Jeffrey Epstein Offers Court $32 Million Child Pornography Collection As Bail
Happening!
Logan Ramirez
Aiden Green
I think he's going to have a heart attack soon.
Noah Torres
$32 million collection? Who valued it? Will he give names?
Gabriel Scott
did they get those values from the kelley pink book?
Noah Parker
Asher Scott
>bribing the pedos prosecuting you with CP
a smart move
Caleb Phillips
>theonion
Christian Howard
I always thought the clown world meme was lame, artificial and forced; but idk what else to say except fucking honk
Jonathan Gutierrez
Everyone needs to watch this!
youtube.com
Lincoln Cooper
Beware the grabler
Landon Stewart
>theonion
Carson Jackson
I believe it.
Joshua Reed
>bro have my cp collection and let me go k?
Benjamin Wright
Kek
Bentley Rogers
>OP thought the onion was a reputable news source and not a satire website
Brody Jones
you do understand that this is not true right?
Gavin Roberts
shh
Evan Anderson
>theonion
0/10
Grayson Parker
>Sotheby's of London has done extensive market analysis and research into the authenticity and salability of Mr. Epstein's comprehensive collection.
Levi Williams
>theonion
What was the court going to do, auction off the CP collection?
Ryan Richardson
do you think the usa gov has not sold tons of drugs? or millions in arms to terrorists? you think they will draw the line at selling tasteful kiddie porn?
Oliver Parker
Its WHO is performing sick sex acts with the kids on the collection, Big names! Schumer, British royals, just about EVERY sleazy politician or actor. The true blackmail value alone is in the Trillions!!
Mason Peterson
Yeah, but you can't put up your trunk full of coke that the cops seized as collateral for bail, even if they turn around and snort it or sell it themselves.
Camden Gutierrez
Perhaps its value is higher than what can be lawfully seized. Then again knowing our High Bandit police forces there probably isn't a limit.
Asher Parker
I believe they can keep it as evidence, but they can't sell it or give it away. Kind of like if they catch you with something iffy, they might be content with just destroying it depending on the circumstances. But if you transmit it to somebody else then you're in a whole different circumstance.
Kind of how they probably don't care much if you posses weed, and might even just let you keep it. But if you're a dealer or possess large quantities that suggest an intent to distribute, then that's a different ballgame.
Lucas Taylor
so you trying to tell me that the usa never dealt in drugs?
Levi Martinez
No, not at all. Just that they don't liquidate contraband and give you the money.
David Jackson
>Perhaps its value is higher than what can be lawfully seized.
So literal infinity?
Also:
>our
Austin Fisher
>Hurr durr let's steal someone's boat because they might have fucked a kid on it.
There are limits. It just depends on exactly how the limits are described.