Meet the next James Bond

Now, I know what you're thinking and no, this is not a joke.

>thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/9503184/bond-25-lashana-lynch-take-over-daniel-craig-first-female-007

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"The names Bond, Shaniqua Bond"

"Bootyshakin, not turnt"

stop watching bread & circus

Bond is an adulterous glownigger anyway, so you may as well cast a nigger

>the Sun
>not exploiting an option for maximum views by declaring it fact before it's confirmed

this is an obvious marketing stunt to provoke a backlash then rake in woke bucks from people that want to stick it to the nazis. they're not going to cast her as bond, they're trying to replicate disney's marvel studios formula

You should have went with,
"bootyshaking, not twerked"

That got me a little.

BOND, WE WUZ BOND

This
If you have an emotional atachment to a fictional character you're as bluepilled as any capeshit fans.Read Ian Fleming books, james bond is still a man in those.

She could grow a beard

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

At first they wanted to cast Idris Elba and now a black women. that's peak so far. But normies just see no problem, or at least pretend.

Yeah, not watching.

No woman will watch this shit, most of bond audience are woman that fantasize they are the girl getting it on with a suave British spy.

This will fucking fail beyond belief.

Also China hates niggers, especially ugly ones so they can kiss goodbye to the Asian market.

>Bond is a white uppper class heretosexual man
Someone please explain her this not "white privilege", Bond is such a character, a British decadent and a male chauvinistic pig.

I got no problem with female action actresses or black actors though.
I liked Denzel Washington in Training Day a lot.

im too retarded to say anything clever but fuck this shit

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wtf is in her nosee

Damnit

>she

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>this is an obvious marketing stunt to provoke a backlash then rake in woke bucks from people that want to stick it to the nazis.
You keep repeating this but the money never flows in or they end up buying their own tickets (money laundering) like Capt. Marvel

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shaken not twerked

We should tell the boomers that. They're the ones who watched James Bond and made the character a cultural icon.

One if the first comments was a b out Idris Elba lol.. to which I say, FUCK NO. These dumb retards think Idris Elba should play every character ever.. like, just fucking start cloning Idris Elba so we can have him in every role

Shaka no Speared

Nah read the comments, people are not pleased on this one

I swear the kikes do this as an inside joke now to see how far they can push their bullshit

Checked. She'll probably not hunt spies but those using white privilege

Yeah sure because training day was an original story so if you want to make the main character black no problem. If they want to make a black female spy movie go ahead no problem. The problem is forcing these characters into existing movies and rewriting them to be ''diverse'' and shit.

I can't even find anything on this when I Google "James Bond new actor".
Fuck this is fresh.

Kek

'Toxic masculinity' is the entire point of James Bond. It's pure male escapism.
I'm not even mad at this crap anymore.

niggers ruin everything, even comic movies.

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Eventually she becomes the new M but they change her code to N

Okay, this is epic.
>inb4 it completely fucking flops
Based beaner

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why did I laugh at that.

thats exactly what it is. sticking it to the goyim

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This
The Sun is trash

There is a pivotal scene at the start of the film where M says ‘Come in 007’, and in walks Lashana who is black, beautiful and a woman.

It’s a popcorn-dropping moment. Bond is still Bond but he’s been replaced as 007 by this stunning woman.

Bond, of course, is sexually attracted to the new female 007 and tries his usual seduction tricks, but is baffled when they don’t work on a brilliant, young black woman who basically rolls her eyes at him and has no interest in jumping into his bed. Well, certainly not at the beginning.

Oh well.
Do black males get to take wonder woman then?

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forgot photo

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>If you have an emotional atachment to a fictional character
That's not the point and you know it. Stop being facetious

I didn't like Craig I doubt she will be better

>UK agency
>blacks
it seems right to me.

She's just another 007 agent, James Bond os still James Bond in the film's universe, it's nothing special. Anyone who is a fan of the franchise knows more than one 007 agent can exist, it's just a rank given to top operatives. So in short, this is gay clickbait.

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for some reason i dont think this will appeal to bond fans.

Top kek

Now remind me why am I supposed to watch Bond anymore? The reason I got into it in the first place was to see an elegant dude kill anything that got in his way and get laid with the hottest chicks he could find.

>read

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Star Wars, Star Trek and now Bond along with comics and a ton of other things have all been affected. Other businesses like Nike and Gillette have actually made money off this bullshit.
We are reaching a point where companies are more interested in pushing their politics over profits. That's terrifying.

Obviously Idris Elba would be perfect for this role

Would it matter either way

That's a dude.

You can't trick me, they went to the fucking Ghetto promised viagra and beer to a black hobo to put on a dress and decided to take this picture, there is no fucking way they pay to watch to see a guy this ugly for 90 fucking minutes.

Well, at least the Bond character is still male.

it's all so tiresome

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The funny thing is that just a week or two ago the media were running articles about how Idris Elba is crying racism because they would not make James Bond a black man.

found the blue haired roastie nigger

Off by 3. 1/3 does not equal 333

>chicks
On no that’s problem word now, they’re not Bond girls, babes or chicks anymore.

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>rake in money
All kike media is made at a loss. Anti white propaganda is priceless to kikes

Carry over. X and. Wallah 13d. Chess and God guides my hand

Kek

>Insider

Got a better source?

>OOGA BOOGA GIBS DEMS LAUNCH CODES NIGGUH!!!!!!!!!

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This is transphobic. I refuse to watch a movie that still refuses to check cis privilege.

Note how they don't care about creating their own heroes. They just want to take away ours, to befoul them, to render them degraded and worse in the way only niggers can.

The name's Bond, La-ah Bond

Because I'm pointing out that she's not actually the "next James Bond" and Hollywood is spamming the headline everywhere as clickbait, I'm a roastie? Read the article. Is she replacing James as the next lead role in a 007 film? Yes. Is it typical feminist/jewlywood tactics? Yes. Is her character a gender swapped James Bond? No. All I'm saying is this is not the same as The Little Mermaid, this is more like Dr. Who. I don't support this idea though, 007 films have always been about the sleek, smooth, womanizing super spy and the formula just cannot work with a woman without making an entirely different film. The next bond film after this one tanks will be another male. Now that I think about it, are we going to see this nigress sleeping with like 10 different men in the movie and we'll be expected to applaud it?

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Lmao this is how you kill a 60 years old movie franchise

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So besides the 007, what does the movie is going to have to do with the James Bond legacy, or am I wrong a in britain James is a name for males and females?

This is apart of Marxism. To systematically replaces iconic images that people resonate with.

First it starts with statues, then it is ideas, then it is your private property. They degrade the individual and corrupt capitalism so people become collective in a reactionary state, then use that to enforce laws and justify it.

Bond was sent to Wakanda on a special mission to bring back the golden KFC bucket because it contained hidden launch codes to the Detroit nuclear missile facility. Upon reaching the bucket, he was attacked by Wakandian tribals and forced to undergo melanin procedures in which they turned James into Laquifa, a transgender white to black shemale-thing. He now spends his time begging in front of the royal castle and taking crack wherever possible.

>I'z be bond
>jail bond

That is the best post

LOL only quality post in this thread.

Well not bad considering the first Bond books were partly based on a the exploits of a female WWII agent. Guess history goes full circle, and it seems it keep going faster now, as it is less then 100 years from WWII.

KEK

Nope