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any new york anons alive??
what happened??
where did you go??
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any new york anons alive??
what happened??
where did you go??
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new york nuked?? wtf am i seeing on the feed!!
>cumskin
>human
Good another cumskin city flushed down the toilet. FUCK YOU WHITEOID FAGs
i take it you're not fron new york then?
waiting on a new york user to post
power outage.
?
this is normal, occasionally a big storm rolls through and flushes the shit out of the subway and necropolis.
The sun came up you retard.
I'm here. I just got up.
Starting my morning routine.
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. What is your morning routine like, anons?
Ate you a chick?
I wake up, make some coffee, fall into my computer chair, then I go to bed after a while and do it again.
Am here but am by the water. What’s happening frens?
Not as faggoty as yours.
>Already 2, maybe 3 replies not getting it
How long would Jow Forums survive if this was real? Would I get to see a real nuclear holocaust thread with a glowing ron paul?
I suspect we wouldn't even know it before the internet is down.
we'd probably call the bill company first to see if we missed a payment or whatever and get a dead tone
We would have non stop skykang thread leading up to it. No one's nuking each other without weeks of escalation.
I really worry about a nuclear attack by Muslim terrorists on a major city. I worry about the Islamaphobia which would follow afterwards even more.
This is impressive even by newfag standards.
SI here. Can confirm not nuked.
I'm from New York and the twin towers just flew over my house
Good point, I'm sure we'd get some comfy happening thread the days and nights before.
Remember when they suspected ISIS were planning a dirty bomb attack on Paris? Shit was cash
based and also redpilled
>Narcissism: The Post
No one gives a shit about you faggot. No one even asked.
Do you enjoy Huey Lewis and The News?
Is that a raincoat?
Holy fuck... Is this board literally just 14 year olds now? I'm 28, how fucking old are you guys? Am I the only adult here? I need to leave this place.
how in the world would you even manage if the supply to your city got hit
You got my hopes up for an actual holocaust
Shame on you
Am I just stupid or is this from American psycho?
Man, look at all these Zoomer replies.
faggot
look i watched american psycho but its not like im going to immediately remember that shit every time i come to a thread
let me redirect you to where you meant to go
Fucking retards replying to this lmao
Ive been up all night playing vidya and cooking. Nothing happened here
Imagine after Space X's satelitte internet is up, and you can shitpost during the nuclear war
whiter than you tyrone
>guys are you fucking SEEING THIS?
Jew York's been gone, my friend. Us user's unfortunate enough to be here stick to our work, school, workouts and vidya. Best to keep your head down and grind until you save up enough money to gtfo. I have friends and relatives who have already done the same, and I will follow them.
and yet you show the part of the island infested with niggers
You're on the border of nigger city. Southwards, you're fine, but go a little further north and you're covered in darkness
I got those fucking NewFag zoomers HARD, bruh.
FUCK YOU ZOOMER FAGGOTS
zoomers btfo by a single movie reference
AN APOCALYPSE JUT FLEW OVER MY 200SQ FT LUXURY APARTMENT
Kek nice
the replies man...Jow Forums is dead
No, you're just an underage newfag. Anyone that's actually been here for at least a year would immediately know that quote.
Don't be such a cock tease.
Well, this is it Jow Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. li
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Please be nice to us zoomer, oldfags
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets...
Imagine not knowing what this is from
Are you an abstraction? Can I shake your hand? Will I feel your flesh gripping mine? Do we probably have similar lifestyles? Are you there?
You have to go back
Based and psycho pilled
...imagine.
You will feel mine, but I will not feel yours.
>I worry about the Islamaphobia which would follow afterwards even more.
So your some kinda faggot then right? If ahmed nukes a major US city it’s game on against any members of the moon god pedo cult anywhere on earth at any time for any reason.
It's from batman, right?
absolutely checked look at the legion of zoomers who post their facebook tier reaction to the post and don't even get the fucking reference i bet you'll cowards don't even listen to hip to be square
This is true
>am I just stupid or
REEEEEEEEEDIIIIT OUUUUUUUUT NOOOOOOOW
Lurk more and we’ll be nice
Nice......very nice.
Immortal line
Gay lmao haha
>being this new
Thread music:
true boomer right there. Were you doing copious amounts of coke at Studio 54 my guy?
Holy fuck, it sure is Summer time in here.
Upstate here, what happened? Are we finally free?