Do you have any pencils over 15cm lads?
Do you have any pencils over 15cm lads?
Ryan Anderson
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Daniel Parker
here is a handy on-screen ruler to help you stay on the right side of the law
stay safe citizens
Ayden Nelson
Would the English recognize a weapon if they saw one?
Blake Myers
Brandon Peterson
teplel
Levi Perez
so this is what they meant when they said the pen is mightier than the sword
Ethan Evans
Only dangerous to vampires. I'mma stock up.
Mason Powell
sure, they see them in the hands of darkies every day
Jordan Allen
OI, YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR YA EXTRA-LONG PENCIL, M8?
Sebastian Wright
oooi mate im calling the police before you shank someone with that
Jacob Jackson
One of my all-time favorites. Chalk one up for the gray-haired Boomers who shoot first and don't bother asking any questions later.
Wyatt Gonzalez
Based George Lucas
Kevin Bailey
My app apparently rotated the photo
Jace Sanchez
So this is the power of the Force.
Gabriel Nelson
Ian Gonzalez
One of you British madlads ought to write down some illegal opinions on an illegal 16cm pencil.
Jacob Hill
staedtler mars? more like stabby maniac.
Matthew Rodriguez
best not to joke about that m8, me nan just got nicked for having a 12cm assault fountain pen- 2cm over the limit
cor
Landon Perry
So, what is legal in england?
Eli Reed
Zachary Martin
Nobody needs a high capacity ink reservoir mate. #SensibleThoughtControl
Angel Hill
>Pick up that pencil.
Luke Flores
>robbing a gun store
Absolutely retarded. The dual wielding nog is great too.
Joseph Edwards
Lincoln Moore
Is there an archive of this tweet? I'm guessing its from last year or? Cause it's not even July 17th yet.
Justin Perez
Oliver Jenkins
It's from a few years back. They deleted it after the amount of shit they got.
Wyatt Martinez
No
Brody Ortiz
Give me an army of pencils and I will give you the world.
Daniel Campbell
sponges, marshmallows, balloons, muslim rapists.
Eli Brooks
lmao
Jaxon Rodriguez
Yea but your moms got it in her hands rn
Hunter Parker
kurwaaaa
Joseph Gray
Evan Diaz
How often do they do "weapon sweeps"? They post shit like that every other day.
Xavier Ramirez
Probably forgot his music listening loicense.
Andrew Sullivan
I believe they probably have a team dedicated to it, but you should be asking a bong.
William Gomez
Keep the Goyim in line!
Charles Morgan
...
Lucas Jackson
They watched too much john wick
Julian Morales
If people ask me what my problem is, I don't even know where to begin. There were so many crazy headlines like this from Germany, UK, Sweden, it's too much.
Nathaniel Wood
Those 17cm pencils are so hot right now!
Adam Price
>not naming it CJ Robs Ammunation
Blake Jackson
IDK. I measure my pencils in cubits.
Jordan Wilson
damn thanks for that website user it's really cool
Nathan Morgan
Is this shit real over there, or is it a meme?
Nathaniel Adams
Just my dick, Nigel
Gabriel Cooper
what if your cock is longer than 15cm?
Camden White
WITH A FUCKING PENCIL!
Hunter Sanchez
Is there some type of pencil martial arts I can learn?
Joseph Lopez
this is some big brother shit
Nicholas Robinson
What's sad is that in the UK it doesn't work. Cameras everywhere, it doesn't slow down crime.
Anthony Peterson
just go for the eye or the throat. Don't even need a pencil for the eyes, just use your fingers if you have enough balls to gauge out someone's eyes.
David Davis
You can lower the rate of knife crime by 95% by doing this one simple trick:
>remove kebab
Christian Thompson
>axes
Andrew Sanchez
This can't be real. Are they really not allowed to have kitchen knives?
Oliver Phillips
As this image shows standard pencil is around 18-19 cm. This means that the only way to stay on the "right" side of the law is to cut them all in half.
Blake Myers
Topkek
Carter Jones
And most people in Russia have a proper axe in their car trunk or at home. Not this flimsy shit.
Brayden Miller
I have two in my garage and I have absolutely no use of them.
Ryan Nguyen
Tbf those butcher knives are huge.
Not saying the public shouldnt have them
Hudson Ortiz
WE SHOULD JUST INVADE THEM WITH PENCILS NEXT TIME!
Parker Ortiz
So? A bigger butcher knife is more ineffective than a smaller one if you're actually attacking someone with it. Better to have just a normal kitchen knife that has razor sharpness
Kevin Ward
> Took a sample of his DNA
Because he had an MP3 player!?
Daniel Roberts
>butcher knives
Those are cleavers dude. Cleavers made to go through bone and tough materials. They're standard kitchen equipment.
Camden Jones
watch the brits make jokes rather than actually ending this insanity lol.
Ian Perry
GET ON THE GROUND
John Carter
>Doesn't attach high lead count extended 18cm pencils to create a polearm. Chump
Joseph Jones
These weapons of mass destruction are available on amazon right now measuring a heart stopping 23.5cm and are clearly supplied with type of machete for sharpening the death tip. Made in Nazi Germany probably by Hitler himself.
Juan Nelson
>cuckooing
Dylan Hall
i have SEVERAL quick loading mechanical pencils. I can reload a new graphite assault stick in under 2 seconds
Caleb Williams
Tools are always like this unless your work relates to them. You don't need them most of the time and then something happens and you need ALL of them at once. Axe was surprisingly useful when a cover in my brothers car got stuck.
Cooper Butler
a pencil can be dangerous though
Brandon Hill
No an axe you MORON
Eli Price
Hahahaha. Based.
Gavin Bailey
Or a cat gets stuck in a tree, just mind the windows.
Adrian Diaz
Michael Gomez
HAAAAAAHAHAHhhgHHHahbahaha
Dominic Ward
You FUCKING FAGGOTS seriously let your government outlaw full size pencils? Britian is C.UCKED
Jeremiah Evans
>> Took a sample of his DNA
>Because he had an MP3 player!?
If you can't take the heat,
drop that beat
Tyler Wilson
>noris set
now you know you'd better not fuck with these bad boys
Andrew Wilson
Colton White
xD sir you win the internets today with youre witty original comment on that rare webm! tip of the hat to thee SIR
Cooper Gray
There's literally no one who NEEDS a pencil that big
Oliver Brown
Do they go into people's homes during these "sweeps", or are they just picking shit up from parking lots?
Isaac Campbell
if only you knew how bad things really are
Logan James
Look at their cadets. Absolute state of Britbong
Ryan Russell
You and your country is a joke.
.
Evan Mitchell
>Guns in case
Wait did these retarded 50 IQ subhuman monkeys seriously try to rob a Gun store. And one with a boomer working as a teller?
I have seen some Darwin awards but holy fucking shit.
Christopher Morgan
The UK is fucking hilarious
>dykes get beat the shit out of them by shitskins in a bus
>i sleep
>someone is in possession of a pencil of over 15cm in length
>real shit
Bentley Butler
The niggas, poops, headscarf poloice cadets
Joshua Taylor
weapon of mass writings
Ryan Hill
imagine cop with a ruler mesuring your pencil what a CLOWN WROLD
Tyler Kelly
>16 cameras on every bus
Jesus fucking christ. Must get nice upskirt shots, no?
Hunter Johnson
Keep it on safe. We might need that.
Dylan Gutierrez
This is why I laugh when people tell me "I should move to the UK" because of marginally higher IT wages. Nah m8, I'm good.
I'd rather earn €5k less a year and not live in a country that is a complete fucking dystopian nightmare.
Eli Edwards
Just search "weapons sweep" on twitter.
Nathaniel Johnson
FIT TO SERVICE
Jaxon Reed
We have zones in Germany where knifes are illegal because of Refugees stabbing several people. Don't know which is worse.
Nathan White
It is like "1984", but the police is useless to deterrent true crime.