HAPPENING: Jow Forums has successfully gotten the first scoop on the Bagel Manlet incident

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

First thread: jowforums.com/thread/219132009/politics

First phonecall: vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0

Full interview (2nd phonecall): vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i

TLDR:
Nice midget, was sexually abused as a child
Bullied as a child
Bullied by roasties and even assaulted for being a manlet
Smokes weed everyday and extremely 420 friendly
Likes the attention he's getting
Doesn't like politics, nor does he support any party

I really like him anons. I hope all goes well for him. He's literally /our/ guy.

ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER, CHRIS MORGAN, AKA BAGEL MIDGET.

Note: You are all free to post this to your youtube/bitchute channels, I don't require any compensation and you're free to make all the e-shekels you want out of it.
All I ask is for you to include my country name in the title, so that I can get recognition.

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Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i
youtu.be/x5skLpByy2A
youtube.com/watch?v=e82F6Rns2iE
youtu.be/04bg9IC9N6w
vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0
tovid.io/
youtu.be/tME0rDb_H4Q
twitter.com/donaldrosner/status/1149025076269985796?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1149025076269985796|twgr^363937393b70726f64756374696f6e&ref_url=https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/bagel-customers-furious-rant-about-women-leads-to-brawl/news-story/18670c2869e90c0f899434de88be55b9
youtu.be/8M7pL6ucR9A
youtube.com/watch?v=9vzB_nyw14Q
jowforums.com/thread/219150498/politics
jowforums.com/thread/219147716/politics

Ryder King
Ryder King

vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i
BAMP

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Great job leb-user

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i
enjoy it frens

So happy I didn't fuck it up

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

So, you didn't ask any of the fun questions?

David Perez
David Perez

ALL HAIL BAGEL MIDGET!
ALL HAIL BAGEL MIDGET!

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

I sure do hope no one here figures out who messed with this guy...that would be a travesty.

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

I did, listen to the interview

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

great job user

Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

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Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

Why on earth did you not type LebAnon

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

Thanks, Lebanon. Have a bump.

Kevin Johnson
Kevin Johnson

just listened to the whole thing big nothing burger

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

That was an awful thing to do to that manlet. He was such a nice guy. OP, you are a bad person.

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Top Kek.

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Thomas Baker
Thomas Baker

Guess I'm retarded

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

M A N L E T U P R I S I N G

Landon Edwards
Landon Edwards

ALL HAIL BAGEL MIDGET

He was /ourguy/ all along

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

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Landon Lee
Landon Lee

TODAY OP WASNT A FAGGOT
This is the shit why i come here man, thanks leb-user!

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

Can we keep the bagels out of this

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

Care to drop a couple timestamps of what you consider the highlights of the interview?

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

inb4 Lebanese hackers hacked the 2020 election
Good job lad, you're an inspiration to us all.

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

Based OP, manlet whisperer

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

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Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

MANLETS OF THE WORLD, UNITE

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

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Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

Ayyyyy SCOOP SCOOP! Fuck the media.

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

Listen to this whole thing sperg

Justin Allen
Justin Allen

Bagel Manlet based and redpilled

Josiah Hill
Josiah Hill

Post YFW I get sued by Vice News and Nassim Taleb for impersonating them

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Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

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Daniel Baker
Daniel Baker

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Alexander Diaz
Alexander Diaz

manlet
our guy
Pick one

Jose Smith
Jose Smith

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Henry Edwards
Henry Edwards

You're fine. It was a parody of Vice News.

Jack Young
Jack Young

doing god's work user

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Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

I'm sorry, manlets are pathetic. his pathetic outburts is typical for a manlet.

disgusting. if you're not AT MINIMUM 5'8 as a male you need to neck yourself for the betterment of the species. 5'8 is still manlet tier though. 5'10 is the minimum acceptable height for a non-manlet. 6' is the minimum height for no height shaming.

youtu.be/x5skLpByy2A

wow he admits to being institutionalized. we got a crazy manlet here. he needs to be put down.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

"I must have had 7 or 8 stations call me"
Jow Forums gets the scoop

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Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

Jesus, it's mostly dead air.

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

Did you ask if he will ever learn?

Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

Srsly OP is really bringing me back with this delivery of winrar. feels like being in 2006/2011 all over again. If the israelis ever decide to start a second lebanese war I pledge to be the very first western memejihadi that volunteers. [JUST KIDDING I ABHOR VIOLENCE AND WOULD NEVER JOIN AN INSURGENCY OF ANY KIND]

Mason Peterson
Mason Peterson

Thank you, LebAnon

Lucas Price
Lucas Price

Have you seen any other interviews posted?

This is the first one. THIS IS THE SCOOP

Henry Long
Henry Long

Glory to Lebanon

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

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Daniel Howard
Daniel Howard

Calling out the obvious hypocrisy of women claiming "we luv for personality, not looks" is pretty much Jow Forums-like. But yeah, the raging and incel behavior was unnecessary.

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

No, only 3 mins dead air.
Since he was answering his door

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

420 friendly
Sorry, but I won't help a degenerate no matter how friendly they are.

Gabriel Rodriguez
Gabriel Rodriguez

Lanklets seething because they can't be like the most powerful man on the planet.

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Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

youtube.com/watch?v=e82F6Rns2iE

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

look at me
i'm the mainstream media now

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

Cope some more, lanklet

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

You made Hezbollah proud

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Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Why is your english accent so American breh?

Austin Ward
Austin Ward

BASED LEBANON
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
FUCK MSM TRANNYS

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Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

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Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Watched a lot of discovery channel as a kid. Picked up the yank accent.

Am I an honorary burger?

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

LebAnon ftw. Great job. I like this Manlet.

Adrian Wilson
Adrian Wilson

Vice attacks Jow Forums
so Jow Forums pretends to be Vice and enters the media market itself

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Colton Reed
Colton Reed

When some random Lebanon does a better job as a journalist than actual paid journalists

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

half of them are black
AHAHAHAHA IM CRYINGH

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

They should have expected us.

Lincoln Price
Lincoln Price

can some based nigga pls just do a tl;dr of what this short nigga says

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

If the israelis ever decide to start a second lebanese war I pledge to be the very first...
Eventho Jow Forums is a board of peace, im 100% on this with you burgerbro.

James Morales
James Morales

right wing extremism sites like reddit and tumblr ahahahah

Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Cooper

you don't want to be on the receiving end of online trolls
KEK

Owen Murphy
Owen Murphy

Nigga please.

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Lucas Jones
Lucas Jones

Who the fuck doesn't prefer Asuka to Rei other than retarded 85IQ r*dditoids

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

t. wears 3 inch platforms to be taller than his 5'7 gf.

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Daniel White
Daniel White

Came up with this on the whim.
How did I do, anons?

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

that pic
Fucking yikes

Lincoln Barnes
Lincoln Barnes

"You in Long Island, Mr.Morgan"

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Asher Turner
Asher Turner

smokes pot everyday
explosive emotional outbursts and pathetic brainlet rationalizations

10/10 journalism.

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Well played, Sir.

Thomas Nguyen
Thomas Nguyen

You did fantastic, leb-user. Get some of dat lebanese blonde kush and blaze for the day

youtu.be/04bg9IC9N6w

Kayden Rogers
Kayden Rogers

Based LebAnon! You shall henceforth be remembered as a hero!

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

Good stuff

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

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Brandon Garcia
Brandon Garcia

Considering you're not a journalist it's pretty neat.

"a whole array of shit, and I just couldn't fucking take it anymore. Who would take it? I've had cars stolen from me... it just doesn't end".

He's a hero to manlets everywhere.

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Ryan Gutierrez
Ryan Gutierrez

Put me in the screencap, lads!

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Lucas Howard
Lucas Howard

Bravo Lebanon Bravo

Feel bad for the dude desu, can relate to life being frustrating and Im 6,1

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

Manlets are a laughing stock, really should just neck themselves if they do not grow to become 5'11" or taller.

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Josiah Hall
Josiah Hall

Good stuff. I was hoping for something about the Jews though.

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

It's time to stop the height discrimination. The SJW virtue signaling women will now seek out manlets.

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Levi Butler
Levi Butler

coping this hard

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

Be blessed ma dude, you did great leb-user

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Angel Jones
Angel Jones

You did great lebanon, could have pushed it further but this was good shit. I like the little guy

Cameron James
Cameron James

Studies prove that short men are less likely to get angry, you are projecting.

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

vocaroo.com/i/s0peA45eILd0
Great job Lebanon

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

Eh, could've been better. See if you can call him again pretending to be CNN

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

Based

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Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

Is this a pic of a party at Robert Dinero's house??

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

I wanted to bring up lizard people and jews, but he was such a nice guy. Didn't want to entrap him and get the ADL to ruin his life if he slipped up

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

you spoke real well leb-user

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

People who want to fuck their mother, that's who.

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

post his phone number

Charles Long
Charles Long

Why didn’t you just use the baneposting questions from last thread?
You could have been a legend but you just ended up sounding like a nervous teenager.

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

holy shit hitler was a manlet. this explains so much. i heard he was vegan too.

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

You made my day.

Tyler Reed
Tyler Reed

fuck you nigger

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Camden Collins
Camden Collins

BASED LEBANON

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

would you describe yourself as 420 friendly?
"are you kidding me? i smoke all day everyday"

Lel.

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Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

I can't pull off baneposting unfortunately.

Call him yourself if you want, his number is out there. Easy to find

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

woah there, no need to get angry manlet. i value my life, please calm down before you hurt someone.

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

The FUCK is going on in this thread? QRD someone

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

Oh my god Stalin was 5'5.

MANLETS ARE THE CAUSE OF ALL GENOCIDE.

IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

Have you seen his youtube channel? You went far enough with the banter, he's a good kid.

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

assaulted for being a manlet

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Evan Long
Evan Long

why aren't we impersonating news outlets more often?

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

/our/ guy
manlets are /r9k/'s guy, not ours.

Isaac Walker
Isaac Walker

We should, shouldn't we?
I did a better job covering this than vice or vox. At least gave the guy a chance to explain the situation instead of labeling him as a misogynist and running with it.

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

Was expecting a one minute shitpost as you spilled your spaghetti, instead I got 18 minutes of what would pass as good journalism these days. You did good.

William Clark
William Clark

Nassim is /our guy/ and posts in /sg/ tho

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

So happy I didn't fuck it up
you posted it on vocaroo which instantly degrades the quality of the audio.
you fucked up before you even started.

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

Was a little too mild, honestly. Should have placed a few funny questions towards the end. Having him get mad would have been great. You're too nice, OP.

Adam Lewis
Adam Lewis

This.

I could pull off a great interviewer.

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

What’s actually great about this is it kills any msm narrative they attempt to create. Great job nigger.

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

The quality is shit because I called him from skype on my laptop and recorded it on my phone that was on my lap

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

I've spent several hours on this thread. You didn't use any of the juicy questions, didn't come with any bants at all. I made a youtube account, and supported you.

Do you support marijuana legalization? Instead of do you like to get high..kind of disappointing. This sounds like a regual nice interview from the huffington post. I won't even bother uploading this on YT.

Joshua James
Joshua James

Can we do something for this guy? Like a crowdfunding effort or something

He sounds like a good guy who’s been dealt a shitty hand in life. And it’s not like he’s actually disabled or a protected minority so in the eyes of society he’s fair game

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Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

I don't have time to listen to two manlets drooling over each other. What did the thots say to set him off?

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

Next weeks Vice headline: LEBANESE NAZI FROM Jow Forums NEARLY STARTS WW3

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

should have asked if he liked mudkipz tho

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

Manlet loses his shit in bagel shop so leb-user call him pretending to be vice journalist.

Elijah Reed
Elijah Reed

it wasn't the thots, the Paki worker at 7/11 asked him how tall he was

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

I tried my best user. I had silly questions written up and ready to go. Didn't want to entrap him with things about the jews or weird shit as not to ruin his life, since he runs his own business.

Last thing I want is to give more ammo for lefties to shit on him with

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

LLD surgery?

Alexander Walker
Alexander Walker

vocaroo made it worse be degrading the quality.
that's just what it does.

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

should have asked if he liked mudkipz tho

This isn't /b/.

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Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Alternative title:
Lebanese hacker from the infamous website known as Jow Forums meddles in US affairs and commits multiple felonies

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

you did gud lebanon

Jason Long
Jason Long

I get it, you did great anyways though. It's not that easy. I suggest we should get a crowfunding going for him and support him instead of harassing him more. Make him a legend. I tried to upload it on YT, but it is max 15 min long. You can edit out the thre mins of silence and convert it here for some shekels if you want.

tovid.io/

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Carter Bennett
Carter Bennett

Some actor user without spaghetti try this. Where’s fucking Arab Jesus? It’s baneposting so it’s harmless.
Anons feel free to improve this script.
Mr. Morgan, I’m CNN/VICE
you didn’t get to bring friends? To help you?
The women weren’t alone, and those guys are not their friends
The bagels (or the guys assaulting you), any charge for them?
The report I just filed with my agency lists you, the big guys, and the women here, but only one attacked you. Correct?
I’ll try can contact them. First one to talk gets to stay in my article. What made them grab you, Mr.Morgan?
the guy who assaulted you, he was a big guy? When he tackled you, was it extremely painful? ... For you
Perhaps we’re wondering why they would insult a man before throwing him out of the place?
no on cared who you were until you put on the sass
I have to find out how much they told you
I have to applaud you, forgive the figure of speech, for crashing the plane... of their worldview
you didn’t fight so good
A lot of loyalty for strangers defending women
was getting caught on video part of your plan?
wel congratulations, you got your word out, what’s the next step of your master plan?
Bonus
according to google maps, a place next to the bagel shop is a Feed and Seed store owned by Sneed. It was formerly owned by Chuck. Have you been there?

Luis Torres
Luis Torres

Thx.

Aren't babels like inflated truck tires to a manlet?

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

You did very well. Most people requesting the retarded questions are summer fags or people trying to subvert you. Media faggots don't want to be scooped.

Wyatt Long
Wyatt Long

It was comprehendable enough so no fuck up here. Based LebAnon

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

Mfw I'm still taller than everybody in that room.

Aiden Smith
Aiden Smith

We are the news now

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

It's also not 2006

Benjamin Cooper
Benjamin Cooper

Oh yaya. Saw that webm. What did he lose his shit about? Why is this on Jow Forums?

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

The hacker known as four-stan takes up journalism
Becomes better jouro than 90% of "professionals"

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

How was the interview Leb-user? Did he sound angry? Was he lashing out? I hope to date a Lebanese qt one day.

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

Are we fake news now? kek good job LebAnon

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

OP delivered bigly.

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

Do you think Chris would object to this being uploaded to Youtube?

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

I dont see why, he gave the interview after all.

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

Becomes better jouro than 90% of "professionals"

That's not exactly difficult. Anons can beat Vice at their own game without even lifting a finger.

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Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

nah, I don't think so. Just go ahead with it, he said he likes the attention.

Anyways, this only makes him look good. At least he got a chance to explain himself

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

5'10 is the minimum acceptable height for a non-manlet.
maybe in 1952

Isaiah Foster
Isaiah Foster

the hero manlets don't deserve

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

He's actually a nice guy. could related. Shorty Rights when?

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

You're my hero, best thing to happen all week this is so fucking funny

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Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

Can someone tell styx to cover this and mention me?
I want to be acknowledged by the wizard himself

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Ian Baker
Ian Baker

Top notch Leb-user! We needed this win

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

Emailed it to some tubers

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

So what happened before the video to lead to the chimp out?

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

One is an honest interview, the other is for (((them))).

Oliver Ortiz
Oliver Ortiz

Good Job user

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Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

This is very based, very golden age Jow Forums esque. Well done

Colton Lee
Colton Lee

styx
you have now lost all respect lebanon.

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

it's in the interview. listen to it

Gavin Hughes
Gavin Hughes

Now that's a good pepe

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Nathan Scott
Nathan Scott

I would have said, "do you have anyone to talk to when someone gets you angry, you know to blow off some steam... for example me and most of my colleagues go to our rabbis and talk or something like that."

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

vice is fake news liberal propaganda

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Ethan Foster
Ethan Foster

But it takes some REAL Brit-Ish journalism to AHSK the HAWD questions

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Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

Every single atrocity in this world, every dictator was commited by a manlet

Really makes you think

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Carson Russell
Carson Russell

youtu.be/tME0rDb_H4Q
youtu.be/tME0rDb_H4Q
I uploaded it to youtube, SHARE IT

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

This is why i come back to this shit hole. I can't wait to listen, good work OP

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

5'9 isn't manlet territory though, right guys?

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Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

I watched some mainstream news recently and all they do is report on shit people are already talking about online. They were literally going through a twitter thread on their big screen breaking down what people were posting.

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

at MINIMUM 5’8
t.5’8
Anything under 6 foot is manlet

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Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

You're missing Adolf and a few others, friend.

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

Alright then. I've clipped the bits together and removed the dead air. Will post soon.

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

5'9 used to be average height several decades ago

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

I wish he would get that 60 minute opportunity to explain his miserable life. You can't have a laugh at handicapped or retarded people but a manlet is free game for everybody. It probably gets exponentially worse the shorter you are and harder not to be consumed by hate. All you can do is get /fit/ and build charisma to maybe have a chance at something, but not every midget can be a Peter Dinklage.

Ryan James
Ryan James

5'9 used to be average height several decades ago
no it wasn't.

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Nicely done. Things like that should happen more often. We are the media now.

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

Good idea.

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

hitting the gym to slim down makes you taller...

Cameron King
Cameron King

Along with Napoleon, Tito and many others. Those are the first that came to mind.

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Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

You continue to project.

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

I got bad news for you pal.

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Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

Much better now

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

who cares white women only go for nogs nowadays anyway

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

Here in the UK the average man was 5ft 7 in the 1950s. Now it's 5ft 10.

Zachary Torres
Zachary Torres

No it wasn't. This manlet meme has been accelerated because of social media. Yes, short guys got picked on a little back in the 90's but not to the extent it is now.

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

vocaroo.com/i/s0Xxo5scTZ5i
So happy I didn't fuck it up
other than not slicing the silence out. retard. why does your flag have an xmas tree on it?

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

Would lanklets rather a white woman mate with a manlet or a black guy. With the manlet you get a 50% chance of a female with the 10% chance of an attractive short white female. By ostracizing your manlet brethren you are contributing to the destruction of your own race.

Juan Cooper
Juan Cooper

Will we have more of these kind of interviews in the future? It sounds interesting being a journalist for a day.

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

We should all follow LebAnons lead and become journalists.

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

Based and manletpilled.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Q U A D S of truth.

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Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

(checked)

Quads of truth

Evan Martinez
Evan Martinez

Not even a question faggot. Wasted quads.

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

Vise news doesn't exist, so it can't sue you

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

SHARE THIS Jow Forums
I uploaded it to youtube
youtu.be/tME0rDb_H4Q
youtu.be/tME0rDb_H4Q
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Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

With all the shitty, lame journalist going around, we should be journalist.

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

leaf
allowed to speak
kys leaf

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

siding with roasties

kill yourself you coward

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

Will we have more of these kind of interviews in the future?
I definitely hope so.
I'll be arranging an interview with Wayne Lambright soon.
All you need is a google/skype number and big enough balls to pull it off.
Just make sure not to do anything illegal.

Leo Cook
Leo Cook

Nice

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

hey there little fella

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Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

Seems like fully independent journalists are the only ones who can still report objective and unbiased. I think this is the future for journalism anyway. No one trust Media giants anymore.

Blake Thompson
Blake Thompson

this is why i live here

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

I thought it was supposed to be a prank bro.
But It was actually a based interview.
Makes sense that he'd go Tony Robinson on everyone after he'd sworn to himself to never back down from an offense, though to outsiders it just looks like he's overreacting from the very signs of disrespect.

I hope he can go mgtow or free himself from outside validation someday, because he sounds like he has some integrity in other parts of his life.

I think I can tune out every other news story about the man now as none of them will be as unbiased as this.
Fucking Jow Forums doing the work of blue checkmarks and cianiggers every day for free.

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Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

Manlets are ALWAYS the top dogs.
Caesar was like 5'2
Napolean was 5'6
Hitler was 5'8"
The majority of engineers and scientists throughout history were short.
There's an inverse relationship between height and intelligence; the shorter a man is, the smarter he is as he has more brain mass per body weight, meaning more energy and proteins are sent to his neo-cortex as opposed to tall "men" who, due to the square-cubed law, require much more energy to do anything and thus they live shorter lives, are less intelligent, and weaker/take more work to get nice gainz.
The only "advantage" they have is women may be more attracted to them, but if your only value is based on ROASTIES, as opposed to being a leader of MEN (like manlets are) then that just proves how pathetic tall "men" are. "Oh, I only like TALL men" <-- literally how roasties and tall "men" think.
If you're a tall "man" you may as well get a sex change now, you're basically a woman.
And yes, I am a manlet and proud. Manlets are objectively superior.

Henry Barnes
Henry Barnes

Incel manlet
Not alt-right Jow Forums loser

You fucks are the biggest hypocrites going.

Bentley Baker
Bentley Baker

Does anyone have the streamable link of him kicking a woman out of his car?

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

You don't know anything about me but I know you're a scumbag. Go white knight somewhere else faggot.

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

Nice quads.
Just saying a shitty stressful youth will stunt your growth. Even this donutmanlet may have normal parents.

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

oh my fuck!

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Brody Morgan
Brody Morgan

Great job, user!

Cooper Miller
Cooper Miller

Use some recording software next time, no phone on speakers shit.

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

Preach it.

Lanklets should either take the short pill or get the rope.

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

Ask if either of his parents are jewish. He’s got a Jew voice and loves bagels.

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

will do
Looking into it right now

Luke Campbell
Luke Campbell

white knight
holy shit what a fucking manlet faggot you are

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Aaron Foster
Aaron Foster

Whats with the faggy video description? This bait is unusable.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

This

Caleb Edwards
Caleb Edwards

So how tall was actually the guy?

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

Interesting actually.
In korea at least, mafia bosses have always had the image of being the shortest but most feared. Lackeys towering over the boss bowing their heads as the manlet boss walks passed.

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Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

5'9 used to be average height several decades ago
It's 1 inch below average now.
5'9" in 50s China is a towering giant.

Josiah Morris
Josiah Morris

kek imagine the salt when the non-coders have their livelihood threatened by casual memers who do their job 100 times better

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

Leb user, could you transcribe his part please?

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

pud meh ihn da screencab X-DDD

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Ryan Murphy
Ryan Murphy

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Austin Hill
Austin Hill

siding with thots and normies over his own brothers

Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

Day of the celling fan can't come soon enough

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

We are the media now.

You don't know how right you are!

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

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Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

You're the same type of faggot that calls people kikes because they talk shit about muslims. Please kys and learn some fucking nuance, you fucking midget retard.

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

based tree-user

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

Based

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

El Chapo too

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

Saved

Brandon Ortiz
Brandon Ortiz

/pol medias arm has finally begun to flex the sky is the limit.....

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Evan Hall
Evan Hall

twitter.com/donaldrosner/status/1149025076269985796?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1149025076269985796|twgr^363937393b70726f64756374696f6e&ref_url=https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/bagel-customers-furious-rant-about-women-leads-to-brawl/news-story/18670c2869e90c0f899434de88be55b9

GET YOUR FREE MINI BAGEL GOYS!!!!!!!

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William Johnson
William Johnson

Women rarely have to make that decision, they just share the Chad.

Blake James
Blake James

There is no nuance in this situation lurch. You're worse than a roastie. Disgusting.

David Taylor
David Taylor

6'
no height shaming
user...

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

kek

Cameron White
Cameron White

Why doesn't he just get a job as a hollywood midget clown like Danny DeVito, or Peter Dinklage or Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

5'10 RISE UP!

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Lincoln Rodriguez
Lincoln Rodriguez

never forget Audie Murphy was 5'4 145lbs

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Jeremiah Wilson
Jeremiah Wilson

just because some fat cunts on social media are making fun of this midge doesn't mean that I side with them.
muh betrayer of race
the "man" acts like a fucking nigger and you want me to defend that? get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

he bullied a woman
that's not ok
KEK, pussy whipped traitors will be the first to get the rope.

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Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

El Chapo
Holy shit i had no idea he was such a manlet.
This proves the korean myth that extra height basically "stretches out" your ki, or soul power.

If bagelman had a more secure childhood (his mother was probably useless), he mightve been a kind of boss himself.

Just to expand on ki bullshit, I'm finding nofap to improve both my gym gains and bitch flirts after about 100 days. Glad I became a lonely single long enough to try this. High recommend it.

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Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

leb-user
Grossly underrated

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

We dub thee Hummusfaggot Al-Amreeki.

Jonathan Nguyen
Jonathan Nguyen

smokes weed
fucking loser degenerate. not our guy

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

calls people kikes because they talk shit about muslims
said no one ever
lurk more redditfag

Jaxon Kelly
Jaxon Kelly

you truly haven't witnessed this? and you have the nerve to call me a newfag. for shame, my man

Xavier White
Xavier White

see Natalja this website is where I get my news from

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Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

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Owen Turner
Owen Turner

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Connor Hernandez
Connor Hernandez

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

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Ryder Wright
Ryder Wright

Bro that was solid gold. You should have asked him if traps are gay straight up though imo. You do seem to be suffering from troll's remore half way through the interview though, which is understandable considering how fresh the OG video is. You might consider planning for yourself to get the target in on the joke at the end of a call like that next time. Knowing that youre going to give him the heads up about what the whole thing is about and show a little cameraderie might help you keep your nerve to ask the really over the top lulzy questions.

Other than that 8/10 best troll of the year.

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

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Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

The OG Doomguy is rumored to be 5'6".

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Christopher James
Christopher James

thread theme youtu.be/8M7pL6ucR9A

Ian Campbell
Ian Campbell

Names? Curious to watch.

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Child, that and vice-versa has been happening for about a decade on this godforsaken Indonesian Curling forum.

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

I wonder why he deleted the video of him arguing with this neighbor? That was my favorite one. I'm glad I downloaded it.

Michael White
Michael White

Great interview, you have good voice and english skills for a raghead :3

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Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

He was acting like that because of roasties and traitors like you. Go back to whatever npc shit hole you crawled out of.

Lincoln Harris
Lincoln Harris

weird, this is one of those events that cross a watershed event in internet history.

The Juggernaut is awakening!!!

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

Reup bruv

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

oh 1 guy in 400 replies trolls by calling someone a kike cause he shits on muslims
its a true story u guys i swear
seriously stop
//boards.Jow Forums.org/r/catalog#s=eddit

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

Upload it, user! share link.

Aaron Wood
Aaron Wood

UFC on FOX 28.
OSP vs. Latifi.
Entire prefight was making fun of the height difference, and he somehow gets the one choke that requires a height advantage too.
Keep in mind, at the time, OSP was feared and the only fighter to even go toe to toe with the undefeated Jon Jones.

Jace Powell
Jace Powell

hope some one falls over with thier oversized shoes

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Caleb Myers
Caleb Myers

You faggots seem to forget the average height has been changing throughout history, growing steadily in the west as life has got better.
Hitler was above the average height of his times, Napoleon was probably also. They wouldn't have been manlets by their own days standards.

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

Just when they thought they'd won, pol radicalised manlets to take up arms

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

I MADE A THREAD ON /b/
BUMP IT //boards.Jow Forums.org/b/thread/804388143#p804388143

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

yeah, nah

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

Really makes you think. Lanklets really are inferior.

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Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

Most of the great men of our History are not tall beautiful übermenschen, it’s maybe manlet cope but I rather be Hitler than a 6´´4 model.
I think beautiful and tall people have alteady everything in life, that make most of them lazy. The bottom of the barrel of our Civilization are mostly fat ugly short goblins but the top of the barrel doesn’t look like brat pitt tho.

Owen Stewart
Owen Stewart

The next civil war won't be fought over race, but height.
The clock is ticking.

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Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

TLDR:
Nice midget, was sexually abused as a child
Bullied as a child
Bullied by roasties and even assaulted for being a manlet
Smokes weed everyday and extremely 420 friendly
Likes the attention he's getting
Doesn't like politics, nor does he support any party

This doesn’t tell me fucking anything. There has to be a story behind why he’s being interviewed. You’re not giving me a story, just random facts about this guy.

Levi Howard
Levi Howard

In a cold information war, initiative, a silver tongue, and tech familiarity are weapons of mass destruction when used in tandem.

Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

I’m so proud of this community.

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

I’m worried that everyone here might start to like Dan Blizerian. He is that one manlet that I hate.

Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

it has to be made into a superficial story or I can't understand it

the absolute STATE of ameritards.

Kayden Johnson
Kayden Johnson

Napoléon was average

Michael Carter
Michael Carter

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Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

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Carter Cook
Carter Cook

He said that he was molested as a child.

-Basically, you have this small man that is angry at being attacked for his lack of height and his inability to defend himself at the barrage of assaults that is his daily life.

Parker Jenkins
Parker Jenkins

listen to the interview burger. I can't be assed to summarize it.

Pretty good though

Julian Bell
Julian Bell

complaining about a TLDR not being detailed

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

Kek

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

Guy in blue could get sued. That would be a nice thing to help him do.

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

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Brody Young
Brody Young

You want more: There are millions of men out there that have this issue and their limited ability to find a mate because of an artificial supereconomic system foisted on humanity based on debt (Usury) slavery.

Clearly this man is angry, and he is just the consequence and result of this system.

If the system wasn't so exploitive he would have a change to find a decent woman to let him pass those short genes.

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

But how many said Chad's could financially take care of kids. They will end up on welfare and then have a kid with Tyrone out of wedlock and the cycle continues. You need manlets to take one for the team and date the ugly friend to keep the femlet gene pool alive.

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Facebook tier normies making fun of our midget.
youtube.com/watch?v=9vzB_nyw14Q
Thumb it down and report it for hate speech (midget abuse)

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Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

You are partly right. However the truth is- average height are the master race. (5' 10" to 6' 2"). Manlets have emotional problems. Lanklets cannot be trusted and are usually idiots for the reasons you explained. All the great people you mentioned were closer to average height, especially for their time periods.

William Wright
William Wright

open your eyes
your eyes are open

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

tripcode that isn't done for faggy reasons
Unironically imagine my shock.
Interesting stuff

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

Bump for KINO CHRIS THE MANLET

Luis Hall
Luis Hall

HIS NAME WAS KINO CHRIS

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

Can i get a quick rundown who is bagle Chris?

Anthony Lopez
Anthony Lopez

Ignore them. Summer is here. We’re not here all year long to piss off some random east coast Manlet. We’re here to piss off the establishment. You just scooped the professionals and you did it for the lulz. And that’s why we’re here. Good job keeping your eyes on the prize.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

see

Christopher Sanchez
Christopher Sanchez

Who can do Epstein and ask him how he feels about being persecuted for being a "successful billionaire" with a "healthy libido?"

Jacob Roberts
Jacob Roberts

yakuza > gay koreafags

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

As a lanklet I don't really see the benefit of being tall, I'm not interested in chasing tail and sitting on any chair or airplane is a nightmare.

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

NEW OPERATION!

jowforums.com/thread/219150498/politics
jowforums.com/thread/219150498/politics
jowforums.com/thread/219150498/politics
jowforums.com/thread/219150498/politics

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Ryder Scott
Ryder Scott

Glad he's taking it well and not bowing down to the Twitter mob or going on an apology tour.

Christopher James
Christopher James

Lebanon
Raghead

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Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

Most all Yakuza are actually zainichi Koreans.
Even Kyokushin Karate was founded by a Korean.

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

His name is Kino Chris

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

Based Taleb poster

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Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks


Most all Yakuza are actually zainichi Koreans.
Not true, only a small percentage.

Even Kyokushin Karate was founded by a Korean.
Yep, but the korean dude took inspiration from original karate which means kyokushin is based on japanese martial arts aswell... also the dude came to japan because japan took over korea hahahaha

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

Why did the guy attack him? There was literally no reason to.

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

mfw i got psyoped into the get tall bro meme
Is this it lads?

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Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

Those who make race war impossible, make height war inevitable. -manlet Luther kang

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

His name is Bagel Boss, and he is ready to strike fear into the heart of every lanklet who dares cross his path. Manlets have finally had enough.

The Day of the Fan is near at hand. Lanklets beware.

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

Ultimately this will get him more pussy than any thing he has ever experienced in his life. bitches dig fame.

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

Who is the hacker "Jow Forums"? And how is he connected to the Vice reporter "LebAnon"?

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Hudson Ward
Hudson Ward

he's very pathetic for attacking a harmless short guy. the absolute state of L*nklet just to be acknowledged by foids and thots.

Carson Lopez
Carson Lopez

They also like aggressive men despite constantly denying it. This might do wonders for his dating life long term.

Charles Cox
Charles Cox

ROTATE HERE
jowforums.com/thread/219147716/politics
jowforums.com/thread/219147716/politics

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

This prick was worse than the guy who tackled him. Why push him out of the door when he was leaving anyway?

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Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

don't really see the benefit of being tall
Because you don't know the hindrance of being short.
The drawbacks of being very tall are real tho, worked with a guy once who couldn't sit comfortably in a car. There's gotta be a sweet spot somewhere above 2 meter height.

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

fresh bread?