>A pensioner has been ordered to sign the sex offender register after grabbing the crotch of a paramedic treating her for a fall and asking, 'How big is it?'
>Christine Roles, 68, from Flixton, Greater Manchester, felt the medic's knee as he checked her blood pressure before moving her right hand up to his crotch.
>She had earlier been deemed unfit to formally plead in court due a memory loss problem.
>Despite her condition she will have to sign the register alongside paedophiles and rapists for an interim period pending further psychiatric tests.
>The court heard she had a history of heavy drinking and making hoax calls and at the time was subject to a two-year Criminal Behaviour Order prohibiting her from calling 999 unless in the event of a genuine emergency.
>'Then she tried to grab hold of my crotch and asked "how big it was" she was still sat next to me. She just put her hand across she must have got half way up my thigh, I pushed her hand away. I had to physically remove her off myself.'
>His colleague told magistrates: 'She was saying she didn't want to go to f****** hospital, it was clear that she had had a drink, but she wasn't in a state worse than I have seen her previously. She was wobbly on her feet.'
Pretty good banter desu 8/10 would laugh and tell her too much for you darlin
Jayden Gutierrez
literally soi boy pathetic manlet looking for compensation lol, fucking obvious. the NHS is a cash cow. unnamed paramedic ethnicity unknown
Hunter Hall
What kind of faggot runs to the police over this?
Josiah Wilson
I would be so fucking flattered if a drunk granny grabbed my crotch and asked how big it was
Isaac Long
Good. Old women (especially the fat ones) are extremely fucking obnoxious and think they know everything. Death to OAPs
Christian Wright
ikr What a great story for later.
Kevin Reed
Too bad, welcome to Current Year. If it's sexual harassment to even talk about grabbing women by the pussy (and they'll let you do it when you're rich enough), then at the very least it's also sexual harassment to actually grab a man by the dick. Goose, gander, etcetera.
Easton Morales
That nasty old roastie is pretty hot by bong standards. I wonder how many miles of cock shes taken in the consession bathrooms during a good olde game of footy.
Evan Reed
well I guess it wasn't that big of he felt the need to cry about it but to his credit is probably develope E.D. if that beast touched my dick or even just said anything remotely sexual to me, holy shit she aged badly.
Ayden Diaz
>is pretty hot
Grave robber detected
Jaxon Johnson
How can you even punish someone for something that they have no recollection of doing?
It's like arresting someone for something they did in a dream.
Joshua Jackson
shit I'm retarded, obviously it wasn't big at all if she grabbed at it and still had to ask! lmfao
Noah Flores
Well, this is it Jow Forums >no gf >family hates me >poor as fuck >spent all of my life on Jow Forums Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you. Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. nt
so it's cool if I down a liter of vodka, shoot a few speedballs, come to your place and rape your family in front of you then kill you all since I definitely won't know I did it? C'mon dude think before you post!
Nolan Taylor
Why would he go to the cops? that's like a 6.5/10 in england
Isaiah Jenkins
200 iq post
Alexander Ortiz
Id give her the olde bangers and smash!
Lucas Fisher
this is so vile i didnt even finish reading thanks
Asher Jones
Jesus women are repulsive.
Elijah Allen
Going for high score with that? Lmao Also timestamp or fuck off
Jordan Adams
sorry, wrong on all counts, uncut white grower here, but I've never had anyone question it after grabbing it, you gotta admit that logically that does not bode well...
