ROLL FOR ELEMENTAL MONSTER MASH 2019!!!

peel down the pack only OC 30 lately

I got real smoke xanax boats

servin out the texaco

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Checked.
I was fighting my phone with tornado warnings all morning cause it's not easy to turn them off all at once.
Fuck this shit.
The hurricane in the gulf is nothing new.
I will clean the shit that can fly from my backyard and have a party.

smokin pemex got that big juice overflow

BURN TO DEATH OR DROWN WITH NIGGERS

YOU ONLY GET TO CHOOSE IF YOU ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

What if they just cancel each other out

hollows hit em in the throat

THEY DO THE MASH

WHAT IF THE HURRICANE WINDS FLING MAGMA ACROSS THE SKY!!!!

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Faggots

I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash

Rollin~

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Less than a week left on this planet

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The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash

Fine, op gets hit with an earthquake then dies in a tornado flood.

It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash

innocence shall be saved, evil shall be purged

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Rolley rolley rolley rolley

The good and bad will both die

niggers

STORMMIN

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Not bad, but check this out

niggersss

but innocence will prevail and that's all that matters

dying only sends you to the afterlife anyway, or in other words consciousness - if you die as innocence you can just resume the fight there like nothing happened. if you die and you're evil, then kiss your sweet ass goodbye and brace for an ass whooping

the temporal plane is such a fleeting place, I give no fucks about it, for only the spiritual war path against evil counts

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Rolling

gas the yids

Well I guess that's it, goodbye California, learn to swim

LET THE EARTH SHAKE

BURN THE DEGENERATES!

DROWN THE ILLEGALS!

ACCELERATE! ROLL!

Le roll

Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

IF YOU WANT TO SEE WEAK ASS BOOMERS FLUNG INTO THE FIREY PITS OF CALIFAGNIA THEN ROLL!

Don't forget asteroid for the trifecta

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We, we don't have to worry 'bout nothing
'Cause we got the fire
And we're burning one hell of a something

They, they gonna see us from outer space
Outer space, light it up
Like we're the stars of the human race, human race

LAVA-TWISTER

When the lights turned down, they don't know what they heard
Strike the match, play it loud, giving love to the world

It's over

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We'll be raising our hands, shining up to the sky
'Cause we got the fire, fire, fire
Yeah, we got the fire, fire, fire

Yes! Rolling for a fight!

And we gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn
We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn
Gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn
We gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn

Roll for volocane to wipe out niggers

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

That sounds pretty epic.
TAKE MY ENERGY!

Absolutely imminent

THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME

checked, we're fucked

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOLL IN THE SHED

Another roll to wipe out niggers again. Let the good times roll

SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB

IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL THE YEARS START COMIN AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

Let’s see here...

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Learn to swim in fire fagets

BACK TO THE SCHOOL AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN

DID IT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMALL AND YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

will I get to play WoW Classic before this happens?

Rolling away

SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE

high energy poster, keep going. kek has chosen

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREETS

SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREET

CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION

:0

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YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO

YOU'LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON'T GLOW

HEY NOW, YOURE A ROCK STAR

trips, and canada is wiped off the map.

And a 9.3 in cali at the same time whilst aliens invade

GET THE SHOW ON GET PAID

Roll for them teaming up against humanity and sending a Firestorm around the world.

AND ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

ROLL FOR NIGGER DEATH INBOUND

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earthquakes are getting stronger in cali.

four 4.0+ magnitude quakes in the last day, after a 2-3 day pause

ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAK THE MOLD

Rolling for Ebola mutation, LETS SEE IT

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rolling

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Holy shit user you are channeling dark energy right now

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Nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens.

High hopes

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Rolling for ww3

OP is a digitmon

ROLLING TO SEE IF I SHOULD BLOW MY PAYCHECK ON HOOKERS TONIGHT!

Checked and rolling for doom

WE GOT MAGMA
WE GOT WATER
WE GOT SPACE ROCKS
WE GOT AYYYYLMAO
WE GOT NIGGER INVASION
WE GOT WW3

ITS THE END TIMES BABY