What happens in Oklahoma?

What happens in Oklahoma?

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Orgies

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This song describes it better than any of us could...

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I lived in OKC for a couple of years, I have never in my life been treated so badly by niggers and beaners, I don't know how the Okies put up with it and don't go postal on them.

Why are "fly over" states so based and redpilled?

The only thing I know about it is that Ted Bundy killed a bunch of people there in the 70's.

Never mind.
It was Utah.

Teepee niggers getting drunk on mouth wash.

Stillwater user report in.

Indians and meth.

918 niggers report in.

Rednecks.
Rednecks everywhere.

better version

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>literally nothing in the panhandle

OOF

Tell me more Ameribros

Very based desu. Way less spics than Texas, red as fuck.

t. lived in broken arrow, tulsa for 22 years

how are the orgies?

Me Grandma and grandpa live there ya fuck

Dodge the tornadoes in the spring
Dodge the heat in summer
Dodge the snow in winter
Dodge the niggers in Turley

Absolutely nothing, stay the fuck out, go to Texas.

Whites live in Edmond, not anywhere near spics and niggers.

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I live in east Texas and eastern Oklahoma is the shit. Beautiful area. I go probably twice a year. No hot bitches though.

Unfortunately non-existant,

>whites live in Edmond
>whites live in Dallas/Fort Worth
Fixed that for you.

you gotta be kidding me. really??

918 here. As long as you dont live in Tulsa or one of the meth towns, i would say that this is the best state in the union. Very few niggers and strong conservative values ect. ect

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Dallas
>he racial makeup of Dallas was 50.7% White, 25.0% Black or African American, 0.5% Native American, 2.9% Asian, 0.1% Pacific Islander, 17.2% from other races, and 2.7% from two or more races. 42.4% of the population was Hispanic or Latino of any race. Non Hispanic whites made up 28.8% of the city of Dallas.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edmond,_Oklahoma#Demographics

>As of the census of 2010, there were 81,405 people residing in the city.[4] The population density was 930 people per square mile (360/km2). There were 33,178 housing units in the city. 74% of residents self-identified as white. 5.7% self-identified as black or African American, 2.5% as Native American, and 3.1% as Asian. 5.8% self-identified as Hispanic or Latino. 6.8% reported 2 or more races.

Are you sure about that Juan?

As you can see by the people spreading disinfo in the thread, it's great, to the point where we have to pretend it's shit.

Californians completely ignore us. It's bliss.

>Oklahoman survival 101

>listing data from the whole of Dallas and not realizing that the wealthy whites live in the Suburbs of Dallas.
>he’s never been to the Fort Worth stock show
Funny how you’re calling me Juan when you’re obviously a poor tweaker that has never left the state of Okl*homa

>moving the goal post this hard
>the stoolwater COPE
Post your address so I can drive my large truck up there and make fun of your off campus shack.

Shady 580 here. Nogs everywhere in Lawton, but not as much in the few surrounding towns that arent crumbling to bits.
Pic related is wichitas.

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>being this mad that I’m doing my 4 years in this shithole state and getting out while you’ll be living in Oklahomo your entire life.
SAD!

lmao don't be scared. The worse that happens is you get fanny flustered even more. Maybe I can help you fill out your food stamp application so you can stop being such a poor OSU nigger.

How's the liberal arts degree coming along?

I’m in STEM, are you so angry that you had to go to your cousin in the trailer next to you and ask for backup?

Bro he's going to escape and make six figures starting in a red brick wall studio in the big city with that generic OSU engineering degree. This 20 something zoomer has it all figured out. I'm just a poorfag making 6 figures as a remote developer living like a God king in the land of low cost living.

Yeah what STEM program retard. I want to know what flavor of faggot I'm making fun of. Inb4 life long academia career STEM.

>he hasn’t taken the aviation pill

I literally work in aviation you idiot. Meanwhile you stutter applying for internships.

White people living in the rural areas. Many have escaped the nig filled cities.

>I work in aviation
So you pump avgas for me at the FBO? Thanks, Clyde!

The absolute state of butthurt OSU zoomers.

Tornadoes and depression

Looks like I hit the nail on the head, enjoy huffing that 100LL, big guy.

Tulsa backwards is A Slut

Why don't we get together and you can confirm it. Just post address for IRL bully friendo. Last chance to not be a pussy.

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>being autistic enough to post your address on Jow Forums
Now I can see why you live in OK and work at an FBO.

Hurricanes, inbreeding and armadillo-hunting.

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>The zoomer fears the IRL
lmao what a fucking pussy.

Not much honestly. We're kind of like a more white Texas but with better gun laws and weed, although we probably won't be for very long.

I'd like to apologize to everyone here for this. We keep most of our retarded trash at OSU and sometimes they manage to venture onto the internet.

You forgot to add nothing to do there cept get in your neighbors business

It’s pretty obvious to everyone here that you’re extremely insecure and upset. It’s okay, Clyde, just let it be.

but you haven't discussed the orgies.

OK used to have only a hand full of illegals... like 2... in 1990. By 2006 they started showing up banging into our cars and wrecking them then driving away real fast. Forward to 2018... it's now Tijuana with shit taco shops on every corner.

Pretty much like the rest of the US

Its okay user. Its quiet obvious hes a retarded spic since he thinks Dallas is white.

This state is literally telling you to go west

you nigger I took that pic!!!

This is the only correct answer in this thread

>What happens in Oklahoma?
Tornadoes, wheat and cows. Recently lots of fracking and earthquakes, buncha solar panels and windmills. Rednecks with guns playing with explosives. Pretty cool, the weather is a bit on the hot side for my taste.

918. About to get some taco mayo and pick up a whore on 11th later.

Ye you did.

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>I don't know how the Okies put up with it and don't go postal on them
By living out of the city where there are a bunch of white people with guns and pickup trucks. My mom is probably about 70 now, see says when she was young there were still "sundown" towns.

don't make me come after you with a switch

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>11th st whores
Are you broke?

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You watch your tongue faggot

My whole family lives in Seiling.

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sorry dad

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Ive been to Lawton when i was in army. Many years ago now. Shot some cool guns.

Do they steal the street signs like they do in north Tulsa? makes it a bitch to get through when highway 75 has all lanes closed

This is a photo I took driving through OK. It’s depressing and full of meth heads but it is kind of pretty in places.
I drove through a town called Stratford and the people looked broken. Like they had been abandoned by the country.

I've stopped at that place. Around there somewhere, my brother nudged me--we're on the highway going fast--I look out the window and there under God's sun, a biker and his gal on the queen seat behind him, topless.

It's pretty obvious that you got BTFO and decide to shitpost like a retarded no degree child.

Should have deleted first sentence not going to put photo up because I’m on my phone and don’t won’t to dox myself lol because I can’t alter the photo well enough.

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also...
>he's dead Jim, lettim be

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Hey, I've been through there. I don't know why, but it tickles me to see my local middle-of-nowhere landmarks on the internet.

>tfw I was in El Reno on May 25th of this year to buy a Jeep at a dealer that I looked at the day before
>tfw almost walked away because they were being cunts on the price but it was the only one that was close to what I wanted within 500 miles
>tfw paid a little more than I wanted but got it and left
>tfw God wiped out that dealership that night with a tornado and you could see the empty space where the Jeep was on the news
The Lord's vengeance is righteous.

Hey, break it up you two.
You're BOTH pretty.

Mexicans

Why thank you sug, but I can't recall ever seeing anything but pretty shitty coming from OSU. Especially their football program.

I like the nostalgia of 11th st walkers. Seen a mexican whore by the welding school that i wanna disrespect.

Clinton, Sayre, Camargo, Seiling. Familiar with that area.
Growing up I never noticed that the soil is like brown talcum powder.
Further north, Cimarron country, red dirt, Canadian River. Woodward (Or `Woodard')
Ever drive by the Gloss/Glass `mountains'?
The minerals make them sparkle in the sun.

I live in Missouri, which most people consider to be a redneck hellhole, when they bother to think about it at all (Just out of curiosity, what do you think of when you hear "Missouri"? As far as I can tell, it's one of the least remarkable states in the Union.) I went to Oklahoma City on a road trip once and I was impressed at how much of a dump it was. The Indians just lie around on the curb as if they have nothing better to do than wait for their checks from the government. I've only ever seen one nice looking place in OK, and that's the casino complex on the Quapaw res. Basically, Oklahoma strikes me as Texas with less pride, more Indians, and a worse state government.

>Oklahoma strikes me as Texas with less stupid pride, less tiger ownership, less spics, and not about to turn democrat.

the wind comes sweepin' down the plain

Funny, I've always said the same thing about MO. Just swap "Tulsa" with "KC and St. Louis". I still prefer MO on account of the better climate and lack of toll roads.

...stays in Oklahoma.

despair and also despair.

t. rural rogers county

>Ever drive by the Gloss/Glass `mountains'?
I've never been to the mesas and buttes but I see them every time I go see family.
They're amazing to look at as I am from New York and we don't have anything like them here.

If you wanna see some crazy shit, go on Google maps and change to street view in North Tulsa. It's a Detroit-tier slum.

Me

Sounds fucking great, just not enough electoral votes.

If it makes you feel better, I don't want to live in Texas, either. The taxes are high, the cities are hell-on-earth, they build all their highways so they whine when you drive on them, and only about 1% of the terrain doesn't look like Mad Max.

>and only about 1% of the terrain doesn't look like Mad Max.
And it's too damn hot for a snow ape like me; that's part of why I fled OK for NE. When I was visiting recently OK landscape was looking greener and nicer, think the extra CO2 is doing a lot of good.

I'm from tulsa. It's the meth capital of the whole world, so naturally there's some weird and dark shit going on all the time. Some parts of north tulsa are like the wild west. Cops don't even bother with some areas unless called. Nobody really does anything except get fucked up and make money. Still a great place for the most part

The heat does suck, also checked. I will say I found it less oppressive than the 95% humidity gulf south heat though. At the very least it gets cool enough at night here to provide relief. I remember consecutive weeks in NOLA where the temperature never got below 80 degrees, even at night. You could feel the heat radiating from the soil.