THEY ARE WATCHING

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Jow Forums?!

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Nobody cared who I was until I put on the mask.

>We analyzed more than 1 million comments
all me

>We analyzed more than 1 million comments
How is that even a job that someone does for money?

Their fear is justified. I am the might. I will be schlomo's undoing.

Let's spike that shit up boyos yee yee
Jews need to pay for their crimes against humanity and human rights.

They're analyzing our web traffic because they're mad that they're dying and we're not.

>more extreme
We need to start lopping our cocks off and selling heroin to pregnant disabled hipsters and then we'll be a heartwarming addition to the VICE news landscape

Right? Where do I sign up to be paid to browse

I'm a cute vietnamese girl

they went to 4plebs a searched "nigger"

kek. mee toooo!

SIEG HEIL YOU SHICE JUDEN

It's probably some unpaid intern they make do these jobs.

Everything I've posted here has been ironical satire, unironically.

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Good, fucking faggots.

>programmer with machine learning and natural language processing background
it's not that hard user

>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE Jow Forums?!
I just wanted to play video games. I'm not sure how this happened.

>Internet hate Machine 2.0
When did Vice turn into boomers?

So progressive and brave, Nazis not allowed

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I wonder how man of those were my shiggy diggys.

>in the last decade
Fucking newfags

don't blame me. im just here for the bait threads with a brapper as the op so i can jerk my pp

am working at vice, AMA

Who knew?!
Are the faggot police lurking on Jow Forums??
NOW THATS NEWS !!!

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Rookie numbers, gotta jew HARDER faggots.

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Sad

KILL NIGGERS

niggers tongue our anuses brother

Leftist are actually a vocal minority on the web. They just happen control all the platforms because of you know (((who.)))

I'll answers your questions in this other thread

>be vice pleb
>write for money
>website is ded
>no views or clicks
>laid off or bankrupt
>Jow Forums does it for free
>mega views and growth
>reeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

it's not. they just said they did for clicks.

get the best digits

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YO LIL VICEY. I JUST SHIT IN MY FUCKING HANDS SO YOU CAN ANALYZE IT. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES HOSS?

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>stomach churning memes
what did they mean by this?

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There is no such thing as a human right. You only have and only deserve the rights which you have secured through force.

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>2019
>not advocating violence

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checked

very nice

Imagine wasting your time reading all the comments on Jow Forums.

Impressive, very nice.

Vice right about now

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I WANT TO EXTERMINATE THE JEWS.
I WANT TO DECAPITE MUSLIMS.
I WANT TO MUTILATE NIGGERS.

We’re extreme but jumping journalists isn’t sssshhh

>analyzed = searching "nigger" in the archives

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it's bots user.

>being paid to read 4chen
living the dream

Kek Jow Forums is unironically the last free place on the internet. They're terrified.

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Get to it Son, you can't rust those filthy savages to do it themselves. On second thought they may just.

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The VICE Hurt Locker office suite.

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>Be pic related
>Every piece of "journalism" you've ever written is less interesting than "fuck niggers, fuck jews"

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>2019
>Vice acting like the whole world doesn't know Bush did 9/11.

jesus christ

>violent threats against minorities

Said minorities who promised to genocide us, get fucked bigtime, we have minorities who live with us who dont threaten that shit, no-one gives a shit about them being here.

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

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Fucking Jow Forums and his mind control powers. Who even is he?

I've analyzed well over a million and they are right.
Please stop the anti-Semitism

nigger
kike
faggot
shitskin
add these on to the "gorillion comments"

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Because today's young ones are based.

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I thought the Kekistan-Meme has died out?

> Users frequently celebrate violence against minorities and far-right terrorists
they should put far-right terrorists first in that sentence otherwise it's confusing

Hate speech has spiked only because they keep moving the goalpost on what hate speech is. We have always maintained the highest level of hate speech; it's an unforgivable insult to claim that 2005 Jow Forums was "less hateful" than present day...

Smdh, tbthmn...

>analyzing our web traffic
Funny how they use such technical words for just browsing Jow Forums

Lol

>vice thinks this is a racist website
>literally only 3 people here are actually white according to Jow Forums

Vice has to lurk ten years before posting here

Now the question is, how much (or little) is a bigot’s dollar worth in this day and age?

everyone wants to be a cool kid, sticking it to the man

>Over 9000 journalists suicides reported

That thing looks like Justine trudeau

Guillotines for Vice

nice

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But I love everyone?
All I want is a world in which I can have snuggles and tendies.
Does this make me evil?

>Finally land that job at Vice news
>Can't wait to fuck that sloth bitch, combed my nu-male beard just to impress her!
>Oh yay, here's my first assignment!
>...go to some website full of weebs and read through a million shitposts

lol hope you enjoyed it, faggot.

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Are they referring to Jow Forums as a whole or only Jow Forums? Because I don't know about the other boards, but toady's Jow Forums is pretty much made up of a bunch of faggots who's only extremism is to muster up the courage to whisper the word nigger on an anime image board

Thank You for the White Pills , most beautiful picture i've seen in a while .

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>go to Jow Forums for autism-fueled updates and free open arguments on happenings and current events
>go to vice for pic related

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>We analyzed more than 1 million comments on Jow Forums!
>Jow Forums has an average of .8~million post a day

They literally just browsed the board for less than a day, probably less than a hour even and used stat data to implies they analyzed the literal quantity of post happening in a day. That mean they analyzed every single fucking shitpost, nonsensical post, porn pic, webmd, pdf, basically every single fucking post on the ENTIRE SITE. All by Vice News reporter, some hasbeen news host that fail to bring in the rep their earlier career brought, because they went from real issues to non-issues like tranny galore....

Sorry but I don't believe it one bit, especially when its for your run of the mill slandering article.

>We analyzed more than 1 million comments

What sad bastards.

Well, that's obviously not a completely fucking batshit insane person.

I’ve called a lot of people niggers. I just can’t help myself sometimes.

I also spam the fuck out of other boards hoping to incite raids. I go on /o/ and post microwaves then blame /b/. It’s fun.

Fuck this planet

So what Vice is saying is that we should create our racism density to attract more users?

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based and banepilled
also fuck nigger
fuck kikes
fuck glowing niggers
and fuck jannies

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everyone here is behind 6million proxies anyway.

>If we can't pretend we didn't do it then that means it's toxic oppression and here's why you shouldn't question us.

>Former Jow Forums users reported frequently seeing such speech even on topic boards less toxic than Jow Forums, such as the “random” (‘/b/’)
How times have changed when people say /b/ is becoming more toxic than it was

Fucking newfags

Yea pretty much. Seems like they want to send all their readers here, to get radicalized.

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Everything i've ever posted here I literally meant every word and it's how i feel in my heart.

>"hate speech" on Jow Forums
>breaking news
What a pathetic clown world. Do these people not realize how ridiculous they are? Or do they just play being retarded in order to "entertain"?

>>Former Jow Forums users...
Impossible.

This is from one of the companies Kikebook outsourced for moderation I think.

>getting PTSD from the shit posted here

tight banging. I told you roodypoos we influenced the last election. The blue check marks won’t let that happen again.

Jow Forums IS USED BY ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES. YOU ARE BEING WATCHED AND PROGRAMMED AT THE SAME TIME TO ACCEPT THEIR "FRAME" OF REALITY.

1. FOLLOW THE LAW
2. DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY
3. LAWFULLY PARTICIPATE IN POLITICS. THAT'S THE REDPILL. YOU HAVE TO ENGAGE, LIKE .00001% OF PEOPLE ARE ENGAGED POLITICALLY. YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE.

I wonder if there are more posts containing "nigger" on Jow Forums or "it's not gay if" on /cm/

Do you think they skip over the bbc larp threads where the nigs joke about killing wh*tebois and fucking our women?
Or do those still count.

>"A teenage programmer launched Jow Forums in 2003 as a venue to nerd out on anime, but it quickly spiraled out of control."

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I’m beginning to think we are Vice’s only audience and they constantly bait us for views with content like this.

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