STUDY: CLIMATE CHANGE A HOAX! REDDIT ETERNALLY BTFO!

zerohedge.com/news/2019-07-11/scientists-finland-japan-man-made-climate-change-doesnt-exist-practice

>During the last hundred years the temperatureincreased about 0.1°C because of carbon dioxide.The human contribution was about 0.01°C”, the Finnish researchers bluntly state inone among a seriesof papers.

>This has beencollaborated by a team at Kobe University in Japan,which has furthered the Finnish researchers' theory:"New evidence suggests that high-energy particles from space known as galactic cosmic rays affect the Earth's climate by increasing cloud cover, causing an 'umbrella effect',"thejust published study has found, a summary of which has been released in the journalScience Daily. The findings are hugely significant given this 'umbrella effect'—an entirely natural occurrence—could betheprime driver of climate warming, and not man-made factors.

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>Finnish researchers

And Japanese researchers

>American freedom

Ebin researchers mind you.

helo where is de ebin grand moni? :DDDDD

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Le epic Facebook Boomer meme

>debunks your (((science)))
Nothing personnel kid

>Le epic
>Le
kys

A tweet that I sent molymeme that I edited my name out of is a facebook meme now?
I didn't know that, I don't have facebook.... I feel proud now because I never knew I could meme

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Suspicious observers

based
did not see this coming

Climate Chaos is real

If we don't act we're going to fucking die

Is that what you want?

Stop Climate Change at once, now.

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Those fucking retards sending radio waves into space are to blame for this. Now we have ayys bombarding our planet with galactic rays to kill us off so that they can move in. What's worse is that people don't even realize we are under attack.

>It’s real
>It’s not real
>We’re heading towards an ice age
>Suddenly everything needs to become more expensive for the productive members of society to save the planet

Make up your goddamned minds. I suspect it’s probably real, partially man made and going to affect the planet in ways we can’t predict. Using fossil fuels doesn’t make sense as they are a finite resource and do affect air quality.

There are much more types of attacks than this. No idea the reason we are still here alive.

Local climate change exists (think Mexico city and other infernal shitholes). Man-made CO2 emissions can't possibility do it, but geoengineering, deforestation, pollution and other harmful activities ARE causing it ON A LOCAL LEVEL. Solar activity is also fucking up.

> inb4 retarded kike shill vomits stupidity

much better than >jewish researchers

>finns and japs take out the global warming hoax
Holy shit asians are based

Studies are always contradictory. That's why I eat eggs, drink coffee and smoke every morning. Fuck it.

Don't forget the volcanoes!

>Make up your goddamned minds.
That's what happens when the signal to noise ratio is low, but you've got to publish something anyway. Just like career politicians ruined politics, career scientists ruined science

I smoke but I’m a vegetarian, I call this hedging my bets. I would like a carbon tax on niggers.

>melanin tax for not reflecting solar rays

I knew a climate scientist and he was really freaking out. Basically the type to grow an ‘urban garden’ and wear crocs. He was a nice fellow and gave me some lemons but I got the impression he was permanently terrified.

Of course people who follow any conviction are likely to read the data certain way. I think reducing pollution should be a goal, green politics needs to become the dominion of the right again, but I don’t buy a lot of the specifics that they throw out there.

Genius. Jew tax for honking up too much oxygen.

>could betheprime driver of climate warming, and not man-made factors.
We should be smart about this.

I don't care what is causing climate change. We live in a climate that is suitable, perhaps even optimal for human survival. So if the climate IS changing, then I hope to jebus we ARE contributing to its change, because that means we can do something to slow it down. That's what I care about. I live 3 miles from the ocean and my house becomes worthless if the toilets turn into shit geysers every time it rains.

See ? THIS .. Is why we cant have nice things. You ungrateful bastards are always poking MOTHER Nature in the twat . STAHHP IT. NOWWWWWWW.

I've used this. Thanks. It was hard to find a simple/readable graph before this.

My first question when first studying the climate change question was what was the human contribution.
I was shocked.

They're not saying climate change isn't real, just that man-made factors may not the the main cause. All the bad shit could still happen.
Even if it's not real it's not an excuse to continue polluting our surroundings. There are plenty other bad effects, people are just fixated on climate change as the biggest threat.

The melting ice caps and glaciers will be happy to hear this.

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>zerohedge.com

Hardly a well respected news source. You may as well be quoting the Weekly World News.

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>That's why I eat eggs, drink coffee and smoke every morning. Fuck it.
Same here. Plus im the picture of health, vitality and youthful vigore . And lots of unprotected sex. t. Only 41 yrs old . pic proof related

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this
pollution is a much more hazardous and detrimental thing and people only give a shit about it getting half a degree hotter sometimes

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>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. wr

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And all of these have 1 thing in common: doom porn or the lefty version of Revelation.
It's a belief, not science.
So they kind of have their mind made up. You forgot to add Malthus to this.

>Written by Tyler Durden

kill yourself

>how rude
That's the weather talking

>hope to jebus we ARE contributing
Outside factors being the main drivers doesn't mean we couldn't do something about it. Actually in the best scenario we would find a single or a few factors that contribute the most, and find a way to control or mitigate them.
We should be smart about this and consider nonhuman causes too instead of shunning all the sceptics, maximize our chances.

What news source would you accept, just out of curiosity?

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>no gf
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>poor as fuck
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For what percentage of earths history do you believe the planet has had water ice at the poles?

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When you pretend to overturn 100 years of research in a single paper, anything below Nature or Science should get instantly dismissed

I bet they still use 3g too. Can't even afford a double-wide. So funny. Ha ha ha.

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Well, this is it Jow Forums
>no gf
>family hates me
>poor as fuck
>spent all of my life on Jow Forums
Since you guys have been chill with me, I'll be chill with you.
Live streaming my suicide in roughly 20 minutes. Dk

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Exactly.
Pollution sucks.
Today's version of Environmentalism was hijacked by climate Marxists.
Luckily practical, real reforms have made positive impact, despite them.

>100 years

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It would be true but it isn't. The climate warming or the oxymoron "the climate change" is not even 50 years old you idiot.

the first calculations about the warming that will result for a given human change in atmospheric chemistry were done in the late 19th century

Sorry sweetie, the ice age can’t last forever.

>>REDDIT ETERNALLY BTFO!
>>reddit spacing

>Using fossil fuels doesn’t make sense
Give me a viable substitute for petroleum which also allows us to maintain the human edifice of the 21st century.

Nuclear power

Nuclear literally cures all problems and its specifically opposed by leftists en masse in favor of new taxes, regulation, and control

Its like magic at this point and its just ignored. So until this charade stops ill disregard any green movement out of hand

>nuclear powered airplanes
duhhhhhhhuuhhhhhh dats a good idea mhm

>CLIMATE CHANGE A HOAX!
This is what zoomzooms born past 2000 actually believe.
If you were born in 1998 or earlies you'd know it better.

How do you make plastic out of nuclear power?
How do you build a nuclear power plant without petroleum?

Watch this youtube.com/watch?v=olda6UNMRD4
And then come back to me and how we maintain our society without oil.

This story is probably the greatest Discovery and shitpost Finn's will ever have. Congrats fingol.

You replace oil where possible, not completely

Theres no reason not to other than fits of hysteria about meltdowns

They're the most thorough scientists, they really get the job done.

>glimade change is nod real guys :DDDD

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>You replace oil where possible
Wow, great idea. Instead of giving me empty platitudes, try to actually think about it give me a short list of things you can replace and what you can replace it with.
Because saying "JUST STOP USING OIL LOL" isn't a fucking solution.

All not guest stories are written under that name and have been for over a decade. How new are you? Commonly linked site

>>You replace oil where possible
>Wow, great idea. Instead of giving me empty platitudes, try to actually think about it give me a short list of things you can replace and what you can replace it with.
>Because saying "JUST STOP USING OIL LOL" isn't a fucking solution.
The grid retard

Finland doesn't exist.

>The grid retard
Can you expand on this £grid retard" thing because two-word answers aren't really contributing to a conversation. If you have nothing constructive to say, you might as well keep quiet.

What do you use to replace oil when it comes to every daily life use?

>imagine my shock
I cannot wait to see the mental gymnastics Leftists employ to cope with the fact that the primary basis for their nihilistic worldview, for which they forsake ever having children or pursuing higher ideals, was garbage pseudoscience pushed by the (((globalist))) cabal to extort them out of tax money.

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Fuck off Russian dissenter

>glimade change gaused by elafand fards :DD:DDDDD

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>organge

pay reberaishons :DDD

I didnt say anything about replacing oil moron, i interjected in your posts to another person because of your one stupid comment about nuclear

You can remove masaive swaths of "fossil fuel" use by replacing them with nuclear on things like power grids and relagate each other fuel to industrial, supplemental, emergency, or other niche uses

You probably underestimate how much energy can be replaced by nuclear if you scoff at power grids

By that logic we should still have Aristotle's framework of cosmology. It was 2,000 years in the making.

>we were wrong
Never going to happen and leftists have no problem denying science or reality
>i cant wait until leftists have to admit blacks are low iq on average when the bell curve comes out

>:DDD

please explain

>100 yeara of research
None of which has been concrete or consistent, much less in consensus (despite the meme papers stating so).

Anthropomorphic climate change is an empire built on the sand of feedback loops which are unproven. Literally every article asserting human climate change and runaway warming is based on that premise that hasnt been confirmed by any data not adjusted after the fact

18.000 years ago, half of Europe was under a kilometer thick ice sheet. Noone knows what caused it, noone knows why it started melting away.
8000 years ago, half of Norway, Sweden and northern Finland was still under "Fenno-Scandinavian" ice sheet and it melted away for apparently no reason.
Now you watch a polar bear sitting on a piece of ice in Hollywood swimming pool and cry bloody murder.

You're saying it's correct, just because it has been looked at for 100 years. Aristotle's model of cosmology stood firm among the most enlightened of men for approximately 2,000 years-- and would still be standing today if the only criterion for the validity of a theory were how many people believe it, and how long it's been in place.

Just because 100 years of morons believe something doesn't mean 1 upstart cannot change the world by challenging their axioms.

See: Zarathustra -- On the Famous Wise Men

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>You probably underestimate how much energy can be replaced by nuclear if you scoff at power grids
Look at may flag. We are the global leaders of using nuclear energy. I know how much we can use nuclear everyday, but I also know that you cannot build and maintain nuclear without oil.
To think that oil is only used in energy production is moronic on a biblical level.
Oil is used in too many products to be able to live without it and we've past our peak of conventional oil more than 10 years ago.

So again, everybody has the great idea to stop using oil.
And again I ask what can be used as a replacement.
And again nobody can give me a decent answer because nobody fucking has the clarity to take a step back and see how impossible it actually is.

Touche

>And again I ask what can be used as a replacement.
Use paper instead of plastic.

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I didnt say we should stop using oil because i think oil is great

The difference is that oil, while it is meme hated, doesnt enjoy as many restrictions and fear mongering as nuclear does. Most of the world refuses to build them because of leftist green niggers bankrolling opposition to it while ironically claiming big oil is bankrolling big conspiracy against climate change regulation

>the paper straws im forced to use in my area because of some baww video about a turtle from a decade ago
I HATE you fucking niggers

If Aristotle's cosmology produced useful results and had explanatory value for natural phenomena then the people who challenged it had just as big of a burden to justify their view as thoroughly as possible. The garbage the leaf OP presented fails in that regard.

>paper instead of plastic.
Okay, now look around you and find all the stuff made with plastic and try to replace those with paper.
Do you now see why it's a bad idea?
Sure it's good for straws at your local pub, but to replace the plastics in your car or the frame of your TV it's just not going to cut it.

kek

>straws at your local pub
I had no idea frogs use straws for alcoholic beverages.
You learn something new every day.

>I didnt say we should stop using oil because i think oil is great
We're still going to need to replace it as our dwindling reserves slowly dry up over the next 50 years. Unless we change our consuming habits - which is not going to happen voluntarily.
So unless we're desperate enough to go collect hydrocarbon on Titan, we're going to need a substitute real fucking fast.

>You learn something new every day.
That's even more true for Americans, given the level of education.

If your stupid meme theory can be btfo by one measurement it wasnt that useful was it?

Said stupid meme theory doesnt have a single paper verifying the basis of the religion in the first place, i.e. feedback loops causing runaway warming

Your theories of warming and cosmology do not produce useful results, yet are clung to as dogma.

Deforestation is a huge issue and so is pollution.
Save the bees.
Nuke the chinks, the poos, the dune coons, and the niggers.
Problem solved.

why do germans always have meltdowns when you poke holes in their propaganda religion?

truly the gold standard of memes

no fuck off, we're just gonna ban cars and make you pay more taxes instead.