Alright, you know what time it is. Based chinese culture thread

Alright, you know what time it is. Based chinese culture thread

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Go to /b/

yay! bout time

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what. the. literal. fuck?

this is what happens when you give modern technology to a people that is still living in the 1500s

chinese people exploding is political

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Chinga chonga we sit in middre of highray, we be ok.

bruh this is the country that's gonna take over? hahaha

they're probably watching failblog videos and saying the same thing about westerners

consider theres 1.4 billion of them and not all are retards

If anything their lack of concern about human life could prove to be their greatest strength. I can definitely see chinks pull off kamikaze tactics, and with 1.3 billion drones, that is quite dangerous.

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China is like Hollywood - any slight collision results in an enormous explosion

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lmao that police officer is like "is that dude dragging a woman he just drugged, in order to rape and murder her later? sigh guess it's just another tuesday".

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This is actually not China but Israel.
This piece of shit ruined my morning by stopping all trains for a few hours.

well like aussie fren said: they're probably watching videos of westerners dragging women across the road

strike

looks like he tried to grab her not push her

if you were at the station a little earlier you could've joined your kike brother

is he alright?

Lel. Cop be like
"Yeppers, my jurisdiction ends past the double yellow line. Here , let me block traffic for you. See ya!!!"

Always.

A.

Fucking.

Leaf.

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This. I knew I saw that webm in another thread not related to China, thought it was some Eastern Euro country. Also that person is based. I'd kill myself too if I was a kike.

This one wins, just for pure style. That's epic level spatter.

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Dont chew seeds on the train in the future.

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I dont know how to post webms

"God damn it, now I have to do this whole mission from the beginning. I hate this fucking game."

why everything always explodes or get into flames in china

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This one is my most favourite ever, because I often think about what would happen if I did the same thing when I'm at the front of a bus.

fucking kek. he was probably happy. one less chink to think about.

what is up with chinks and them defying the laws of physics? in many of these videos they barely touch a vehicle or a moving object and they get thrown in the air like ragdolls. this shit is not normal

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Oh no!
I have to watch and always regret at least one....

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Why are chinks apparently incapable of using the brake pedal or seeing pedestrians?

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they do use the brake pedal. but chink cars being chink quality means that they don't always work lol

Kick me, rex

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my only guess is they have very poor driver license regulations

that is probably the bravest chink (fatty in black) that has ever existed. risking getting skull-hammered for two other fellow chinks? give him/her a fucking medal

Thot removal: Successful.

I thought the Chinese were supposed to be really smart

> come back the road isn't safe!
> fuck you I AM WOMAN

> seeing pedestrians?
Have you seen their eyes? Can't see shit Capt

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Narrow eyes limit their vertical field of view.

how many did he kille

I think their feet can't reach the pedals

Beautiful launch, and form, but the landing was weak.

How the fuck was the kid still alive and moving after all those kicks into the head?

They're arrogant. If they hit you with their car, it's your fault for not getting out of the way in time.

They're truly insects.

Imagine experiencing this from the perspective of black shirt guy on the bench.

His mistake was looking away, instead of keeping his eyes on the ball

you forgot the official thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=MCF5jw_zhD8

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Why couldn't he dig himself out?

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I was going to ask this same question. Do the Chinese just have some kind of aversion to using their brakes?

The most brutal thing of all is Chinese history.

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angle perspective you retarded leaf

Imagine being raped and enslaved so fucking hard for centuries that literally half the "Han Chinese" population is ethnically unrelated to the other half.

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>ball
That's a really weird way to spell 'ballistic corpse' but straya always did have funny slang.

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>roastie get roasted

He's right though

going around downtown
dragging my bitch
she's gonna make me a sandwich

I had to respond to a fire alarm service call. The chinese workers pulled a pull station because they thought it would silence the smoke detector they set off.

All these videos make sense now.

This 1 ends before he hits the water?

Because fuck you, if you no rich enough own car you no rich enough to live. If you no smart enough not walk on road you no smart enough live, if you no fast enough dodge car, you no fast enough live, if you no strong enough stop car you no strong enough live, if you no good look enuf to be notice on road, you no good look enough live. Future HAN will be survivor of all this and breed strong HAN children invulnerable to car

Stupid guai lo no understand, if they bang ppl on road they stupid get out say sorry, pls take my money and pls get me in trubbleru , if ppl bang is jew or black they bring home fuk wife and daughteru too

Stupid guai lo Barbarian

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hot, literally

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wow, poor old ladies' motherly instincts kicked in and tried to save the other two, only to end up dead. no wonder chinks have become emotionless drones

This has to be fake. That was too retarded a way to die

asian """""""""men"""""""""

I hope they executed him

Based tall master race

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Kung Fu!

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That's how you teach manlets, that's the way they can finally learn.

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They'll take over building one empty commieblock at a time.

wow all of the legs of the bench were blown right off

That one is great because he was like for a second, omg I survived, and then the big surprise

Waifu

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that reaction time

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that looks cgi

China is like this mainly because of communism and (((anglos)))

jesus

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