No longer neet

Anons I am 21 no longer a NEET come monday. I need to know what the fuck it's like being a wagie, esp in a tech setting. What the fuck do I wear, what the fuck do I talk about? I am not ready

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Wear cargo shorts and give subtle christpills to your sheep workmates. Best of luck.

This

dress similar to your interview on the first day, gradually dress down according to what everyone else is wearing.

perfect.

Wear a cape and talk about Hitler non-stop.

Wear slacks, a collar shirt. Talk about maybe sports or some popular television shows. NEVER mention politics. Be the presentable, socially admired white man that this sub thinks they are. Look people in the eye when speaking to them, nod and say mmhm, affirm you are interested in what they are saying, and give them polite good mornings and goodbyes. It’s really not that difficult.

>I need to know what the fuck it's like being a wagie, esp in a tech setting.

do you like the smell of curry??

Fake it until you make it.

>i.e. be a normie and good luck looking yourself in the mirror at night.

well make sure to talk politics the first day, let everyone know your a white nationalist and hate niggers probably a good place to start

>socially admired white man that this sub thinks they are
this isent reddit

Because redpilling your coworkers is going to go over just well. Not worth not being able to pay rent to the jews who own your apartment.
Oy vey

Is that advice for a hedge fund.

>give up and shut up

Be professional and courteous. Dont speak like a timid bitch. Give firm hand shakes. Be confident and moderately assertive, but also humble. Dont mention politics. You dont have to be silent. Talk about things that interest you without revealing your power level.

Basically, be the nicest kindest white guy theyve met thats not a bitch. This does a few things: It makes women want you. And, if youe true political beliefs ever come to light, it will blow their minds that you're not some sieg heiling neo nazi they imagine conservatives are. That makes you "rebellious" like women like and helps make them more comfortable with their own conservatism. This goes not just for women but all but the most SJWy of co workers. Also, being likeable BEFORE your politics are revealed helps convert people to our cause. They think, "hey, user at work is really cool. Hes covered for me a few times. But hes conservative? Maybe MSNBC doesnt have it all right" It helps break the conditioning.

I gave OP the best advice ITT. Blowing my cover as a double agent redpiller changes nothing! Only kikes would oppose my means!

卐 Fuck you 卐

1st IT job? They go over that during orientaion when u sign ur w4 and i9

Your advice was useless. OP didn't ask how to be a cuck zombie. I stick by capes and salutes.

What if you aren't interested in anything but clown world and national socialism?

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>tfw you dont learn the day one office worker welcome dance
You better start practicing user

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Don't talk, listen. Dress fancy. Polo shirt.

How to remain a NEET you mean? Do you think Trump would be president if he named (((them)))? No.
Even Tarrant said those who are not picking up guns better be advancing as white members of society and having babies which cost money, more than the mothers. Remaining a larping NEET does nothing.

You were supposed to discuss this with your employer. General dress code for non-public facing office work is business casual (look it up), no tie. Shoes don't have to be dressy, but should not be sneakers or too outdoorsy. If you have time to squeeze in some shopping at a department store, go ask someone for help putting together a business casual wardrobe on a budget.

What do you talk about? If you're a man, you'll be expected to work or talk about work. Headphones are good at deflecting unwanted conversations, though older people might not pick up the signal. If you're a woman, talk to other women about your relationship problems. Don't talk to men, we're busy.

All of this could change after you get there and observe the people around you.

True NEETS deserve the bullet to be honest

recently hired a socially awkward kid on service desk, with the kind of cringey edgelord sense of humour that makes me think he's a Jow Forums user.

talk about whatever you want, but try to read social cues for fuck sake. if someone has 20+ stackoverflow tabs open and they're barely responding to your dumb fuck questions, take it as a hint. stop talking.

Dress a step up from your colleagues.

>Even Tarrant
As if that clown is some sort of role model, he only made things worse. Gave the govt. an excuse to strip citizens of their rights and gave legitmacy to the term 'Islamophobia'. You fucking suck.

That ID!
>I’s a loser

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You’re too arrogant to be civilized and too much of a bitch to act on it. What do you do then? Absolutely nothing. You only have one or the other once you’ve taken the redpill and considering this is a board of peace, I’m surprised this thread isn’t more common

Wear a TempleOS shirt or don’t bother leaving the house.

welp you won the id tag contest for the next week or so, loser.

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accurate

The only thing that works without giving away ur power level

listen to five minutes of ESPN radio on your drive to work. You will borrow enough sportsball highlights to LARP as an NPC.

"How about [SPORTSBALL TEAM], Fellow NPC?"
"Ah yes, I [REPEAT THE EXACT THING ESPN RADIO SAID THIS MORNING]"
Then you can smile and continue your day.

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I really tried to understand what you just said but failed miserably. Slowly drip-feed normies redpills and ask thought-provoking questions, or, you know, sit like a drone with your mouth shut and your mind dulled until you snap one day and off-yourself before doing or affecting anything.

If you have trouble with confidence, go to the gym.
Unironically the best motivator for me to learn how to be social.
The idea is that you do some bullshit workout - I do squats, doing farmers walks between each set, then overhead press, doing farmers walks between each set, then deadlifts, doing lat pulldowns between each set, then do squats again, doing pullups between each set, then do sets of 5 minutes cardio, three minutes lat pulldowns, and just repeat this shit until I get to about 70 minutes (by this time I've burned 1200-1400 calories).
Then I find somebody doing an exercise I don't know, and ask them to show me.
It's amazing how easy conversation is when you're both too tired to think plan sentences, and too adrenalized to think about the second/third step in a conversation.
It's absolutely incredible. I don't even go to the gym to workout. I go because it helps me practice not being a sperg in conversation.
I don't stutter anymore, I can hold conversations without trying to autistically plan shit, I don't soend minutes agonizing over and thinking about every last word, and most of all, I don't spend days thinking about all the mistakes I made in conversation.
I'm working on applying that conversation methodology beyond the gym.

Jfc you're 21 and don't know how to behave around other people? You sound like a pussy. Man up.

No one takes the redpill except by choice or denial kicks in and you’re subconsciously demonized as an antisemetic white supremacist and they wouldn’t be far from the truth. The best redpill you could possibly give them is acting like an upstanding white person who works harder than anybody else, is respectful, and everyone enjoys being around.
>thought-provoking questions
>hey Susan, ever wonder why a van of jewish intelligence operatives filming 9/11 as it happened?
>goodmorning Dan. Oh by the way, isn’t it crazy how 13% of the population commits majority of crimes?
>We’re working hard today guys! Like Israel on undermining white society, am I right?

slam a thors hammer on your bosses desk and tell him hes a cvck

>loser
kek as spoken loser

Broke out of neetdom at 21 as well. Waging is trash but I made sure to eventually do something I can now tolerate and get some decent time off. Neetdom at a young age is also shit but you should be planning permanent neetdom during your wagecuck years. Hopefully early retirement at 45-50

Fuck off optics cuck nothing wrong with killing your enemies

It's quite awful. You'll be wishing you were a NEET again

>if you kill your enemies they win

or start smashing heroin and meth mixed together it will perk you up and give you confidence for the 2 months before it destroys you

I agree with your general sentiment but I don't think Holocaust questions are particularly thought-provoking for people who don't already care to think about it, as you said. So I meant more along the lines of
>Dave: hurr durr Orange Man bad
>why?
>Dave: something something white man
>isn't that racist?
Look, not a good example but still, be subtle, but be true to yourself - as well as being an upstanding chap of good character.

You'll like it, then in 10 years you'll regret. Wage is just communal slavery, slaves used to belong to a single master, now they can choose them.

It's not about optics, it's about pragmatism. He's not going to be doing much in jail, is he? And how many people were convinced by his argument?

In 50 years we'll get another 1% to break out of npc thought. Almost there

You're going to find that most of the workers are generally right-leaning. They won't be like us on /pol, and they'll support some semi-liberal bullshit (like DACA), but they don't want open borders, they don't want a non-white nation, and they don't hate President Trump. You can find t his out by having 1 on 1 conversations with these people in the smoke pit or wherever people go for break at your job.

You'll also find out that Indians smell like shit and never bathe. They also don't understand how to use critical thinking or improvisation to solve a problem. They'll follow a documented process. If it doesn't fix the problem, they'll do it again. If that doesn't work, they'll do it again. They are incapable of deviating from the script.

Overdress for your first day. Dress business casual+ for the first week or two. After that, dress like everyone else.

alot of people were, tarrantism is seeping into the mainstream bucko