and more people having mommy fetishes. She gotta stay pure for us, not end up fucking Chad from the boy scouts
1. She's a woman
2. Like McCain, she plays on her time in the military for political gain, while having a less eventful career than Crash McCain
3.She's not white
4. She's a gun grabbing harlot.
So, no. To hell with her. And, finally, do us all a favor and kill yourself.
Not very kind of you, sir. Besides Trump she is the best option and some would even argue that she is better than Trump
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didnt read lol
Fag
Tulsi is a part of ISKCON, a hindu cult started by a guru named Prabhupada.
We all know that Prabhupada caught Bhavananda das in 1976 raping young boys in Mayapur. How did Prabhupada punish him? Prabhupada sent Bhavananda away for a few months but then less than a year later Prabhupada had made Bhavananda into one of the 11 gurus who would succeed him. Prabhupada was either a homosexual pedophile himself, or apparently saw nothing wrong with his top disciples raping young boys. Either way, he is not a "pure devotee of God" because a pure devotee would not tolerate or engage directly in raping young boys. Even normal humans understand that homosexual pedophilia is the most evil thing.
As Prabhupada said many times, "you judge the tree by it's fruit". If ISKCON's members and devotees are all pedophiles or supporters of pedophiles, then the conclusion is pretty obvious, is it not? Prabhupada himself was a homosexual pedophile. That may explain why Prabhupada, a man in his late 70s, surrounded himself with young 18 year old male disciples?
But what about Prabhupada's preaching efforts, you ask? None of us would be devotees of Krishna without his preaching efforts, you say.
WRONG. Absolutely wrong. If you have the transcendental karma of becoming a devotee in this life, it does not depend on any material condition. The more mature of us were devotees in the previous life and probably life before that too. We would have found our way back to Krishna with or without Prabhupada, or rather IN SPITE of Prabhupada's preaching efforts.
I haven't found a single good person in ISKCON because if someone is actually a good person, they would have left long ago. The only people who stay in ISKCON are the criminals, sociopaths, and child molesters.
I hope the poison theory was true. I hope Prabhupada suffered in absolute agony during the last year of his life, as the arsenic which his disciples like Bhakti Charu Swami and Tamal Krishna Goswami were giving him, ate out his organs and gradually shut down his body. That agony is probably nothing compared to the agony that around 2000 young boys experienced in ISKCON's gurukulas, the boarding schools, where they were raped by homosexual pedophiles like Bhavananda das, Kirtananda das, Nitaichand swami, and their henchmen.
This is the same Bhavananda das who Alfred Ford demanded by the top manager of the construction of the 100 million dollar new temple in Mayapur, West Bengal, India. Everyone knows that Alfred Ford is a homosexual but he is also a homosexual pedophile too.
Anyway, Prabhupada is rotting in hell right now along with his disciples and followers who have died already. Remember, Prabhupada said that the disciples of a bogus guru will go to hell along with their guru. Do you want to go to hell? Then reject the monster known as Prabhupada, the homosexual pedophile known as Prabhupada, and sincerely seek out true vaisnava association. If you stay in ISKCON, you are going to hell and not even Krishna can save you. The real irony is that when Prabhupada was constantly ranting about bogus gurus, he was actually talking about himself, unknowingly. Actually, if you follow Prabhupada's absolutely sick, evil, hateful, and un-vaisnava-like teachings, you are already in hell in this lifetime. You don't have to die to see hell.
Didn't read lol
>expecting literally anyone to read this shit lmao
my nigga. have some free yous for your trouble
Based
some very mixed feelings on this thread lads
tulsi is not for lewd, but ill be monitoring this
MIND IDENTIFYING YOURSELF ?
This keeps showing up on here
oh i forgot to mention, Alfred Ford is the grandson of Henry Ford
We would never do ANYTHING lewd to mommy user, unless she asked ofc.
... On a private island in a bikini after having finished her surving
Are you someone important to speak to us like that?
Post feet
>bitchute
Could very well be doxxing actually
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Hans, leave it they are beyond redemption.
>Electing a woman
>Electing a democrat
Not even once.
She’s alright
Might as well get our first one then. Imagine that poster being actually tulsi lol
If this ends up being Tulsi. I'll make an exclusive Tulsi meme just for (You)
bump
Like Trump is settingbthe sniffle East on fire for Israel now.
Get lost Schlime
She’s better suited for Penthouse not the White House
nah im just some random. not sure if you guys should have sex or not have sex because its leading to some very good creative writing
Mommy Tulsi is getting wet reading our posts ;)
Open borders CUNT.
*Leg cross*