500.000 people pledge to storm Area 51

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

US Military replies: The Military ‘Stands Ready’

HOLY SHIT!! HAPPENING!!!!!!!

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Camden King
Camden King

SOURCE thedailybeast.com/area-51-stormers-air-force-warns-the-us-military-stands-ready

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Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

The U.S. Air Force has now offered a word of caution to the more than half a million people who said they would be attending the Facebook event “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us” in September: “[Area 51] is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,”spokeswoman Laura McAndrews told The Washington Post. “The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA!!!!!

Adrian Phillips
Adrian Phillips

Despite the warning, users are still posting memes theorizing the best way to break into the top-secret facility on the event page, where organizers said, “If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets.”

Hudson Edwards
Hudson Edwards

there will be a large group demonstration at or as near to the main gate as they can get with plenty of selfie opportunities for all and a line of soldiers standing guard on the other side of the fence laughing at the dumb hippies
not very happening

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

That's rich
Nobody stopped the 50 to 100 that came at the southern border

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

the retard US soldiers can't even stop 1000s of illegals entering your country.

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

I thought it was a meme

Jason White
Jason White

shows how retarded the US military is.

This is PR nightmare for them

[Area 51] is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,”spokeswoman Laura McAndrews told The Washington Post. “The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets.

Why would they even reply like that?

Cameron Butler
Cameron Butler

they have more than enough time to get rid of evidence now

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Wasted digits. Best and most hilarious outcome would be violence

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

PR nightmare
you obviously don't understand how america works.
all this does is strengthen our resolve of laughing at idiots.

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

Best and most hilarious outcome would be violence
incorrect!
best and most hilarious would be roll out of 2% of area 51's forces and watching 100k people flee in terror.

Leo Powell
Leo Powell

They might think it's a Chink or Russia meme psy-op to get people into the Skunk Works shit.

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

"our resolve"
are you retarded?

The US soldiers talk like niggers. Pic related
You want to identify with people like that?

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Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

nobody thinks they'll actually get inside but they may get closer than anyone has ever been before
all those cameras so close to the base may even be why this event popped out of no place perhaps started by a state actor of (((some))) sort

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

why? The US military serves the people. They should be scared of the people, not vica-versa

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

redditors vs 3000rpm challenge
yeah i wish

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Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

they take this serious

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Michael Hill
Michael Hill

September 20th 2019
The US President has deployed the 1st Marine Division and the 1st, 3rd, 4th, 7th, 29th, 34th, 35th and 38th Infantery Divisions to Area 51
Over 800,0000 people have gathered beyond the perimeter
The crowd starts to roll
Shooting begins
Hundreds of thousands die
Videos of the slaughter make it to social media
This results in an outrage
The 800.000 now get support by every gun owning American
A brutal war erupts that makes the Civil War look like a petting zoo
Tens of millions of Americans die within days
The USA is reduced to a 3rd world country in weeks
China and India take over
Pollution of the athmosphere reaches unprecedented highs
Global warming accelerates, killing billions
2030
Earth is largely depopulated
A planetary carcass, roaming the universe without purpose
All because of "Muh aliens"
The absolute state of the society in which we indeed do live in.

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Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

fucking hippies are trying again lol

Oliver Bennett
Oliver Bennett

Remember, though, if you're a citizen, they'll fire on you

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Unironically thinking Area 51 is like Area 25.

Cameron Nelson
Cameron Nelson

Americans are dumb - the post

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

That's because that's not their job, toothpaste

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

This. Get mexicans and ecuadorians to storm it. They will be invited inside given shelter and food

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

he doesn't know
we're so much better than you.
just cry already.

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

internet pledges
like 20 people might show up

William Butler
William Butler

they should take it serious
most folks go alone and get stopped miles from the fence
these people are going to be right outside the fence with 100s of smart phones all trying to record anything they can reach
it would be a goldmine for an enemy intelligence gathering operation or a great cover for a small group to try something much larger that's been planned a lot longer than this faceburg event

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

the fall of the empire will be amazing

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

The US military serves the people
those that want to break into area 51 and divulge our military secrets to foreign nations are not our people, they are insurgents.

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

Why not Fort Knox?
Area 51 is a distraction.

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

THIS IS A FUCKING PODESTA PSY-OP WITH UNKNOWN IMPLICATIONS

THIS IS NOT REAL AND NEITHER OS THE "BIZZ" SURROUNDING IT

ANYTHING INVOLVING ALIENS WILL BE FAKED BECAISE IT VOMES FROM PODESTA AND HIS CULT

Angel Hernandez
Angel Hernandez

20 people show up
one guy tries to run through the gate and gets arrested
the end

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

may get closer than anyone has ever been before
people have made it inside.
they just get escorted out because they're old crackpots.

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

kek

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

Why would they reply like that?

As you can see it’s a womyn. Thousands will die.

Sebastian Foster
Sebastian Foster

What are you going to discover at ft knox? There's no gold there.

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

post hole, cunt.

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

Exactly.

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

BAZZA AFTER RETURNING FROM THE AREA 51 RAID

FRESH NEW GEAR EH LADS CHECK OUT MY DEATH RAY LASER HAHA

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Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

yea like Jesse ventura? lmfao

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

Podesta and DeLonge are co-ordinating on aliens....for your benefit? Get fucking real. There is a major psy op here and it is fifth column in nature.

John Morris
John Morris

t. Sgt Wilson Camp Humpreys

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

they also didn't mark the time and date on facebook and tell the guard they were coming

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

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Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

The USAF should kill as many as possible. The gene pool will be as proved.

If only the military would kill those coming across the southern border.

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

Storm the homes of politicians, media trash, and corporate cancer for their support for the millions 3rd worlders who have flooded across the US border

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Cameron Ward
Cameron Ward

you don't want to know what's under knox...
du
iridium
solidified radon

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

US Military replies: The Military ‘Stands Ready’
500,000 people
They are crossing the desert to storm the weapons testing facility.
Military
Okay troops, we get are long awaited mass population test
They break out the 5G brown noise weapon
Fire
500,000 people simultaneously shit themselves in the desert
moans of dis-pare heard for 100 miles around
laughter hear around the rest of the world, except for redit where the feminists are screaming "how could Trump do such a thing".

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Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

aliens
nobody cares about mexicans.

Blake Gray
Blake Gray

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Carson Cox
Carson Cox

Protect America by killing Americans. We pay for it but we can't even look at it!

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

everyone that sets foot in the area is automatically drafted into two years of service?

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Leo Martin
Leo Martin

20 people show up
one guy get super high and stumbles towards the area because of lmao weed dude yolo. Is rejected at the gate
the end

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

,000 people simultaneously shit themselves in the desert
It will be a very small percentage of the 500,000 who actually make it there.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Why does it talk like that?

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

i heard in a rumour tahat even if you got inside the nerve gas would get you or the machines guns.

but I hear a rumour that raw platinum is in there
that's not worth it then those are just useless elements to normies

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

FUCK!
The room is dark
One of the screens is GREEN!
GREEN MOTHERFUCKER
This means it's very serious indeed...

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

yes

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Levi Allen
Levi Allen

I wish Art Bell was alive to see this.

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

protect america by killing americans
big brained

Xavier James
Xavier James

100% CIA/MOSSAD/MI6 led to paint Trump's Administration as evil and the cause if guards open fire on Americans

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

big plane

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

how is this not End Game in real life ?

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Liam Green
Liam Green

We wont fire on invading criminals that will damage us citizens.

We will fire on us citizens for coming near our base.

Man, fuck the military.

Brandon Roberts
Brandon Roberts

The fact that such a large number of burgers is taking this ridiculous meme seriously tells you everything you need to know. The stupidity of this idea is off the charts. Yes, the military is watching you post online. Yes, they will protect their interests. Yes, they will use an extremely violent response against anyone who arrives at those gates and tries to enter.

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

it's Nevada
they'll probably be firing on 60% illegals anyway

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

ayy lmaos are a very serious issue and we shouldn't meme it.

they're superior beings that don't give a fuck about human sovereignty on earth, and we can't do shit to stop their experiments/abductions (that sometimes are fatal)

They hide their existence so we don't revolt against them.

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

Real question, what if they actually find aliens?

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

this.

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

You realize this is a psyop to get the conspiracy people to stop talking about and investigating Epstein

They rather you talk about aliens

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

Then ICE will be busy.

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

The US military will be loving this. It gives them a chance to test out their non-lethal weaponry on a mass scale.

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

Protesters be like

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Logan Wood
Logan Wood

dell keyboards

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

Ayy lmao orgy?

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Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

such a large number of burgers
0.1528117359413203%

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

correct!

Joseph Jones
Joseph Jones

user, THEY are the aliens.

Leo Martinez
Leo Martinez

he thinks theyll be able to kill hundreds of thousands when almost a million will storm
after the first 30 bullets the people will be at their throats

Kayden Foster
Kayden Foster

what if they actually find aliens?
they will, they are stationing illegals there this very moment.

Jordan Hall
Jordan Hall

I’m just hoping to see the carnage on Beat Gore.

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

after the first 30 bullets the people will be at their throats
how are you this stupid?
after the first 30 bullets the people will scatter.

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

roll out Groom Lake Schizophrenia causing energy weapons to use on all the loonies storming the base
IT DOES NOTHING

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

Beat Gore
big
dirty
stinking
bass

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

bruh it's totally like the newest capeshit, let me crack open my sóylent real quick

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

I like this idea.

For you

swear to protect the nation against enemies foreign and domestic

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Henry Long
Henry Long

No, only us citizens are dumb enough to storm a military base in search of ayyys.

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

4 U

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

then why do you worry?

Parker Hill
Parker Hill

Isn’t this supposed to be taking place in September? Literally no one is gonna give a fuck about it in 2 months.

John Moore
John Moore

They will protect the Ayay's

Ethan Perez
Ethan Perez

he thinks those that want to come here to work and spend money are "enemies"

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

what a waste of military spending. no one's gonna show up and fucking no one is gonna risk their life for a joke or a possiblity of aliens

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

PLEASE PLEASE let it happen just this one time

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Leo Collins
Leo Collins

what made you think i ever worry?
;)

John Clark
John Clark

Nice try, burger. Any number higher than a few dozen is absolute proof of how many retards you've got down there. And why exactly aren't more of your people up in arms about all the illegals at the border? Checkmate.

Ayden Russell
Ayden Russell

taking place in September
nevada desert is cold as fuck that time of year

Nathaniel Murphy
Nathaniel Murphy

the people will scatter

You seriously underestimate the crazy involved with the ayy fanatics in the usa. They would get major conspiracy bragging rights for getting a bullet wound in pursuit of the truth.

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

possiblity of aliens
there's already mexicans there, user.

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

thats because the only people allowed to shoot americans is americans.

t. american thats going to get stabbed by a muslim in your country.

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

why exactly aren't more of your people up in arms about all the illegals at the border?
why do you allow muslims from britain?

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

It's the most diplomatic and neutral answer she could possibly give.
This is why the journos should ask Trump.

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

The creator of the event has the very first comment, and stated that it’s a joke and wanted the Internet thumbs ups.

Benjamin Walker
Benjamin Walker

bragging rights does not equal credibility, user.

Blake Davis
Blake Davis

Are they hiring guards? I'd even volunteer for it if it means I get to gun down human waves.

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

That's the worst and weakest deflection I've heard in weeks.

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

he thinks that a decent percentage of the invaders aren't drug runners, human traffickers, and will kill us citizenry

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

a handful of autists will show up get turned around 180 degrees by the military and go home

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Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

Read that yesterday, have out a hearty kek

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

All they have to do is follow the law. We'd have to do it if we were moving to another country.

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

I know that.
They fucking don't though.

Parker Morales
Parker Morales

I feel like it's going to be disappointment. Everyone who signed up for it on Facebook but doesen't show up should be shot.

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

Just surround yourself in blacks as you approach. Anything that happens to them is because the military is racist, there's no way the media will let that slide.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

Is this the most audacious thing the Russian troll factory has started?

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Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

he thinks that drug runners aren't part of the american economy
he thinks human traffickers aren't part of the american economy
better learn how the c.i.a. operates, summerboi.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

deflection
kid...

Nathaniel Brooks
Nathaniel Brooks

Where do we think the us military is reall hiding all the ayys? Obviously they wouldve moved them from area 51 because theres too much attention on that

James Sanders
James Sanders

How bad ass would it be if they were actually prepared... with theater rope and carpets, let them all through the gate, and gave them a nice tour of the base where they never see anything of real importance, other than a few empty hangars and planes we've all seen before. lul

Logan Lopez
Logan Lopez

If the us military is allowing foreign invaders to enter the us and cause harm to us citizens while fighting for Israel then we really should defund the fucking thing to be honest.

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

Area 52

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

Area 51 doesnt have extraterrestrials or high tech skunkworks. Area 51 has always been a base used to integrate illegal aliens. The US military is only tasked with security, mexico owns and operates the base. All the ayylmao bullshit was used to cover up what a51 really is, a staging area for an invasion of poor south americans.

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

you mean the alien bodies? I think they destroyed those after studying them.

Andrew Reyes
Andrew Reyes

doesn't know the faceberg group is an elaborate and large distraction for a dedicated team who have been planning this much longer, to sneak in and claim they're x-files fanboys if they get caught inside so they reduce the risk of getting shot

Elijah Watson
Elijah Watson

Wasn't Area 51 supposedly make believe? When did the government and media start acknowledging and confirming it's existence?

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

Pic related punk. Your country is full of retards.

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Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

yeah real funny shill

this shit is as bogus as KONY 2012

Cooper Scott
Cooper Scott

And why exactly aren't more of your people up in arms about all the illegals at the border?

Federal agencies prioritize those militia groups, infiltrate them, plant evidence and convict them, give them life without parole. You can not form annarmed militia without the government over reacting immediately. Hell, my neighborhood formed an armed patrol because police ignore all crime that isnt committed in a retail location. The second the crime rate dropped, the cops came and arrested everyone in the patrol group,court took their firearms rights away or put them in jail for 30 years.

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

Lmao ikr my nigguh? Dem movies be amazing lemme tell ya, have u seen all the memes on Reddit about that masterpiece EndGame? Bruuuuuhh

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Austin Powell
Austin Powell

t. dogfucker

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

Congratulations, your post just backed me up 100%.

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

we really should defund
stop going to work then.

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

Good to know our military is more ready to kill its own citizens than stop cartels or illegal immigration or gang violence in inner cities...

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

posts nyt as if it's credible

Chase Gutierrez
Chase Gutierrez

If there was anything at Area 51 to be hidden and 500k people actually showed up, well it has been fucking announced. They either lock to doors to the building in question or the move the super seekret stuff to another location, by airplane if they need to. But it won't happen and you'll be lucky if you end up with more than a busload of people actually make it to the gate/fence whatever.
this is just PR faggotry

Ayden Butler
Ayden Butler

All those things are police jobs. Are you retarded?

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

Oh the dog fucking meme again. How original.

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Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

So you dispute the numbers crossing your southern border? You are a particularly retarded burger.

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

in inner cities
this is not nazi germany, dummy.
inb4 "it should be."
why, so we can lose wars and fucking bankrupt ourselves for being fucking stupid?

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

why dont they make the us border a US military training zone / base? nobody would be able to get in or out then.

Austin Evans
Austin Evans

he still thinks that matters
you have muslims, focus on them.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

the us government sells their tech secrets to the chinese already
but can't let american citizen know about the secrets?

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

state actor of (((some))) sort

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Jackson Foster
Jackson Foster

25 posts in this thread
uses green text in almost all of them
incredibly disjointed and weak arguments
has a low IQ
Is a shill
Is a faggot

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

only whites care about alien stuff. illegals immigrants don't give a shit about paranormal scientific shit

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

the us government sells their tech secrets to the chinese already
for t-shirts, yes.
but can't let american citizen know about the secrets?
difference between tech secrets and military secrets, frenchy.

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

incredibly disjointed and weak arguments
just too smart for you to understand them, girl.
now post hole.

Jason Gutierrez
Jason Gutierrez

They won't get closer than anyone has been, I've been inside, but close enough to anything crazy, some stuff I can't talk about but nothing ayyylmao related, I believe it's there though, I'm former military and have been to many bases, groom lake is the one I hated the most, I can't even explain why, it wasn't anything specific it was just creapy as fuck. I had top secret clearance based on my rate and it didn't matter we were treated like we could all be spies, depending on what we were doing that day and how far into it we were going to be our phones was taken and were given warnings that if we deviated from where we were supposed to be we would be shot.

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

illegal immigrants are the only aliens that exist.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

its a mutt living in a country with the same demographics as brazil....how do you want it to talk?

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

Our constitution prevents us from using our military like you use yours. We don't have gendarmes

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

Ayy lmao!

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Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

This.

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

huh? we are not allowed to do that either
and we do not have gendarmes either

the US police is almost like military anyway

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

alright, alright, the border crisis is real, but it's Trump's fault!
Ah, the Failing New York Times and their mental gymnastics.

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Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

Even if they make it, they will only find locked doors, right ? So ... why ?

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

Hopefully thousands die, it would be a top kek from Zuckerberg

David Hill
David Hill

your country
burger education

Leo Ramirez
Leo Ramirez

Because there are live fire ranges for air force training. It's a reminder for morons that "live fire" fucking kills people. If these morons were planning on coming through the front gate the response may have been different. Their plans for now show them trying to breach several areas which do cover live fire ranges.

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Josiah Williams
Josiah Williams

“If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets.”

It's clearly a joke, problem is they'll be fucked over if anyone shows up and dies as a result.

Colton Clark
Colton Clark

US collapses
global warming accelerates
"no"

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

shut the fuck up you absolute retard, he's right and saying "n....no you" isn't a fucking argument. Canada is whiter than we are.

Kevin Price
Kevin Price

someone should meme this / spam them on twitter
"you're willing to kill Americans curious about aliens yet not when it's invading aliens from Mexico

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Gavin Baker
Gavin Baker

not quite dog fucking, but it's close enough leaf

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Logan Cox
Logan Cox

remember that time the american army was going to protect the american border against beaners? BASED ZOOMERS FUCK BOOMERS

Jonathan Ward
Jonathan Ward

The Military ‘Stands Ready’

could this be a black vs white hat thing, Jow Forums? Is deepstate lookin to use this as cover to get their hands on the BFG?

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Few years back after a FoI request.

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

bfg?

Luis Perry
Luis Perry

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. "Let's fuck with the #1 military power in human history for a laugh".

Grayson Nguyen
Grayson Nguyen

Doom reference. BFG = Big Fucking Gun

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

idk but I'm going to Trust Sessions

Adam Butler
Adam Butler

but illegals are protected invaders, citizens are chattel and ultimately cannon fodder

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

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Christian Richardson
Christian Richardson

837k will participate and 700k interested. Kek, it will go to 1 million in a few hours
kikebook.com/events/448435052621047/?active_tab=about

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

I told every1 that this exact thing would happen. I'll feel like a prophet if it starts happening.

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

500.000 people pledge
pledge
so nothing's gonna happen

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

Armed camo dudes, cams, motion sensors, yeah this will work out great. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

will participate
The only thing they will participate in is clicking a meaningless button on a worthless website. They need to be participating in suicide instead.

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

the last two YouTube guys that tried were locked up for 6 months without due process and forced to stop making any type of video and delete their channels,
and the guy that attempted an emergency medical landing in a small plane was shot the fuck down

Jose Wright
Jose Wright

This

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

dont forget the mines

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

It is too late. They are already sending them to a different location. They should've done this earlier.

Evan Wood
Evan Wood

Out of 2 million fags who clicked that that button on Facebook, I bet at least 200 spergs will still show up. Most of them will take some photos and go home, while the rest might be arrested if they do anything

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

Def ((())) something similar, they hope, but could be they lost the narrative completely and the future stands open

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Ayden Morgan
Ayden Morgan

what a glownigger CIA action.
why would announce WEEKS IN ADVANCE that you are going to storm Area 51. wtf.

even if you get in they already got the good stuff out of there. this is so fucking retarded

Andrew Lewis
Andrew Lewis

so the us gov. is really actually hiding something then

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

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James Hall
James Hall

500,000 "people" are about to get brutally slaughtered hahahahahahahaha. Holy shit, man. This is going to be the most entertaining retarded idea orchestrated by Russia yet.

Colton Reed
Colton Reed

As long as Americans die, military or civilian, I support it

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

They can just carpet bomb them.

David Lopez
David Lopez

Assuming hundreds of thousands actually march on Area 51 in organized fashion would they all be mowed down? How would the media spin it? The federal government? It’s indefensible.

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

i don't speak ebonics

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

Deadly force is pre-authorized in Area 51

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Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Hundreds of thousands of leftist die
America improves and citizens are happy
Becomes a monthly event televised on cable

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

Earth is largely depopulated
based
hope this happens

Nicholas Gutierrez
Nicholas Gutierrez

This should of been the wakeup call of our government being too big

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Isaac Anderson
Isaac Anderson

Giving them time to move everything. Dumb faggots

Adrian Sanders
Adrian Sanders

they can't really hide 24 entrance to underground facility, ok most of them are heavily secured, but it's not very hard to find them, some were on google maps before getting scrubbed.
Plus some of the assets there are quite sensitive to move around, some of the stuff they study are not proprietary of USA, they are kind of a loan, you can't just move them around to another base, only very few place on earth have the accreditation to have that kind of stuff
Other place exist but they are under control of other actors, not this air force command. or directly aliens, USA doesn't want to loose those assets, neither does that part of the air force command....
Plus since some years a shadow war is happening, some place had been attacked by other player, very few place are still considered fully secured from attack, when you fight alien they have weird kind of tech weapons....
Area 51, have a very good protection using AYy tech but is still in some kind of USA jurisdiction, let just say not the USA you vote for....
This is not random or lame, this is a coordinated attack of some actors most likely a puppet master, to gain access over asset not under their control using their brain dead NPC hordes.
If it go down as expected it will be the first visible happening of something going on the shadow for quite some time now.
I don't recomande going there, but I dearly hope there will be good live streams

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

Americans
this white

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

I fucking hope they mowe them all down

Imagine how many Trannys and Reddit Fags would be killed
Im getting a Boner by thinking about it

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Dominic Price
Dominic Price

They would turn around at the first warning.

Levi Watson
Levi Watson

OH NO NO NO

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John Murphy
John Murphy

psychopath

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

so that when they're sued by the familes of all these dead retards they can tell them to fuck off

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

agreed. if this is bloody enough it could actually be the catalyst that fixes everything.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

You think Area 51 doesn't have a big beautiful force wall?

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Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy

wat if it CURES THEM?! LOL

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

Aliens are a meme and these suckers fell for it.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

bullet wound
Hopefully a fatal one. I just wish it was illegals that were trying to storm a51, instead of our own citizens, but hey depopulation is depopulation.

Logan Gutierrez
Logan Gutierrez

someone please remind the military that all the people on Facebook who agreed to this can now be indefinitely detained under the Patriot Act so at least we get some kind of happening!!

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

Half a million people is half of what it took to invade Iraq. There is no way the military can stop it with non letal weapons, and deaths will be a PR nighmare. It stinks of foreign agitators weaponizing a meme. Best the military can do is hide the secret stuff elsewhere and let people in.

Asher Green
Asher Green

Seriously, are there goyim really dumb enough to do this? I have no way of knowing if this is a joke simply because I'm not literal human cattle (being lead to slaughter, mind you)

I'll tell you goys right now and only because I like you faggots, Aliens and UFOs exist, but they are so far advanced that if you don't work in tech- it's best you simply shut up and hope they don't ever decide to kill/enslave us all. If/when we figure out the technology, so long as it isn't violent in nature, we (NATO) always release/sell it to the public- rest assured.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

You really thing they wanted to stop that?

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

please do this, amerimutts
I need some excitement in my life

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

Maybe a couple thousand will show up and half of them die. Everyone sees that they were retarded and attacking a US military base in the pursuit of some conspiracy theory and it will just go down in history as a joke massacre and become a meme. The internet will be full of drone videos of it. It will be relevant for a decade at best.
luxembourg
netherlands

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

Aliens are in Earth and want us to learn Telepathy

www.twitter.com/SandiaWisdom

www.officialfirstcontact.com

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Robert Wood
Robert Wood

let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the floor
let the bodies hit the
tsk tsk tsk tsk
FLOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Chase Torres
Chase Torres

It will only take one retard getting shot for the vast, VAST majority to turn around... the real fatalities (and hilarious memes) would come from people trampling each other desperately trying to get away from a bunch of mil and contractor guys with the legal right to kill who dreamed of this very day since the first time they got the post..

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

If these idiots wait until my book comes out, they wouldn't need to storm anything. They'd just know...

Ethan Robinson
Ethan Robinson

Maybe you can lend them a couple white phosphorous shells as well

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

actually we give them to "our greatest ally" and they backstab us by selling them to China. So I guess if you want to get a taste of what's out there just toss Israel a few shekels and they'll tell you. Sometimes those dual citizens just flat out steal things from us, like that 747 with a high powered laser that cuts through engine blocks from 50,000 feet that ended up in Israel. such wonderful allies.

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Correct. We're not calling it telepathy, though. Have a good "1"...

Nolan Brown
Nolan Brown

wwweeeewww

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

If the volume of fake support is high enough, at least a few people will actually show up and attempt something.
Really large numbers are funny that way.

Chase Jones
Chase Jones

And how is that a bad thing?

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

what idiots
war they don't care about
little green men
worth it
s2k

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

“If we Naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets.”

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James Johnson
James Johnson

no, it's bluebeam prep you fucking spergs

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

This, Israel has experience in killing unarmed civilians.

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

achttcheeawuly, it's called the Bioforce gun, but Big Fucking Gun is the joke based on that, fukkin casul

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

HA! Lend them!? First off, we both know in our hearts the American investors in the war machine are behind all good things like that... but second and more importantly, I would never lend something that is of one time use. Loan them money (with interest- of course) to buy ammo from a private American manufacturer? That would be kosher... lending would be a goy move though; don't you ever forget you are talking to a TRUE CHOSEN, fucking normie.

Dylan Taylor
Dylan Taylor

It's actually the biggest subversion impregnated psy-op this species has ever been dealt.

Ryan Williams
Ryan Williams

The irony that our military will let illegals come over, but will gun diwn every citizen getting near a base that is ran down with conspiracy. How dumb is our military to actually keep sacred shit on a land that everyone knows about?

Carson Cruz
Carson Cruz

And it is not for the no-man zone at the border?

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

...said the guy who is pushing away the ocean with windmills

Gabriel Phillips
Gabriel Phillips

And really fucking soon, you're going to find out exactly what "chosen" means. Have a shitty "1"...

Anthony James
Anthony James

Spies who have access to a bunch of Home Depots are not as high profile an issue as spies trying to literally obtain the government's secrets.
Not that one can't do both.

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

I have no idea if it's aliens or just classified experimental craft or maybe even just next gen tactical nukes but yeah it's definitely still active and something is still there.

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

What do you call it

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Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

True chosen
Khazar turkish mutt larping as ancient Israelite
Hooked nose, nappy hair, demon like appearance
Desperately tries to get with white women to breed out this monstrous appearance
Changes the rules of his cult to justify it
True chosen

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

I apologize for my insolence, King Kike. I had forgotten whose presence I was in.

Jason Wright
Jason Wright

Be careful what you wish for

It may come true

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Matthew Cruz
Matthew Cruz

I got pinged when I saw this one I think

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Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

I apologize, my friend, but there is a patent involved. I.H.R.C. is as close as I can get you. It's coming, though. You can start to get excited.

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

LMAO get a load of this gamer.
Why you gotta be so salty, Ahmed? Have sex.

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

Is this really a thing ?!

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

Homeland terrorists, incognito foreign agents, invoke Patriot act, mow them down or gas them unconscious and send them all to Guantanamo without trial. Whatever they do, normie burgers will clap for patriotism like they did with Assange and Snowden and the tyrannical gov. will keep on keepin on. sad but true.

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

They arent. Majority of people who abuse the system the most are giant Asian families or students who over stay their visas.
The ones from the south are either Mexicans who go back home once a week after work. Or have been in the recent influx due to the destabilizing of south America.

This wasn't a big problem until trump took office, and the only problem before was mostly people who were actually invited in and didnt leave.

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

Show flag.

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

if there are 500k of them and they all have weapons

Xavier Rogers
Xavier Rogers

The best part is that I'm screencapping everything. Everything you stand for is worthless, and I'm going to prove it. LMAOOOOO

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

Kike

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

excellent post Aquafresh, you know more about what's going on over here than most of the people over here. I truely appreciate your post, a real gentleman and a scholar.

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

how do we get /k/ to join in

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Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

Your immigration issue is literally worse than ours you kike. Your government buses shit skins in to purposely mud up your population for the sake of “diversity”.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

invite aliens to area 51. based.

Landon Sanders
Landon Sanders

I've been exposed. You got me. Im not white, I'm an Arab and black.
Oh nooo!!! Please don't!!! Please don't tell the important people unironically planning on going to Area 51 that I think they are goyim subhuman retards who deserve to die because there is no possible way they were of net benefit to society before!

Christian Wilson
Christian Wilson

Dogfucker

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

I keep trying to tell people about this kind of thing but either shills or just plain morons say I'm full of shit, here's my thread about a DEW research doc, you might enjoy it

jowforums.com/thread/219443766/politics

Camden Young
Camden Young

We are whiter than them. They literally bus sand niggers in to diversify their country.

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

its not just "muh liberals" and leftists that are going. its center and right also.

god damn you boomers really do ruin everything. just a total nonsense post.

leave Jow Forums

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

none of these photos look like the real thing

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Show flag nigger kike. Gas yourself.

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

i'm gonna steal a fuckin UFO

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

how do we infect this movement with truth about the jq?

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

nothing of value is lost
only the dumb ones. it's natural selection.

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

Show flag

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

fucking lost /thread

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

It's funnier than that. I'm going to teach you what Goyim means, and where that nomenclature started. Then, I'm going to teach you what real value is, and why everything you think about it, is killing you... on the "inside." Then... and this is a good one... I'm going to demote you to the lowest caste of human being, which will force you to come to terms with your evil souls. Remember I said this Jew. Burn it into your mind... or, just take a screenshot like I do for everyone who interacts with me. Have a good "1"... because you don't have many more left. LMAOOOOO

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

September

K-keep me posted ...

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

dutch
white

Nathan Sanders
Nathan Sanders

Fuck, you're a downie brainlet. This is a Democrat op to get to the illegal alien migrant camp and free them. That and returning tribal burial grounds to the Shoshone. Fucking dunce.

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Julian Young
Julian Young

leftists that are going
no ones going you triggered idiot

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Kike

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

all this anger
over some white guy shitposting from an Israeli vpn
Have sex, gentile scum.
Jesus, nu/pol/ has to be the easiest group to troll on the internet.

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

There is a concentration camp north of groom lake with ovens and everything. I bought a lampshade in Rachel, NV to prove it.

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

how many baby dicks does bibi pay you JIDF kikes?

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

kill Americans for crossing border
can't even turn away Mexicans
really makes you think

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Jason Morales
Jason Morales

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Landon Davis
Landon Davis

Translation:
Their commanding officers are getting troops ready and sharpened by taking them out to the shooting range mainly using 50 cal machine guns and the M240 bravo 7.62x51 machine gun.

These troops normally don't even touch these kinds of weapons at these locations, they mostly train with m16s.

Looks like the military is taking this shit seriously

t. conscripted fag

Brayden Cruz
Brayden Cruz

epix haxing in progress

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

What would the US Military do if they were beaners though? Checkmate Zogbots.

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

Podesta will never get those kinds of numbers for gun fodder.

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

it really takes the joy out of things when they're so retarded

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Jacob Williams
Jacob Williams

Why the fuck is Jow Forums defending area 51? Fucking government shills.

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

windows
seriously how fucking difficult is it to just hire a bunch of neckbeards to make you your very own OS.
Do you really expect anyone to take you seriously when you have fucking cortana on your desktop?

Ryder Sanders
Ryder Sanders

I'm so glad that you do not think you're a Goyim. It's because you're not one. Even LARPing will get your Goyim status revoked. I am a Goyim, Jew. I'm the first Goyim ever, and if you fuck us over again, you will NEVER be a Goyim. As much as you'd like to pretend that this conversation is funny to you, trust me, Jew, I'll be the only "1" laughing in the end.

Dominic Anderson
Dominic Anderson

US AIRFORCE ASSETS
But honestly, part of me thinks that ANY weapon our government creates in secret isn’t only owned directly by the people, but the second amendment demands our access and training with these weapons.

Dominic Parker
Dominic Parker

blah blah blah
blah blah
nigger

Christopher Wright
Christopher Wright

Brah they had some Sun Microsystems stuff when I was in; in 2008 running windows 95.

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Psychopathy or glow-bitch? You decide.

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

a man can dream

Jack Sanders
Jack Sanders

What *honk* kind of *honk* world *honk* do you *honk* think we *honk* are living *honk* in?

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Chase Cooper
Chase Cooper

bunch of fags storm area 51 looking for ayyylmaos
military deploys experimental crowd disbursement tech stored on site
a few thousand liberals literally and collectively shit their pants
they then retreat in tears and shame
area 51 poop day
never forget

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

Puh-puh-puh-please don't go to Area 51! The government would totally fire on half a million Americans, honest!!!

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

If there was 500k people really trying to do that, I would think Russia would be distributing booze and drugs to make sure the mob is out of control and fearless

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

AYYs would not be at the base dude they would be at a medical facility with the latest and greatest equipment.

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

Hey look it's the poop fetish propaganda. Gee, I wonder who could be behind this?

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

Couple hundred of the most retarded people who actually thought it's real turn up
Get tear gassed
Leave

IMAGIN MOI SHOK

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

all the good stuff is hidden in underground facilities and inside the surrounding mountains, I have watched stargate. they can show them some jet hangers and that's it, nothing to see here go home peeps

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Bentley Murphy
Bentley Murphy

Hey look a legit schizophrenic retard. What a hoot.

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Parker Torres
Parker Torres

That photo is Yucca or Cheyanne Mountain

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

Because the government would definitely risk another Waco during a time when trust in institutions is at an all time low. Try again shill.

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

The schizophrenic line would work better if it was used sparingly instead of in each thread. Are you at eglin or somewhere else?

Bentley Rivera
Bentley Rivera

How can I get all a you dumb sons a bitches liberals to understand
WE
ARE
A
REPUBLIC
E
P.
U
B
L.
I
C
NOT A DEMOCRACY.
Prepare
To
Die.

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Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

Just calling a spade a spade you glorious fucking idiot. Would you believe I don't even know what "eglin" is? Is it a place? A building? A town? I guess only you know you stupid larping fuck.

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

maybe why does it have to be area 51, the one there underwater at the California coast looks like a more promising pick

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Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

we could simply call a constitutional convention and dissolve the fucking military, then they'd be completely BTFO

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

A quick google search will show I'm referring to Eglin AFB. This is where the Air Force was caught spamming reddit shills from. The base (which is rather small) has more users than major US cities such as New York and LA, in fact. It's pretty interesting you should take a look.

Justin Green
Justin Green

To the faggots thinking of doing this, I have a question;
Do any of you know what fuel air explosives are? To find out what it can do, show up to Groom lake, then try and rush the base. I luv me some crispy critters.

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

I'm sure it's very interesting stuff. You just accused me of spreading poop propaganda though. I don't know user but you might need to step back and let reality reassert itself for a little while.

Parker King
Parker King

Area 51 is NOTHING more than a testing ground for new weapons systems. Sure there is some crazy shit in there but no space aliens.

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Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

exactly! even if there was sometimes something there, why should it still be at the most focused base by public?

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

Um user im sorry I don’t know how to tell you this but ...... have you seen an American

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

You said that I was a glorious idiot, a scizophrenic retard, and a larping fuck. I made fun of you for wanting people to poop their pants, which of these seems more neurotic? You should try to be less angry, that sort of type A personality normally leads to serious long term stress on your cardiovascular system.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

I made fun of you for wanting people to poop their pants
You can't differentiate between a scat fetishist and humor? I mean what happened there? Did you get turned on by a mental image of the scenario? I'm sorry if it gave you a boner instead of a laugh.
type A personality
Is something to do with that retarded meyers-briggs personality thing? You subscribe to all kinds of stupid ideas don't you.

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

Wanting Americans to get attacked is funny to you, not to me. That is what you stated. I find that pathetic.