WE WUZ BOND N SHIET

WE WUZ BOND N SHIET

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Fook ya moite i'mma da real one moite

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she looks like she fucks white guys.

Good. If people aren't awake yet after this then I don't know what will.

We are being conquered. They fear the white man and want to emasculate and humiliate him and keep him down so we can all be domesticated like animals in a zoo. Theyre even starting to do this with black and hispanic men in media. This is how a conquered country is taken over. Romans did this, the Chinese, Japanese, and Persians did this in their empires. Feminize the people within the conquered territory, limit population expansion, remove power from the men, castrate their boys, and give women their power. Just look up: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artemisia_I_of_Caria

Basically we are no different than a Greek city-state under Persian control. But its even worse than that.

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fake news. Bond will always be white, rightsholder family won't ever allow otherwise

Nice!

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lol who the fuck is going to take this seriously

Its so utterly farsical, so inexplicable in rationality, it must be some sort of hyperbole, or tongue-in-cheek jab at leftists.

MGM literally read the memes online that Bond would eventually end up a Black woman, and low and behold.

I truly think it is sarcasm.

FLOP

It’ll be hilarious when it becomes the lowest grossing bond film of all time.

Greek city states were essentially free under the Persians. Their leaders were local and the Persian government had very little oversight when it came to policies the Polis' chose to peruse. Please learn history.

damn racist and sexist cis white men not buying tickets showing their biggotry! its all their fault the new bond movie was not a success!

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Honk Honk

the name's browned

jane browned.

already a box office failure

Like fucking hell it is. I swear to God I will create a militant organization now. This aggression will not stand. Take it back or I'll give young white dissatisfied males something TO DO

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>mfw its real
You can't make this shit up. This is going to be greatest box office bomb of all time.

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flop

>names Din
>Din Du Nuffin

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journalism is such a joke, the article was probably written based on meme and no research done.

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wE Iz dubble oh semin

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I've never seen a James bond movie

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and no one is going to see it.

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>caring about hollyjew movies
>thinking the movie industry was ever about anything but profits

Why do you care? If an alien could earn them more money theyd use that

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It's basically fast and furious for boomers

there's already a militant organization if you live in SE US. Not giving more details than that we don't meet online.

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AYO, DROP THE MUTHA FUCKIN SECRET DOCUMENTS AND NO ONE GETS BLASTED

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Suuurrreee

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Outstanding
I Love how all of the Hollywood Whites put themselves out of a Job.

Fuck boys. Does anyone have the black Anne Frank?

Entertainment Welfare !!!

Bond, Jazmin Bond. Grape Drank, EBT, no cash.

Stop posting this shit

IM SO TIRED OF THEM "BROWNING DOWN" MOVIES AND SHOWS!!!

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Dude calm down. Bond has been shit since Casino Royale and even that wasn't really a Bond movie. Nothing of value has been lost and we just get to watch the movie bomb.

I thought Craig already signed on for Bond 25??

Oh, I suppose we need this one too then. (pic)
Now you're just getting weird. Not saying I didn't like it. But weird man, weird!

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stop watching movies
stop watching TV

Lol 'feMALE'

meanwhile capeshit makes 2 billion off npc normies every release. there's no hope man.

A brilliant exciting franchise has died.

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god damn no wonder black bitches are not wanted

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A black female James Bond seems like a pretty retarded idea. But, since I'd lose my job for saying that publicly, I guess go ahead and have fun. Ruin more things I used to like.

>lynch
>literally asking for it

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meh, Looks like ill jump over to John wick and let the SJW ship sink

>define irony
every nigger with the last name "Lynch"

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We’re truly fucked aren’t we lads?

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>when sven makes a good post

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This has become more cringeworthy than enraging desu.

She's playing the codename 007 apparently, for a short time at the beginning of the film as James Bond has temporarily retired...but I thought 007 was a codename specifically for James Bond? They apparently reveal her in the most cringeworthy sjw way too, see pic for a description of the facepalm-ass reveal.

Probably once Daniel Craig leaves, she will officially replace him in the next movie. Fuck me, if this doesn't wake men up nothing will.

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>Greek city states were essentially free under the Persians.

Uh, no, they were forcibly conquered by the Persians. Queen Artemisia was a product of Persian domination over the region. Traditional greek city states would never allow women to hold any kind of power like that, and neither would the Persians in their own imperial court.

If they behaved, sure, by today's standards they were fairly free and enjoyed many privileges.

If they acted disorderly in any way the men were crushed. Just look at Bactria, an area of exile for disorderly Greeks in the Persian empire:

>Since Greek prisoners captured in the many wars that took place between the Achaemenids and Greeks during the 5th and 4th centuries BC were often exiled to Bactria, the indigenous population of Bactria already included a high percentage of Greeks when Alexander's army arrived there in 329-328 BC.
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FAKE NEWS

It's actually real

>actress
press x to doubt

>essentially free
You missed the point. They were free to be governed by losers and women.

Imagine going through life having to look like that.

Actually they hired a feminist writer/consultant specifically for this movie, and supposedly this was her idea. I forget the bitch's name but you can google it.

Kek

I CANT HONK ANYMORE. IM SEETHING. THE CIVIL WAR CANT COME SOON ENOUGH. THESE FUCKERS WILL BE EXTERMINATED

Casino Royale was THE most overrated movie ever. It was absolute average movie with a retarded ending.

Welp, that's fine. Ruin a 50 year dynasty. Spectre was a letdown anyway.

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Can’t wait for the audience reviews of this garbage

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>her last name is lynch
>the mayor of portland's last name is outlaw

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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tbqh she does have young connery's face

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Holy shit it's his bastard daughter

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Those are jews user

I can't wait to never see this movie. Don't people besides us get tired of this shit too? Jfc it's so cliche at this point.

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Barbera broccoli was the one who insisted on black woman bond. It’s why Boyle quit the film. They will kill Craig’s “Bond” and reboot the series as the 007 cinimatic universe

>The first Bond with a five button suit.

Okay, I'll fuck off back to /fa/

> danial craig is the longest acting Bond and he hasn’t had a single movie better than the one with bond literally dressed as a clown trying to stop a soviet nuke circus

Watch octopussy and you only live twice

Good. If you're stupid enough to watch any hollywood shit you deserve everything you get. I hope Q is a disabled transexual and his invention is a dilator attached to xis wheelchair's axle which thrusts up and down as he moves along.

Years ago Adam West turned down the role of Bond when it was offered to him, because he said Bond must be British.

They should have written Q out after the original died. He was too perfect.

I can see all the popular catchphrases already

>Q: *pulls tarp off classic aston martin coupe* Now 007 we've built you a cutting edge top of the line vehicle with all the bells and whistles which we expect you to return in pristine or-
>Donkey Kong 007: Ah hell naa nigga *chimp dancing noises* Dis bitch ain een gat rams urr nuttin b you been geekin

>Da names bond, LaQuishadandra Daman Watermelonius Clinton-Brooks Bond

>Moneypenny: Now 007 it's really not appropriate for a secretary to-
>007: Ay bitch lemme holla at cho ass b, I be gettin em grips ma a be finna hit dat lemme holla atcha ma

>*Russians discover bond in their base, start shooting* Bond: A hell naa nigga dat aint gon down lie dat *shooting with gun tilted at 45 degree angle, not hitting shit* Ay yo I ain do nuttin nigga yalls racis

And of course, the absolutely quintessential

>Hell naw nigga, we wuz James Bond, we was MI6, we be dat shit nigguh

Can't wait.

The Jews will spend millions buying tickets just to hand them out for free to niggers. It's what they did with Black Panther.

>whites dont have culture
>but also all of these stories, films, games, we inject ourselves into werent your culture

really makes black people and woman look terrible doing this, embarassing as shit. the best part about these awful movies is seeing new levels of bitch behavior on the part of the pathetic zombie white men on social media clapping for this stuff. reaching new levels of bitch every time. if you rejected social media about a decade ago and dont consume MSM; you are a completely different person than the zombies at this point.

>Bond must be British.
Next Bond will be Muslim then. :^)

its time to make Black Panther white

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AHAHAHHAAHHAHAH

Fuck me, another one bites the dust, small consolation is that bond sucked the last 20 years

nice

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>this stunning woman

>stunning
As it tazered,right?

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Hello my name is Bond, Jemima Bond.

I want to see her try to infiltrate a Soviet military base and them not having a clue she's not Russian :)

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