Meet a girl on a dating app who is a self described christian conservative

>meet a girl on a dating app who is a self described christian conservative
>we go on a few dates and hit it off
>at first seems like extreme tradwife material, has barely slept around or done drugs/partied
>she's also 5 years younger than me which is a major green flag
>out of nowhere asks me if I want to volunteer for a church and pick up trash with her in 90 degree weather this weekend
>mfw

Why are women so retarded, Jow Forums? They actually think christianity is about helping blacks clean up their horrible communities that they trashed themselves, and not having as many white babies as possible.

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>has barely slept around

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yeah they tricked you

5 years younger and you think she wants your babies right now?

Are you in california by any chance?

you are the dummy.
lead the woman.
She'll follow.

LOL You've been had pal. Trad wives do not exist and will not exist until the welfare state and our cucked out government collapses sorry to say that isn't in our lifetime.

>has barely slept around

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Recreational trash cleanup is a dealbreaker for me.

You didn't actually think a trad wife would settle for degenerate atheist scum did you?

this, thread ended. If you don't go she'll let Jamal and co. ram her ass. Have fun, cuckold.

This girl is too good for you.

That's exactly what a Christian is though, serving their community and helping those in need. You should talk about your feelings then read what Jesus actually said in the new testament.
Praise God!

You're surprised a decent christian woman participates in local church activities that include beautifying her community? Are you retarded kid?

>has barely slept around

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>meet a cute church girl
>she recruits you
>you still think she’s not a sales women.

>dating app
your first mistake

>Barely slept around
>Unironically believing this
topkek, good luck user.

what a dumb fucking imageboard-brained faggot you would have to be to even believe that somebody is dumb-yet-capable enough to get a girl and then post this shit.

Did she actually say the pickup was gonna be in a black neighborhood?
Nothing wrong with picking up trash as charity, plus you would get to see and smell her all sweaty

>has barely slept around

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Nigger it will never be perfect

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Nigger you retarted
>go fuck a pillow

This

>has barely slept around
This should have been the deal-breaker for you. Sleeping around at all is bad.

Otherwise, volunteering for church really isn't that hard.

Based poo

>I picked up a girl that goes to church and now she wants to do church things wtf?

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You sound like a fucking retard. She can do better.

Christcucks are always the greatest defenders of bestiality. Redpill her on cosmotheism and ancestral worship.

Fpbp. Never believe a woman's "body count," it's always a lie.

be a good cuck and pick up tyrone's trash

have
sex

He met her off a dating site too. I can't believe anything on pol.

Why?

nigger unless you're 100% full autismo, weeding out the thots on bumble is really fucking easy.

integrated instagram? fuck off
one of those snapchat filters that make their eyes big? swipe. lefttttttt.
any mirror pics? left.
any cleavage? LEFT. (i am NOT saying girls can't communicate their breast size via pics; the cleavage, though; deal breaker for me)
are you still here? is she white? accept.
also, (NEETS don't read this) bumble premium is really fucking cheap and as girls slide into your beeline all you have to do is go in their and confirm your matches. for a few bucks a month if you have good enough pics you don't even need to actually use the main function of the app)

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because you seem a little jealous/triggered by a woman's sexual history. if you had a little sex yourself regularly, you would feel less excluded from the fun and thus not be suspicious when an user tells you a girl conveyed that she isn't a thot.
>inb4 all hot girls are thots
HAVE
SEX

That's what churches do you retard. Religion is not about picking the things you like and rejecting the thinks you don't like, you either embrace it as a whole or don't call yourself a christian.

Your pic....
Do you work in a daycare?

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only an animal-brained cracker gentile could see mindless non-breeding as """fun"""

how many white women have you converted to le based paganism faggot? trannies dont count.

This. /thread

have sex

Having indiscriminate sex results in more thots. That’s the opposite of what I want, retard

I work in defense.

>have sex
nah b have white chilren and raise them. Get on out of here with that pointless sex peon shit.

Selfless service, user. It's a spiritual tenant. Try it and connect with God.

thats against the covenant you antisemetic little shit

have sex with women who are already thots then you fucking incel

Don’t be a disgusting whore

stop being lazy and do it. she is testing you, see if you are weak

Play the long game here, bud.

But they disgust me, that’s why I want less thots, retard

your sexual frustration is causing you to post incomprehensible nonsequitors again user. have a sexual experience.

its both a test and a date. fucking go do it you dumb nigger.

Better than a religion that considers subhumans my equal, kike worshiper.

please excuse the boomer posting, but... you gotta slay some dragons to get to the princess, user. just wrap it up, you'll be good.

>subhumans
yikes. have sex.

>incomprehensible nonsequitors
>muh "no jews on Jow Forums" meme

> Wants a traditional, Cristian wife
> Doesn't want to volunteer to clean up the enviroment
> "where have all the good women gone?"

do it you fucking mong

>Have sex
Good argument, christnigger.

It’s not cumulative, retard.
Fucking two fives doesn’t equal a ten, and indiscriminately fucking whores doesn’t magically get you a non-whore.
Can you say something actually constructive or interesting now?

White people keep their communities clean. You user, are a nigger.

t. eternally dry noodle

Nigger, I’m married with a kid on the way

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Go pick up the trash dummy

Jus the tip, nigga

She seems great and she is also somewhat redpilled on eco-fascism.

wtf is your problem? stop crying. all you have to do is guide her the last way

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Fbpp

Fucking two 5s at the same time is pretty close to a 10, tho

When women tell you their “count”, multiply by 4 for the true number. That’s how many different cocks have penetrated. Multiply by 8 if you want a count on how many clocks she’s messed around with otherwise.

When guys brag about their count, divide by 4 for the real number.

No it’s not, it’s just two ugly chicks

Just plan a bigger better event to take her too.

Someplace with AC lol

>ask for christcuck
>Get christcuck

fucking hilarious retarded OP

>"the fun"
The fun is dead, it's all about dopamine shots now. Hope yours could beat the phone!

just be yourself bro

have thoughts

She's cheating on you

>has barely slept around
>extreme tradwife material

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I have a trad wife. It rules. Met at Bible study.

I would have gone with her for the fun of bonding with her, what's your fucking problem you lazy normie ? who cares that niggers trashed the place, the fact that you did something virtuous and spent time with your qt is what counts

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Sage