Remind them

Remind them

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That they created you?

Dad, we'll hold our retarded little brother down while you beat him.

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Then grew into old run down faggots.

>When you have 'Lakes' bigger than the mortal enemy of your nation.

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Now compare it to the real Canada and by that I mean the bit of Ontario next to Michigan.

>the real Canada
>Southern Ontario
Canada's New York is far from representative of Canadian culture.

That's called upper canada, which you can tell by it's distinctive position being south of lower canada.

Here, just in case you need an image

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Lower Canada was Quebec, user.
It wasn't so long ago that "Canadian" exclusively referred to the French.
Do they not teach zoomers history or what?

The Ontario Peninsula should be ours. Michigan could always use more peninsulas. Michigan needs all the fucking peninsulas.

Just going to be a big PITA to kill all those Canadians in boiling maple syrup.

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shut your pie hole

Any Canadian who is a urbanite is either not white or a cuck. Who the fuck lived in this glorious forested dominated male playground and lives in the city.

Starting a war over the great lakes would be really fucking dumb, my dude.
Tourtière* hole

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>Remind them
No, don't remind them. They'll want to fill it all with niggers and sandniggers.

Ahhhh, my French Canadian grandmother would ALWAYS make this. I loved it, although it was a bit dry. I would just dip it in mound of mayo and call it a day. Delicious shit.

It's even better if you serve it with a chowchow.
Or a side of fried green tomatoes.
Yum.

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>Starting a war over the great lakes would be really fucking dumb, my dude.
Not really. You want to know of a dumb war? BEHOLD, The War of the Oaken Bucket!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bucket

>would be really fucking dumb, my dude.
"Really Fucking Dumb Idea" is our government's unofficial motto, serkku.

>tfw you get to torpedo a Groupe Desgagnés freighter on Lake Erie and watch the Canadian Frogs drown or get to shoot them in the water.

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They say Michigan lost the Toledo War, but we gained Little Finland and 48% of the copper still in use in America.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War

I meant more as a stupid policy considering we're the largest trading partners in history and doing so would immediately destroy American relations with every other member of NATO. Not as a record for dumbest conflict ever.
It is pretty funny, though, that most "wars" are only one or two battles over a few days/weeks. The World Wars kinda fucked with our idea of a war even is.
Fair point, but still.
I'm still kinda annoyed you guys fucked our nuclear submarine project.