ah monday and the wagecuck animals go back into their cages
Ah monday and the wagecuck animals go back into their cages
I've got maybe 4 months worth of money in the bank, maybe I'll just quit and get a new job in 15 weeks.
>Not investing your money
this is how you stay a wagecuck for the rest of your life
>he isn't for 2 years all in chainlink
Alas, I have but a week of freedom left. It's been 6 months since I quit my last job, but now I got a job at a liquor store chain since I ran out of money and I need more if I wanna buy a new mouse and some more chicken tendies.
I am at work now.
On the plus side I am off the next two days and will spend that time fucking my cute wife, playing board games with bros, and relaxing.
LMAO
wagecuck
what is with this unemployment plague for heterosexual caucasoids in the western world?
wagecucking is for retard NPCs
11 more years to retirement.
agreed, but my boomer parents won't believe me how there is an engineered laboral crisis in continental America.
>t. proud NEET for the lat two years, diagnosed adult ADHD and neurosis
Chainlink will be worth absolute dick EOY.
>Work for myself
Am I wagecucking myself? Installing a solar array today, plus finishing off a bunch of other stuff on some millionaires off-grid bunker/compound. £25,000 for three months work. The clients last name does end with stein though.
>t. proud NEET for the lat two years
based
Mondays are my favorite day of the week
Everyday is my favorite day of the week
get back to work
>said increasingly nervous nolinker
pic related (you)
>Monday is my day off
>What do?
prepare for wagecucking tomorrow?
>tfw competent enough to dictate the terms of my employment
>work from home five days a week
>completely autonomous, only log status updates now and then
I've been a NEET since 2015.
How have you been enjoying your endless freedom, Deutsch-user?
NEETing off my upper-class grandma's love, life's good
I literally cannot get myself to stop living the NEET life at the thought of my work helping fuel Mr. Shekelberg's empire.
That moral decision takes such a toll on me that I rather die than help this kiked world.
based and redpilled
comfy been NEET since forever
(never worked a day in my Life)
cope
please Tell me how to neet. don't think they would let me neet in peace because you have to go to the Job Center from time to time and my grades were way too good for claming i cant write an aplication
>Never employed
>Starting monday like this
How ya doin wagecuckers?
user whaddya do if you want extra tendies? What sort do you get? Better not be shitty cheap tendies.
how do you remain NEET
It's not as compfy as user here pretend. You have to pretend you're looking for a job and you gotta undress yourself buttnaked in front of the Ämter.
Why do you have to pretend?
The people that have to pretend to not be a NEET infront of their parents are the type of daughters and sons that grew up never showing enough affection for your parents.
it's very, very illegal not wanting to work in germany.
At least I wake up with a purpose and am contributing to society.
I was hella depressed when I used to work a month on and month. Drives me nuts.
Nonetheless, I see a bunch of rich customers who drive $150k boats and $90k cars, and I can’t ever obtain that level of income in my current position.
There is no way that its true. That would be pretty authoritarian.
Sauce?
>and my grades were way too good
thats why you have to play the long con
I have pretended to be retarded for over 14 years
just be annoying and useless, waste their time and they will stop bothering you
gambling
gibsmedat and gambling
Chainlink with never hit $4 again friendo
Enjoy your shitty meme-tier altcoins while they're worth anything
Wishing you prosperity, fren.
yesssssssssss
nolinker cope
Enjoy being a poor virgin you loser, kek.
>tfw went all in at 0.33
Some of you will make it. Most of you will not.
God damn do I fucking miss being a NEET. WHERE I HAD THE FREEEDOM TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
Video games and free money until it lasts
LMFAO I have over 300k in cryptos
I gonna be millionaire this year wagecuck
I piss into your wagecage from the top you loser
based
I got in at 15 cents and will hold forever
based
do yyou neet on hartz4 or is there another way?
I'm fucking jealous
hey beautiful frog,rich NEET here; do you want to be best based friends for ever?
What are they gonna do put you in prison? Oh no! I get all of my food for free, don’t have to pay bills and have access to fully functional gym?
What an awful life.
Nah. I'm getting paid while I shitpost.
With all your spare time you smelly neet, you should learn proper grammar.
This is what cope looks like
never been employed
everyone with a job is a miserable loser desu, and they're just slaving for pennies while the rich kikes at the top get more rich off their (((hard "work")))
degenerate, if you are not spending you NEET days in reading, going to gym, learning new stuff, going out, having some easy side work .. etc. than you might as well die.
You are no better than low IQ nigger, slave to his impulses
Just quit my job last week
What's the best way to get money from the government if you are american?
>report in as unemployed
>drag things out over as many months as you can
>collect cash and put some on the side
>once they completely cut you off you live from savings and gambling
>then after couple months you can sign up again and collect gibs
>then drag everything out again
>repeat ad infinitum
just lie, play dumb and get da money
protip: get a sidegig for extra cash
be non-white
I really don't feel like wagecucking in this shithole but the NEET life is starting to bore me anons, what should i do? not feeling like an hero for now desu
that was a good thread
>what should i do?
start your own job
work under to table, no taxes
No, you simply get no gibs when you don't want to work here.
You're living the dream user, fucking based.
we are all in
Based anime neet
Nobody here wants your autistic go bankrupt quick schemes
nolinker
WE ARE
WE
ARE
WALMART
STOP IT IT HURTS SO FUCKING BAD I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE IT'S 3:30AM AND I'M DREADING GOING INTO WORK IN 5 HOURS STOP IT RIGHT NOW
And then drive our own cars to buy stuff with our own money and then home to our own houses where we fuck our own wives.
Nowhere in this does "parents house", "tossing to anime", "freeloading parasite" or "being a sad never been kissed virgin" come in.
I quit my job 3 months ago and boy did time fly by. I haven’t even started looking for another one but I wrangled 3 letters of recommendation from my bosses who agreed with my political rants. How fucked am I? Do I just lie about the employment gap?
>Implying LINK will even be worth $1 EOY.
Should've bought BTC faggot
I get $3,100 tax free every month along with 0 property tax and 0 sales tax. Thank you for paying your income taxes wagies.
WAGECAGE RAGE
go clean some toilets paypig
>mfw its 10AM and I'm going to bed now
later homo
just wait
based
>everyone besides you is a zoo animal
>you're caged with one of them
>bad furniture
>no internet
>banned books
>basic privacy doesn't exist
>staff can break the law with impunity
>Sex and masturbation illegal
>rape
>Phone calls monitored, can be used against you in a court of law
But at least you get bad, unhealthy food for free and some weights
i'm literally 10x up on my initial investment. keep coping wagecuck
How do you needs get your fucking free gibs? I'm practically disabled and can't get shit.
I hope you are all at work german Anons if Mtumbu won't get his pudding everyday he will chimp out and rape your wife or daughter
$0.40 here. NEET elite soon. also get into RSR for quick moon
based and cubepilled
Have fun when the inevitable crash comes and you didn't sell any because some dumbasses flooded the catalog with graphs saying HODL
I get mine from the VA from serving in the Marines. Not sure how to go about getting more gibs. I could probably get SSDI but just am fine with what I get now.
I just buy more
3 weeks paid vacation left you uneployed nigger
>I'm going to bed
Alone
Jokes on you, I have to work on weekends so today's my day off
>i have three whole weeks of freedom left! HA, bet that chaps your ass huh
Seems neat.
Where can I learn more, or should I not bother..?
>"it's a bubble", the coping wagecuck whispers to himself at night when he missed out on being a millionaire
I get $2k a month in welfare because I have been diagnosed with depression and have reached the requirement of going to therapy for 2 years while still being depressed.
Therapy was covered by insurance so it was free
Okay, you've redeemed yourself.
Imagine being a cuck and having a job
T. 25 years old NEET Living 25 years as a NEET
not cope at all. I was NEET for close to two years after I graduated university. It's fun for a few months but then reality sets in and you realise you're a worthless piece of shit. The real cope is ignoring this feeling
I had this lifestyle and it ultimately got me nowhere.
You just need a cool boss that works 60 miles away when he's not traveling. Today's work, install MySQL on a laptop. I make $100K/yr. and live in a rural paradise, go sit in a cube and look busy, work my side gig. It's good to be huwyte.
Post pics of wife's tits.
they'll pay for my well being
You chubby fuck.
kek
Ree
Nope