When do we declare war on Mexico?

Not only that, but the entirety of Central America?

We can force everyone who lives there to relocate to Colombia, we get TRILLIONS of dollars in natural resources, and we get the Panama Canal back.

I believe that there is a jungle between Panama and Colombia that has bloodthirsty cannibals, so no real need for a wall.

Let's do it.

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Why would we relocate them to Columbia? That just creates problems down the road. We should use them as a colonial force in North Africa.

REÀL Reconquista.

They can go to war against FARC, the drug cartels over there, and then be deceived into moving to Venezuela when they learn that it has socialism.

we kicked your ass the first time you tried to invade us but this time I will be on your side. death to mexico!

It is also called COLOMBIA, not COLUMBIA.

COLOMBIA is a shithole. COLUMBIA is a synonym for the United States of America (and has NOTHING to do with country of Colombia).

Get it right

>Let's do it.
Fuck off glownigger. Mexico is our friend, its just our corrupt and inefficient friend.

We never invaded Costa Rica, unless if it was part of Operation Just Cause that I am unaware about (and it directly inspired both Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 and the Just Cause series, both of which are massively redpilled).

The cia needs to help with a coup and then put a president in who’ll do whatever papa America says.

Can the CIA replace the faggot leader you have first?

Trudeau? Oh god I wish..please end that faggot and give us back a pc government.

Nah

1856, Americans invaded central america trying to make english speaking colonies using the manifest destiny as excuse, their leader, William Walker from Tennessee, who also was the president of Lower California for a while and then the president of Sonora and lastly the president of nicaragua after the invasion. a coalition of armies from central america joined and fought him, he had more people and better soldiers but weren't prepared to fight in the jungle and died of cholera and all kind of diseases. then fled to Honduras where he was arrested and killed.

Why don't we simply conquer you instead?

Only under the condition that you would never ever vote for our President or run for President.

I wish we were in a timeline which that was successful.

yeah, because you had so much success with niggers. imagine not only having to apologize to blacks for slavery but the entire central american countries and also having to pay gibs and reparashuns. you had so much fucking luck losing that war.

You guys tried that already, we got a bunch of chugs crazed up on whiskey and they didn’t stop until they lit the white house on fire.

But God was on our side.

No, seriously, He was.

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the more of mexico you invade and occupy the shorter that wall has to be

I always wanted those Aztec pyramids for myself...

>When do we declare war on Mexico?
Declare a state of invasion.

>50USC §21. Restraint, regulation, and removal
> Whenever there is a declared war between the United States and any foreign nation or government, or any invasion or predatory incursion is perpetrated, attempted, or threatened against the territory of the United States by any foreign nation or government, and the President makes public proclamation of the event, all natives, citizens, denizens, or subjects of the hostile nation or government, being of the age of fourteen years and upward, who shall be within the United States and not actually naturalized, shall be liable to be apprehended, restrained, secured, and removed as alien enemies. The President is authorized in any such event, by his proclamation thereof, or other public act, to direct the conduct to be observed on the part of the United States, toward the aliens who become so liable; [...]

Thus unambiguous legal justification, as per the Constitution:
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>The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and SHALL PROTECT EACH OF THEM AGAINST INVASION; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened), against domestic Violence.

But posse comitatus!!
>18USC §1385. Use of Army and Air Force as posse comitatus
> Whoever, EXCEPT IN CASES AND UNDER CIRCUMSTANCES EXPRESSLY AUTHORIZED BY THE CONSTITUTION or Act of Congress, willfully uses any part of the Army or the Air Force as a posse comitatus or otherwise to execute the laws shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both.

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>Trudeau? Oh god I wish..please end that faggot and give us back a pc government.
So, you're saying you have an NPC government?

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>the more of mexico you invade and occupy the shorter that wall has to be
I don't want more Mexicans here, I want fewer.
The only war I would support is one where there' lightning-fast strikes killing and destroying IF (and ONLY IF) the US says "Fuck You!" in response to any talk of "foreign aid" or "reconstruction" or any other help.