Every time I post I always get some stupid reply "day of the rake when, day of the rake soon, rake rake rake rake leaf rake rake leaf rake..."
How exactly do you plan on "raking" us? Canada has never even lost a war unlike America who lost to squatting rice farmers with AKs
None of you would even get out of your shitposting chairs and besides it's too fucking cold up here for you fat mutts anyway
If people keep saying that to you, it’s because your posts fucking suck. Just stop posting here FUCKING FAGGOT NIGGER LEAF
Canacuck posts are cringe inducing.
Worry not, the Australian posts have been losing their charm on Jow Forums, tide may change in your favor
>a fucking leaf
Just use a memeflag and see all the redditors getting angry because they can't dismiss your arguments with Jow Forums shitposts
t. amerimutt nigger
t. macaco nigger
so what's the war plan you stupid mutts? I'd love to know how you actually plan on "raking" Canada.
meme flag users like you carry no favor
You should be executed in the most demeaning manner
>please tell us your secret war plans
This is the worst espionage I've ever seen
have sex
ignore Canadian posters like they are the plague.
no replies means no (you)s
you will be raked by being ignored
No plan is needed, Castro is doing the job for us, snownigger
>brazil
seething meme flag homosexual
go back to rettardit where you belong
Have leaf posts been particularly shitty since like 2016? The amount of shitposts and bait seems pretty demographically proportional
>brazil
yet you are the most despised posters on Jow Forums
let that sink in
take that leaf and use it wisely, wipe your fucking ass with it.
This post is just embarrassing even for a leaf.
posts by Canada on tantamount to posts by Turdeau himself.
Day of the rake coming soon, Leaf.
you live in Brazil though
go eat yellow snow
you are the most hated fuckers on this board.
let that sink in
*are
yeah but you live in Brazil
This is compelling evidence that man evolved from apes.
I'm going to smuggle affordable meat into your city states like Paul Bernardo smuggled cigarettes.
I don't know and I don't care. Flagposters are all niggers anyway, regardless of country.
cope
you live in canada though
If I came from Brazilians then why come there's still Brazilians
I dont contribute to a single thread.
Can't lose a war if you're never in one.
Sometimes I wish I was in canada
It's probably worse than it is here though
if we came from the universe, then why is there still a universe?
I may live in Brazil but my posts don't induce vomiting like leaf posts.
accept your shittier level and improve like an honorable human being.
Very few Brazilians command the English language so our posts are worthy. You have too many canuck retards posting literal shit on this board.
You are the ugly anglo step child that ought never be released from their cage.
Only Quebec posters are based, they should have their own flag so we know the gold from the trash
yet Jow Forums wants to purge you...the ugly fucking duckling anglo cunt
wew
yeah. You live in Brazil though
>I may live in Brazil but my posts WILL induce vomiting
fixed it for you chimpeno dos bananos
yet they want you to fuck off...
let that sink in, turdlet
yeah you live in canada though
You're statistically likely to be murdered before this thread is over
go take your insulin before you die, fat fucking manatee like humanoid
when was the last time you could see your own penis without the use of a mirror?
Flooding the market with cheap oil thereby destrying a significant portion of your tax income causing the collapse of your socialist system.
You're statistically likely to be murdered before this thread is over
Don't confuse them, they are a timid species and scare very easily.
You are seething so bad that you will die of a heart attack before your shit thread dies
and people still want to rake your ass LOL
>and people still want to rake your ass LOL
how
by raking
you mean like this?
Day of the rake starting with Drake.
pretty sure you will starve...you will dry out like a leaf in autumn
Don't get me wrong, I have been to Canada quite a few times, you are good people...yet on Jow Forums it seems you are fags.
I can't explain it....
I don't need to rake you, you are raking yourselves
#RAKEDRAKE
I love it....
BASED
looks like a self-hating canadian to me
imagine my shock
You guys are just copping it all now as a lot of Aussies got shoah'd with poisoned DNS servers.
Heyo muttburgers whats with all the butthurt comments? No cum in the bum? Don’t worry your country is like a polished turd, you know, still a piece of sh*t.
>I have been to Canada quite a few times
I'm they didn't let you in. Usually exotic animals must be declared and accompanied by a handler.
Leafs cornered the market on shitposting long before you got emu'd from Jow Forums
Not an American this is a commie. Skinny jeans, beard, and a graphic tee. Canadian want to be LOL
Unfortunately it is low quality shitposting, you leafs need some more substance.
The great starspangled banner country full of Mexicans and double chins
Racists get the bullet too Leaf. African Americans aren't some joke. He is beautiful like all the rest of em.
*flocks your path*
learn to shut the fuck up when you are told to.
you keep going like an ass hurt cunt
>why do you hate us
cause you are a needy cunt
We just picked out the weakest flag on Jow Forums and bully them arbitrarily.
The trips don't lie.
you sound huepset
One of the great Amercian Sports. I commend you on the high score of the world! You spew shit from both ends :)
Why? I am not the most hated flag on Jow Forums, you are LOL
stop being so needy like a roastie
Why is your flag so gay?
checked
yeah but you live in Brazil though
I should ask you the same...you have a leaf on your flag, the original toilet paper
is that all you have?
>but you live in Brazil
honestly, you should wonder no longer why people think Canadian posters are garbage.
Love your 3rd world shit hole of a country. Botox and ass injections, hell you are almost a 100 tranny population. Congrats on achieving nothing but added tits to dicks. What a disgrace.
You live in Brazil, a developing country with a civil war-tier homicide rate. You can talk shit when your country's main export isn't Liveleak videos
wew
We don't need to lose wars. The yanks got our asses covered militarily so we can be ponces.
Now. On to more important topics. Your pic related.
That shit's almost crazy enough to work... I'm tempted to try this now.
why are you posting a meme?
Most of us use paper shitmutt. Toilet paper is called, but your backward country doesn’t have this tech yet do they? Since you admitted to using a fucking leaf? Thanks for coming out and representing your sub IQ country.
I am glad you are starving to death while I can afford to BBQ actual meat.
Keep posting the way you do, people won't like you more.
Day of the fucking rake, soon.
wither away, autumn leaf, Chang
fuck all obese burgers
but at least I am not a poor fag, I am allowed to own guns, I eat meat and prostitution is legal...
have sex, incel
Level 4 Brazilian chimpout in progress
Lmao the only meat you come around is your girlfriends dick in your mouth.
hey now they are going to a bug based diet they will be ok
yet people want to rake you, not me
LOL
Keep your rake atleast up here we can spell without looking at our ID cards.
Daily reminder amerifats bow to their Jewish masters
LOL
yes, bugs are now part of their food pyramid.
meat is a memory
yet you are still the most hated poster on Jow Forums
let that sink in.
I can’t get over that flag it looks like a fucking camping matt. Do you girls camp down there or is living in mud huts enough grass roots living for you?
>t.
you live in Brazil
we still eat monkey meat, you are eating bugs and pay rent to an asian kandlord
Want to purchase BBQ videos to jerk off to, leaf?
Looks like I won the award then! Don’t give a fuck if you hate me banana republic boy. Just remember up here we have real women. You know the ones that don’t have balls? I heard the only real women down there are tourists..
If I was Canadian I would be using a meme flag too.
your prime minister is a fag, we now have guns
seethe more
Canadians and Australians wax and wane but Finns are forever.
You've always had guns, they were just in the favelas before, Canada has guns too.
You live in Brazil
>what's the war plan
Rake tipped nuke
>I don't know but I've been told
>canadian pussy is mighty cold
keep crying about being hated on Jow Forums, you are not helping your cause