ICE is going to start rounding up illegals this weekend. They've already started preparing to make arrests throughout California. However, the left has "rapid response networks" to help hide illegals from justice. We need to fuck them over and help ICE do their jobs. With me?
All you have to do is jam up their phone lines. Optimally, feed them false information about ICE movements to keep them distracted instead of immediately revealing that you are just trolling them. I've listed all of the California ones below. Keep calling, and DON'T FORGET TO DIAL *67 BEFORE YOU CALL TO HIDE YOUR NUMBER. Anyone can help, just keep calling, and if you get hung up on, call another number. Enjoy.
I live in LA and my instagram feed is filled with : "ICE Checkoints at [list of road cross sections]". I pass on the "popular" ones listed on my way to the gym every day, and never see anyone. Their rapid response bullshit is bullshit and won't help anything. ICE is smarter than these retards and they don't stand a chance
Cooper Adams
A very good plan. Scope out google earth make sure when you report you use actual addresses.
Is there anyway to use a large number of Google Voice (or any other phone #s) to autodial those numbers and shut all of them down?
Parker Murphy
These assholes that alert illegals to ice raids are treasonous to the United States
18 U.S. Code §2381. Treason
Whoever, owing allegiance to the United States, levies war against them or adheres to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere, is guilty of treason and shall suffer death, or shall be imprisoned not less than five years and fined under this title but not less than $10,000; and shall be incapable of holding any office under the United States.
Andrew Hernandez
Just called one of their lines. I was on the phone for 4 minutes giving them false information before I couldn't answer his questions anymore, told him that I loved ICE, and hung up. Call them!
Liam Martin
sry racists, but the raids will be cancelled due to severe flooding in the south.
>ICE is going to start rounding up illegals this weekend. Of all the things that will never happen, this will never happen the most. Trump is a useless cuck.
So basically half the border patrol are committing treason.
Austin Parker
pmub
Ethan Turner
I just called every number on that web page. Only 2 answered (west marin and Monterey county). I asked them if they were helping illegal aliens evade arrest by the police. The lady who picked up for Monterey county got SO MAD. > first of all *sir* the proper word is undocumented
Sebastian Carter
Remember people. Right now it's like 630 in commifornia.
Some of these offices might not he staffed right now
Liam Martinez
Is there anyway we can really fuck these guys for aiding and abetting illegals? Like forcing their responders into walking into an ICE trap?
Jeremiah Gomez
Good point. Call tomorrow morning when they have the most operators available.
Angel Wood
We'd be have to find a trap already set or bait both parties
Sebastian King
Spread the word that there are safe havens in liberal gated neighborhoods. Tell them that various pro-illegal dems like Pelosi and Maxine Waters and leftist Hollywood stars have opened up their mansions to shelter illegals during the raids.
Make fake letters with signatures and post them online with instructions to show them to whatever security guarding the property in order to be let in.
William Hughes
Be sure to add more. Add so many that every street has an ICE checkpoint.
Nathan Evans
>before I couldn't answer his questions anymore, So give us a list of questions they ask so we can be prepared.
If you want to get in the game, get in the cybersecurity game and get in the subment intellegence agencies from the inside. DHS is giving free training w/ college credits and certificates, cuz of Trump's latest Executive Orders.
>I pass on the "popular" ones listed on my way to the gym every day, and never see anyone. Their rapid response bullshit is bullshit and won't help anything. ICE is smarter than these retards and they don't stand a chance
Is it theoretically possible to call in fake checkpoints every afternoon so that your drive home from work will take just a few minutes instead of a few hours due to all the illegals staying home?
Andrew Adams
pfumpf for dem funz
Nicholas Martin
>Like forcing their responders into walking into an ICE trap? They COULD be arrested, it's not like they're being shy about their locations. Best move for ICE is to raid these shitheads FIRST. Most of them are gonna be illegals in there anyway.
OH...post celeb addresses but not the names...IE
Safe haven: go here, insert Cher's address. at first I was like...pic related, then I was like hAHAHAHAHA my sides.
So the best one to tweet is the shooped spanish version. Best version.
Trump vowed to only deport about 2000 illegals. Hello, boomer.
Julian Smith
>Spread the word that there are safe havens in liberal gated neighborhoods. Tell them that various pro-illegal dems like Pelosi and Maxine Waters and leftist Hollywood stars have opened up their mansions to shelter illegals during the raids.
LOL
Evan Williams
Nice try, but I’m not doing your dirty work, Stephen Miller
Bentley Rivera
The one in Ventura is
Daniel Peterson
Call the Monterey county lady. Triggering her is pretty fun.
Jaxon Miller
>call in fake checkpoints every afternoon so that your drive home from work will take just a few minutes Seems like it should work. Also cut the risk of a drunk Mexican uninsured driver accident.
John Myers
well then they won't be helping many when ICE does its raids outside of business hours kek.
Kevin Collins
God this could be the next great Jow Forums op. Take my bump and tell me what I can do.
Hunter Jones
>your only choice to avoid deportation is to FIGHT the ICE agents. Is it legal to call for violence against agents?
Hudson Moore
The English one has a typo, too. No clue about the Spanish one, but two Mexicans said it was alright.
Jacob Jones
I just called the Montery county and the woman answered in Spanish. I said I got 3 woman, 2 children and 3 men in my basement and she said she could help ke find a housing program for them.
Called her a bitch and hung up, gave her a name and a adress
Is she illegal? Should not be too hard for those among you with lib twatter accounts to get that Spanish one viral.
Aaron Walker
possibly...
Christopher Powell
It's supposed to be fight in the court with a lawyer. The best photoshopped version had a number to call for a free lawyer but it was actually the ICE phone number. I couldn't find that version, though. People made these 2 years ago and I managed to dig them up from the Jow Forums archives.
Kayden Wood
Just tried it. No answer.
Lucas Brown
You should have said you had ten minor children in your basement that you had intended to keep but with the raids you've changed your mind and ask them if they want them.
Lincoln Edwards
That put a smile on my face.
Liam Morales
tfw you'll never get to be an elite spic wrangler with over 350 confirmed raids on illegals
Luis King
There's actually quite a few to choose from.
Gabriel Gray
I just tried the Monterrey one and couldn't get through. I got the Ventura one after 3-4 rings
Nicholas Stewart
Bro. I got a minor at my house right now. Should I call and have him say he doesn't want to be in America and he's locked in a room at (address redacted)
Brayden Adams
Haha that makes me want to call her again
Easton Russell
Suck it gen z. Gen x was best.
Luke Nelson
absolutely yes
Chase White
Send them into black neighborhoods and let the games begin
Carson Wood
>Is she illegal? Maybe. She certainly seems to think illegals have more rights than citizens.
Tyler Powell
have a bump
Xavier James
>crank calling and not using a soundboard
You guys are literal fucking amateurs.
Please tell me that you're all a bunch of retarded fucking millennials.
Protip: Use this, it's a Consuela from Family Guy sound board.
Don't believe me? Google "consuela family guy sound board" and it's the first result in Google.
Robert Martin
Bump. Great plan. I will help. I live in the midwest but I still have my CA phone number, so that should help.
Easton Barnes
MAKE FLYERS That look like regular Report ICE raids flyer but instead of their phone number use a direct line to ICE as the phone number, those idiots will call the deportation squad on themselves
Christopher Morgan
Ventura doesn't ring for me. It just goes straight to a Spanish message that they're too busy rn.
Gabriel Gomez
:(. They are all blocked over here. By law you need to identify yourself to get a number therefore anonymous number services are blocked. You literally need to go to your provider and show your ID otherwise your number wont get activated.
Jaxon Rogers
user I'm nowhere near cali but have you also tried sending in photos of illegals or lefties that protect them to the police. Using some binoculars and a camera? Also what about social engineering to make your way into their ranks and help coordinate big busts?
Hillary the cannibal pedophile thinks she's untouchable. She can emigrate to Mexico or Israel if she hates the US so much
Julian Brooks
>find numbers for the offices (In OPs link) >make it so a bunch of numbers try calling all offices >find their fax if they got one >spam fax with a neverending fax of an all black page to dry up their printers.
James Collins
not gonna drive 100km+ to get a free phone number. Our gas is expensive as fuck because muh environment. 1 liter (0.264172 US liquid gallon) costs 1.50€. The green party wants to raise that price to 3€
Landon Hall
>Bro. I got a minor at my house right now. I am not sure how I feel about this
