Black James Bond Gadgets

Well Jow Forums? What kind of gadgets will the new black james bond have?

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A black dildo to fuck their jew tranny boyfriend with. Fucking niggers

>lynch
hmmmmm

a slim jim to get into the aston

>>First

They are so obsessed with being first.

We need a spicnigger transfaggot midget in a wheelchair replacing bond

Don't know don't fucking care, I wont even be pirating that garbage

Wakanda tech.

get out of jail free card
(limit one per week)

>digs through pockets
>throws banana peel
>villain slips
>"AYOO LIKE DAT WITE BOI"

Q-weave

Welfare card

Agent Sahneeqwa
>license to chimp

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An earpiece that live translates speech into ebonics

Kitchen knife and stolen scooter

A spear and a lion skin shield

Did they go down to the ghetto Walmart and pick out an actress?

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I hope the villain is still a rich white male as usual

A hu-White dildo.

Global EBT card.

Exploding watermelon. Fried chicken with a laser hidden in the bone. A weave that has titanium lockpicks hidden in it. Custom low rider with nuclear powered hydraulic suspension and spinning rims that can be used as projectile weapons. Would use a nickel plated hipoint.

we all have to thanks greekbro for this
he memed
>british
>white
literally into real life

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Rebooted with a white male after the second absolute nuclear bomb.

So instead of Aston Martin it is now Cadillac right?

A bicycle.
>Ayo tyronesse all you had to do is follow da train

What car would she drive? Or would she prefer to use a bicycle?

I don't know if it's a gadget but she needs to wear platform boots with a compartment in the sole. Ideally she can walk around and easily pick up chicken bones from off the concrete simply by stepping on them.

It's actually just an old Lincoln

>Fried chicken with a laser hidden in the bone
That’s good.

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Keded and lmaopilled

*hipoint glock
also a broken g shock watch that is as big as the wheels on her car, which is stolen or leased

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fucking garbage, will never watch a james bond movie ever again

God I hate niggers just make your own original IPs you lazy ass niggers.

a nightstick
a noose
a job application

kek

>Cadillac

No, it will be an '03 Nissan Altima with Chrome 20" assassin wheels

Lash and a lynch

hahahaha oh man that's gold

Floating tube.

Licence to Steal

she will have a key that will open any bike lock.
the walther will be replaced by a glock with an extended mag and she likes her malt liquor shaken, not stirred.
also, drives an special 1970 el camino.